Disclaimer: Characters, i.e. role-assignments, are products of the author's weird imagination and just used fictitiously and I love Sunny Bunny, okay. kekeke

"I'm a bad boyfriend." *sniff sniff*

"Stop that, dude."

"I... I allowed her to work on Malibu, Taeng. A freaking strip club." *sniff sniff*

"Holy sheep. Stop crying, okay!" Taeyeon said as he smashed the last piece of nail on the wood.

"I just can't!!!" *sniff sniff* "Waaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Aaaarghh!!! You! Do you want me to smash you with this hammer! We're in a goddamn construction site, THAT’S NOT A VERY MANLY THING TO DO!"

"I'm a bad boyfriend." *sniff sniff*

Taeyeon sighed. "I never thought Tiffany will make you so soft and gay. Tsk tsk." He then patted my head. "Dude, you're not bad, okay. It's just that... Tiffany's so cool."

"Cool?" I swatted his hand away. "What do you mean about that?" *sniff sniff*

"Well. It's rare for a woman to like about working on a strip club. It's their dignity at stake there. You're a very lucky guy here, you know."

"I don't want a stripper wife, okay."

"Man… that will be so freaking cool. Think about it, if we will have an alumni homecoming someday and then we'll say 'dude, how's life now?' and you'll say 'man, don't get jealous of my life- I married a stripper' and we'll say 'oh- maaaan you are so goddamn lucky, our wives aren't that awesome'. See?" He said, nodding goofily.

"You disgust me, totally. How can you even think that way, huh?"

"Oh c'mon. Any guys out there will very much tell you the same thing."

"Damn I don't care if it's cool. If we'll be in an alumni homecoming someday and you guys say 'dude, how's life?' and I'll say 'man, don't get jealous cus I married Tiffany. Freaking Tiffany Lee! You heard that?' I bet you guys we'll be more jealous of me on that."

"Hmmm... You do have a point there. But you see, if we'll be in an alumni homecoming someday and you married Tiffany-the-stripper then we'll say---"

"Stop. I get your point." I sighed. "I know it’s awesome but I can't just allow her all the way. That place is full of erted men. Who knows… what if something bad happens to her there?"

"Just give her at least a week. She'll surrender soon."

"Nah… I only gave her a day. I really couldn't stop worrying. She's too precious, you know that?"

"Yeah I know. Tiffany is one hell of a very pretty - undeniably attractive, cute, y, very kind - warmhearted person. She deserves to be just kept at home and be displayed out in public places only during dates."

"You pretty much used so many adjectives there. I'm starting to think you like MY girlfriend."

"Kwon Yuri, Tiffany is the prettiest girl in the campus. She really does have the same status as you. Each and every guy out there has a big crush on her."

I chuckled. "It's not like Yoong had a crush on her."

"Hmmmm... When we saw Tiffany, before we found out about the rumor you were head over heels on her, Yoong pretty much hit on her that time."

"Why I didn't know about that?"

"Ohhh- That. Didn't Fany tell you about it?"

"No. If she did then I wouldn't ask you."

"Well... Me and Yoong talked to her the second day of school. It's nothing, really. We just asked some things and Yoong sort of flashed his weird way of wooing girls on her. Oh... and also, Tiffany mistook him as you too. It was really funny."

“How on Earth she would have thought Yoong as me?”

“Isn’t it obvious that you guys kinda looked like each other? That time Tiffany was like ‘Aren’t you the creepy guy who stared at me at English Class?’ She really did say that bluntly, take note.”

Aisssh... That girl.

“Errr- well, it's not like Soo got a crush on her too."

"Ohhh- that… Didn't I mention Sooyoung sort of popped out of nowhere that time too? I'm sure he blushed madly when Tiffany asked 'You're Sooyoung, right?' with her very y husky voice. Ohhhh so y~"

"What the hell?! All of you have crush on my girlfriend?!"

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