A/N: Just a random thing... the song "Rude" by Magic! reminds me so much of Henry Hwang. lolz. Anyway, enjoy! kekeke

"Hey there, lover boy." Tiffany, my beloved ex-girlfriend, greeted as she caressed my chest, staring at me seductively while biting her lip.

"Uh-- uhhm---"

She then continued in her husky tone, "I've noticed you've been looking at me. Well, I couldn't help but notice you back since I got to admit..." She leaned closer to me and whispered, "You look so handsome."

Okay, fortunately, my disguise worked. *Whew*

"Th-thanks."

"You... make me feel... hot."

"Uhhh--- r-really?"

"Yeah. Really..." She pressed her chest lightly to mine. And then, I felt my buddy down there reacting on its own. Goddammit, why too early?! Calm down will ya?! Not tonight... not tonight...

She chuckled. Then, she held me on my collar and closed the gaps of our lips in an inch apart. "So, what's your name, lover boy?"

"Err--- Eduardo uhhmm--- Fettuccini."

She chuckled again. "How could a hundred-percent Korean-looking guy has an Italian name?"

"I uhhh-- was adopted by uhhmm-- Italian people."

"I see... But you know... You sure remind me of someone."

Oh. "M-mind tell me w-who it is?"

She placed the tip of her index finger to my lips and rubbed it lightly. "My dream guy."

Then, she closed her eyes and my lips. She inserted her tongue on my mouth. I kissed her in return. Her taste... damn, I miss it a lot.

I was about to drown to her taste. Yet, my mind refused. I broke away. This isn't right. This can never be right!

"What's wrong?" she asked.

I didn't answer her and just ran away.

"Hey, wait!" I heard her shout.

"Dude!" Taeyeon shouted too. Finally, he caught up with me and successfully stopped me from running. "Why did you freaking run away?!" he asked then panted heavily. "But yeah, you sure are really damn fast."

"She kissed me, Taeng. She freaking kissed me!"

"Then, what's wrong with that?"

"Everything!"

"Don't be such a killjoy to yourself. C'mon. It's not like she's gonna remember you when she wakes up tomorrow. I mean, she's under the influence of the happy drug right now."

"No... This is still isn't right. She's seeing me as another person, Taeng. What if I'm really a different person? Do you get my point?"

"Err-- no?"

"Aissshh-- my point is she's freaking cheating on me with Eduardo Fettuccini!"

He chuckled, "And you are Eduardo Fettuccini. Dude, are you really freaking serious it's just because of that?"

"..."

"Yuri..."

"..."

"Eduardo Fettuccini!" Yoong and Jessica shouted from afar.

"And who are those guys?" Taeyeon asked.

"Err-- Yoong and Sica?"

"Oh my pickles! Where's my disguise?!" he suddenly shouted and panicked as he looked inside his bag. And then, he successfully found it and wore it immediately. It was a long golden brown wig, girly blouse and coat, and not to mention, he freaking has a pair of hamburger buns too and put it inside his blouse right on his chest.

"You disguise as a girl?!"

He answered me in a ridiculously high-pitched and gay-ish voice, "Yup. Why, Mr. Eduardo? Do I look pretty? Are you falling for me?"

I scoffed, "Hell no!"

"You've got to admit. I look cute~"

"Hell, hell no!" But yeah, he can pull off a female disguise so well minus the high pitch voice, of course.

Jessica and Yoong finally gotten closer to us. They seemed to be already drunk too as they've been walking towards us in a very clumsy manner. Taeyeon then hid behind me. "Eduardo, where have you been?" Yoong asked.

"I uhh-- just somewhere, mister???"

"Roger. Roger Dot."

"And uhh---" I pertained to Sica.

"Caffy Dot ."

"Are you guys freaking kidding me? What kind of aliases are those?"

"Cool aliases." Yoong retorted.

"No, awesome aliases." Jessica corrected him and they shared a high five.

"Cool?! Awesome?! They're ridiculous!"

"Hah! As if your alias wasn't." Yoong retorted. "You freaking named yourself after a kind of pasta. Seriously?"

"Ya. Mind your own."

He chuckled, "But you started it."

"Aisshh-- just shut up."

Then, the both of them saluted at me and mocked, "Roger that."

Pfft. Weirdos.

I redirected the topic, "So, now what? You two got bored of almost-having- on the couch that you decided to look for me?"

"Nah. Not really. We decided to stop since somebody else stole our spotlight." Yoong said.

"That Ms. Stephanie Miyoung Hwang suddenly went to the dance floor, partied wild, and stole our show. She sure got the moves though." Jessica added.

"Yeah, I saw it too... Actually, she saw me too. Then, she went near me and-- kissed me. But actually, it's more than that since there was uhh-- tongue."

"Wow..." they both uttered while looking at me astonishingly, "So, what did you do?" he asked.

"I ran away."

And they both laughed. "You're a chicken, Eduardo." Sica retorted. "You ran away because a girl kissed you? What are you, a kid? Haha. You're freaking cute~" The both of them laughed at me again with this time, Taeyeon joined them too.

However, Sica finally noticed his presence. She tried to take a good look of his face yet Taeyeon tried his best to hide behind me. With that, I mean, he freaking hugged me from behind and buried his face on my back.

"Excuse me, miss." Sica said. "May I know who you are and you're hugging our friend like that?"

I swatted Taeyeon away from me and with few more attempts, he finally broke off. Then, he fixed his long wig and faked a smile to Sica and Yoong. Yet, what's surprising is, Yoong and Sica looked as if astonished as they had a glimpse of his disguise.

"Hi there, miss. What's your name?" Yoong asked.

Then, he uttered in his ridiculously high-pitched voice, "Hello there, I am uhmmm-- Becca."

"Pretty Becca." Yoong smiled weirdly at him then forwarded his hand as if offering Taeyeon a handshake. The latter accepted. "I am Roger Dot. It's nice meeting you."

"Th-thanks."

"Wow. You sure are a cutey." Jessica snapped. "I'm Caffy Dot." And she offered him a handshake. "Say, wanna join our booth?"

"N-no, thanks, I'm with him." Taeyeon pointed at me.

"I'm sure you won't mind, Eduardo, right?" she asked me.

Since these two, looked a little tipsy now, it seems they still haven't notice this Becca is the Taeyeon they both disliked to be with the most. Hmmm. Maybe I'll try to go on with the flow for a little while. This sure looks fun to watch for me.

"Sure. She isn't my date, anyway."

Taeyeon then complained, "B-but---"

"Oh c'mon, Becca." I slapped his back hard and he winced in pain. "Let's all hang out, it will be fun."

Jessica then hooked her arm on Taeyeon's and dragged him towards our table. Yoong and I followed behind. Yoong then whispered to me, "Say, hyung, aren't going to hide from Fany-noona? You said she saw you."

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