Title:Block (Part 1/2)
Pairings:AibaxNino, ShoxNino
Genre:Fluff, Humor?
Rating:G
Disclaimer:I own nothing but the plot
Word Count:2073
Summary:He started using Facebook, a widely known social media site, a week ago and befriends people who have the same interest as him: hating life. He ended up adding someone he shouldn't have added in the first place, so he takes advice from someone else.

He was not a socialite, but he was more of an introvert. His cats think so too. But online, he’s different. He can speak to almost anyone and be who he wants to be. Another reason why he prefers social media rather than social reality.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Life here. Almost got fired from work again, thanks to some .
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There, he posted his status today. Hopefully, his 200-something friends would see it...

A minute later, he got a a lot of notifications. As expected, everyone was kept up. And oh, what's this? A comment? No one usually commented.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Life here. Almost got fired from work again, thanks to some .
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Nino groaned. It just had to be this guy. Last week, after signing up for Facebook, he had received a bunch of friend requests from people he didn't know, but they were all interested in his thoughts since they suffered the same thing. But a week into Facebook, he received a friend request from a person named Aiba Masaki. He asked himself, then, if he should trust adding the person back since he couldn't make out his profile picture. Was it supposed to be a distorted animal, or a man dressed in a bizarre animal suit? Either way, he added him because of his own foolishness. As soon as they became friends, his notifications renewed every minute.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Life here. Almost got fired from work again, thanks to some .
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7 people like this.
Aiba Masaki AWw. What HAPPEned?
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Ninomiya Kazunari Leave me alone, idiot. Go back to your animals or something.
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Really, there was no getting rid of this guy.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Life here. Almost got fired from work again, thanks to some .
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7 people like this.
Aiba Masaki AWw. What HAPPEned?
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Ninomiya Kazunari Leave me alone, idiot. Go back to your animals or something.
a second ago · Like · 10
Sakurai Sho Why don't you just block him if you don't like him? That's what I did.
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Nino raised an eyebrow. I could do that? Why didn't I know of this before? Silently thanking Sakurai, he immedaitely went to Aiba's page. He was glad that he added Sakurai (he thought that he was only interested in wordly and domestic news).


Ninomiya Kazunari
Life here. Almost got fired from work again, thanks to some .
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7 people like this.
Aiba Masaki AWw. What HAPPEned?
2 minutes ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Leave me alone, idiot. Go back to your animals or something.
1 minute ago · Like · 10
Sakurai Sho Why don't you just block him if you don't like him? That's what I did.
a second ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Really? Thanks, Sakurai-san. I'll do just that.
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...And he had done it. Aiba Masaki was gone out of his facebook page and friends. Why didn't he think about this before, really? Sighing contentedly, he relaxed into to his couch -- or was about to until he heard a doorbell.

"Who the could it be at this ungodly hour?" Nino groaned, glancing at the clock that read 12AM.

"Delivery!" A sing-songy voice announced from his front steps. Whoever this person was, was also an idiot.

He swung the door open, revealing a man dressed in a somewhat casual clothing. Shouldn't he be wearing some uniform? Nino rubbed his face with his palms, pretending to look like he had woken up so rudely. "What is it?"

"Delivery for Ninomiya Kazunari-san!" The man chirped as he handed him a box covered in brown wrapping. "Free of charge! No signing it or anything."

"Wha--"

"Have a good night, sir." With that, the idiotic man bounced away, leaving Nino utterly confused for two reason. First, who would send him a package so late this night. He should have received an email from work. Secondly, who the has the guts to send his something late this night?! He's pretty sure the post offices were closed at this hours.

Snarling, he threw the box aside. Must be some prank, he thought.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
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He couldn't resist posting it up online to show his friends just how angry he was.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
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10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
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Good. At least he agreed.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
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10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
1 minute ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
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Nino waited for a reply from Sakurai, but it never came. As he was about to close his laptop, however, he saw a notification.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
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10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
4 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
4 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
a second ago · Like

Ok, now that's creepy, but what idiot would have the name anonymous1000? Now where's that dislike button again...?

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
Like · Comment · Share · 4 minutes ago
10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
4 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
4 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
1 minute ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Uh... Who the are you? I did not add you at all...
a second ago · Like

3 minutes later, he got another notification.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
Like · Comment · Share · 7 minutes ago
10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
7 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
4 minute ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Uh... Who the are you? I did not add you at all...
3 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 I was the mailman. I bet you didn't see my face though cause of the lighting.
a second ago · Like

Gotta block... Where's that block settings?!

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
Like · Comment · Share · 7 minutes ago
10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
7 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
4 minute ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Uh... Who the are you? I did not add you at all...
3 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 I was the mailman. I bet you didn't see my face though cause of the lighting.
a second ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Com'on. I I know you saw me. Did you open the box yet? Oh~ must be exciting~
a second ago · Like

The police? I can call the police when I need to...

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
Like · Comment · Share · 8 minutes ago
10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
8 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
8 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
5 minute ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Uh... Who the are you? I did not add you at all...
4 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 I was the mailman. I bet you didn't see my face though cause of the lighting.
1 minute ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Com'on. I I know you saw me. Did you open the box yet? Oh~ must be exciting~
1 minute ago · Like
Sakurai Sho Who the hell are you?! Stop messing with him.
a second ago · Like

Oh, thank God. I thought he signed off already.

Ninomiya Kazunari
Some idiot decided to pull a prank on me. I, for one, don't receive packages, let alone in the middle of the night.
Like · Comment · Share · 8 minutes ago
10 people like this.
Sakurai Sho Must be a prank. Even I would scream and yell if it happened to me at this hour.
8 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ninomiya Kazunari Oh, my God, yes. Thanks for agreeing. Except the guy left just like that. I should have asked for his business card and complained...
8 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Did you like it? I made it especially for you.
5 minute ago · Like
Ninomiya Kazunari Uh... Who the are you? I did not add you at all...
4 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous1000 I was the mailman. I bet you didn't see my face though cause of the lighting.
1 minute ago · Like
Anonymous1000 Com'on. I I know you saw me. Did you open the box yet? Oh~ must be exciting~
1 minute ago · Like
Sakurai Sho Who the hell are you?! Stop messing with him.
a second ago · Like
Anonymous1000 out, Mr.smarty-pants.
a second ago · Like

Alright, this has got to end. I'm blocking him. But where do I even click?! He's not in my friend list! Nino gasped in relization a second later. If this person was obviously an anonymous, an idiot, and wasn't in his friend list... Must be a hacker...

TBC