Seung Ri’s POV

Okay its really good to see Seung Hyun and Dae Sung back together.
Yay, Big Bang Stays.
But does that mean I don’t get my Ice-Cream?

DAMMIT I want my Ice-Cream!

FML

I walked past the room which I opened to find the two lovers hugging each other.
But I just muttered under my breath….

“Ice-Cream ruiners….” I knocked on Jiyong’s door.
Maybe he’ll go get some Ice-Cream with me.

I knocked and I knocked.
For minutes at a time.

And….No one even answered…
……damn it all to hell….
The one time I really want that cannibal…he isn’t coming to me.

Stupid .
But wait!
What’s this! Someone singing!
Where could this be coming from!
God! Its s ing horrible!
That person has no voice at all!

“I’m a strong baby? So hottest in the world? Like Dis yo? What kind a mad man would sing something like that!” I yelled out.
Young-Bae walked past me.

“Seung Ri answer your damn phone…..” He muttered as he walked into his room to find Seung Hyun and Dae Sung sleeping together.

I answered my phone.
“Yobosayo?” I said.

“Hey Seung Ri…..I’m in the living room. Stupid …..” Jiyong muttered hanging up on me. I turned around to see Jiyong sitting on the couch watching T.V
Ohhhh….….FML….

I walked over to him. “Hey Jiyong….You want to get some Ice-Cream with me?”
I asked him. But when I walked over to him.
That same song started to play.

“OH MY GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!” I yelled out. Jiyong just looked at me.

“What are you talking about?” He muttered.

“That guy can’t sing! What kind of song is that! He is even ugly!” I yelled out.

“That guy is you…..Stupid ing ….” Jiyong muttered.

What the Efffffff…..

FML….
I am so ing Stupid.

That guy is me….

FML
FML
FML
FML
FML

A million more times….

I am SO not a Strong Baby….