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Tiffany POV

"Yah, Sunny. Where are you really taking me, huh?" I asked as I walked briskly to catch up with her pace.

"I'm gonna take you somewhere where we can really knock your stupidity out, Tiff." she responded.

"Aissshhh-- why can't you just tell me directly? There's no harm if you'll just be blunt on me."

She chuckled, "I am already being blunt. You are hella stupid, Tiff."

I sighed in defeat, "I can never really draw out a pleasant and straight-to-the-point conversation with you."

"Fine, I tell you. We're gonna be eavesdropping."

I stared at her disbelievingly, "Eavesdropping? Really? How on Earth can that help me from my problem?"

"Sooyoung's going to meet up with Yoong in few minutes. They'll be at the bar two blocks away from here. So, we're going to eavesdrop on their deep 'man-to-man' talk."

"What? But he said he'll be in Incheon this afternoon."

"Oh. He just said that."

"Why the hell would he lie to me if he's just going to hang out with Sooyoung? I really wouldn't mind, you know."

"Duh. Obviously enough, he doesn't want you to know."

"But, why?"

She chuckled again, "Seriously, Tiff? Are you really asking me that?"

We arrived at the bar where the guys are supposed to meet, based on what Sunny just said. Yoong was already there occupying one booth at the farthest corner of the bar. He seemed to have ordered liquor and already having a drink as he waits for Sooyoung. Sunny and I occupied the booth next to his. Luckily enough, he didn't notice us.

A few moments later, a bearded Sooyoung has arrived.  "Whoa. You started without me?" he snapped as he sat down on the seat opposite to Yoong's. "You must have a sure damn hell of a problem now, eh?"

Yoong sighed loudly, "Not really much. I just feel like starting without you."

"Wow. Thanks. You know, you shouldn't have bothered me. It turns out you can drink by yourself."

"Hey, I still need you here."

He suddenly laughed out loud, "You really sounded gay with that statement, Yoona. You're truly living up your birth name."

"Soo, 'til when are you going to mock my birth name? It's not like I asked for it. Besides, I already changed it, anyway."

"Yeah, you freaking changed just one letter. You should have chosen a cooler name like Batman or something."

"It wasn't me who chose that name. It was my childhood best friend-slash-archenemy George Nicholas who did."

"Who the hell was that?"

"I already told you about him long ago. Don't you remember that time? You and Yuri-hyung were freaking persistent on asking me about the bust sizes of my exes instead."

"Oh yeah. I remember that and you didn't even mention a single thing. So, what's Jessica's bust size? And her booty too if you don't mind."

"Seriously?"

"Oh. You probably know Tiffany's booty and bust sizes now too. Come on tell me. I'll just tell Yuri about Jessica's when we meet in the other world."

He then shouted in irritation, "The hell, what do you think of me?! A tailor or something?! Why would I need to get their sizes?!"

"Well, not the exact size. Perhaps, an estimate will be fine or you can just describe."

He sighed loudly, "They both have heaven-sent, perfect bodies. Happy?"

"Wow, really? That's how you will describe them? Too boring, man."

"I'm not in the mood to talk about their bodies, okay." He sighed loudly again. "Most especially Tiffany's."

"Oooh... Now I get it. Same problem again, eh?"

"Yeah. I just don't get her at all. First, she initiates. Then, afterwards, she ruins the mood. Seriously, I don't know if she's trying to kill me or what."

Soo chuckled, "Oh. Tiffany, yes, yes. She's always a tease." He then said in an annoyingly dreamy manner, "I remember the time we dated. She always initiates our skinship. You know, one time, she even insisted us to spend a night in a love motel."

"I didn't---!" Sunny quickly covered my mouth to shut me up.  She shook her head, signifying I shouldn't make a sound. Aisshh-- seriously, that Sooyoung's too delusional! I swear I'm gonna spank his head later.

Yoong then continued, "Yes, she's a total tease. Seriously, she's showing off her y body to me all the time but she's like freaking labeled as 'Display only' and 'No touching allowed'. You know, it's okay if she's not actually hinting me that she wants to have . I would totally understand. But, no. She really is trying to kill me."

"Uhuh. How long it has been since your last?"

"Four years, or probably more. I don't exactly remember when was my last time."

"Yeah, that must have been really a torture for you. Sad life, bro."

"Yeah, sad life. I really don't know what to do..."

"Well, probably, what she wants is for the both of you to get married first before getting into that level."

"Wow. Yeah. Wow. That totally makes sense. Hyung was allowed but I am not."

"You know, you really sounded so frustrated now, man. Look. Is the only important thing for you?"

"It's not like that... I wouldn't mind waiting 'til we're married, really. But she should stop teasing me. She should stop dropping off hints that she wants to do it if she's just going to withdraw in the end."

"Then, that is it, man. Problem solved. Just refuse on her ual attempts 'til you both tie up the knot."

Yoong was like speechless on what his best friend just said. Suddenly, the latter laughed out loud, "Hahahaha! You should see the look on your face, man! You're like a kid who just gotten his toy snatched."

"Yah. Stop irking me, Soo! This problem of mine isn't shallow for you to joke around. This... This really isn't just about ."

"Alright. Alright. Let's get serious now."

"For freaking real? You were just fooling around the whole time?!"

"Hey, I was just trying to cheer you up. Okay, enough is enough. How is she ruining the mood again?"

Yoong sighed loudly, "When we're about to get there like really, really this close... She's freaking asking me about Jessica like every ing time."

"How can that ruin your mood? Don't tell me you're still in love with Jessica?"

"Dude, she's asking me if I still think of Sica exactly during our intimate moments! And you know, last night, she asked me if I'm still in love with my ex!"

"That sounds pretty much normal inquiries, Yoong."

"But not during ! Tell me, how would I not be annoyed? She's freaking asking me ALL THE TIME."

"But, have you answered her straight?"

"Of course, as in every time. Except for last night, though. I just got really pissed off."

"Well..." Soo sighed. "You can't really blame Tiffany to think like that. You were freaking like a devotee of Jessica when you two were still together and even before when you were still courting her. You freaking almost went crazy for that woman too."

"Jessica and I are over since long ago. There's already a zero-percent possibility for us anymore. We even had a complete closure after she broke up with me four years ago. She called me through the phone. We settled our feelings. Then, that's it."

"Oh yeah? What if she comes back, then?"

"If she comes back, then, she's back! What do you want me to do with that? Prepare a grand homecoming party for her?!"

"Dude, relax. Calm down. Jessica's not here for you to get mad like that."

Yoong then called calmly, "Sooyoung..."

That seemed to stop Soo from fooling around. He then responded, "Yeah?"

"I really just don't understand. Why does she always want to put Jessica in between our relationship? Can't she see it that I'm dedicating my life to her and only her now? Why can't she understand that Jessica's out of my life since ages ago? How many times should I tell her that? What does she want me to do to prove it to her?"

"Alright... Tell me, then. Have you asked those things to her directly?"

"..."

"So, no?"

"..."

"Im Yoong. As far as I can remember, you are like the second smartest in our gang."

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