WARNING: THIS IS JUST AN ALTERNATE ENDING THAT I JUST HAVE TO MAKE BECAUSE I JUST HAVE TO OKAY. Replacement of chapter 69 XD

--Inspired by ElfSoneJack;) ---

So lets take off from..

Taeyeon saying

"YOU IDIOT..THE ONLY PERSON I LIKE IS YOU."

Taeyeon's POV

The words flew out of my mouth. I don't know how...but they did.

I looked at Kris.

He was laughing.

LAUGHING.

L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G.

"What...?" I asked as I slowly lifted my head.

"You're really stupid, Taeyeon. I don't like you." he said with a straight face.

"W-what? You're....you're just joking right?" I chuckled nervously, feeling my heart drop down to the floor.

"Nah. I'm dead serious."

And then....he passed out.

"K-Kris..?" I said.

I put my hand over his chest.

He wasn't breathing.

"Kris please....this isn't funny." I said through my sobs.

He didn't do anything.

He was gone.

G.O.N.E. GONE.

I cried loudly. "KRIS...PLEASE..PLEASE COME BACK. PLEASE. I LIKE YOU KRIS, I REALLY DO."

But it was no use.

He was gone.

Chanyeol burst through the dorr. "AYO WADDUP KREEEEEEASE."

"He's...he's dead." I said with tears in my eyes.

"Aw." he said. Then he left.

Luhan came running through the door shortly after. He immediately kneeled in front of Kris and started repeatedly bowing down before him with his eyes closed.

"BUFFALO! BUFFALO! BUFFALO!" he yelled.

Then he rolled on his back and started rolling around the room. Then he rolled out the door and down the stairs and someone ran over him with a grocery cart.

I looked back at Kris.

I jumped up 5 feet in the air when he slowly lifted his head and came back to life.

I stared at him with wide eyes. I was extremely terrified now.

"Shut up." he said.

That was it. Those two words. To get me to stop crying.

 So I stopped.

He then reached out his hand and placed it on my head.

"Flabadabadoo WorkleWorkle." he chanted, over and over again. Probably like 391 times or something.

Suddenly, all the hair on his head disappeared. Except for one random patch in the middle that looked like a mini ponytail.

He was basically bald.

"Mah head be shiny." he said.

"Yes, it is very much so, Kris." I said, looking at him with awe.

A great aura filled the room. Suddenly I felt very religious. It was like..a wave of religionness washed over me.

He then snapped his fingers, and an orange robe appeared on his body.

He closed his eyes, and his body slowly floated up into the air.

"Taeyeon....I need to tell you something."

"Yes?"

"I have decieved you into thinking that I am a monk. But I am not."

"Then what are you, Kris?" I said, watching with wide eyes as he floated five feet above the bed.

"I am...a monkey."

Suddenly, he turned into a giant gorilla with wings.

"Kris!" I said. "You're so silly! That's a gorilla, not a monkey."

"Ooh ooh Ah Ah." he said, and then floated up into heaven.

Kris.

My first true love.

I shall miss you.

OMG HELP ME IM GOING CRAZY WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I wrote this chapter because Im an idiot and I think I'm hilarious.