Or that's what he thought would happen.

But dear Mr. Krease, I'll have you know, I'M A NINJA. QK

In a half a second I shot up my hand and covered my mouth as my eyes widened.

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS GUY DOING?

Ok, well he is currently smushing his lips up against the back of my hand. I guess I'll just wash that later..

Kris pulled back in shock. And boy, was he MAD.

The four of us sat in silence for a minute.

"Well this is awkward." said Jessica.

"Uh..we're gonna go now." said Kris, dragging me out of the coffee shop.

He pulled me outside, but didn't stop there. His grasp on my wrist was really tight as he brought me to some random alley.

"Kris you're hurting me!" I whimpered. But he couldn't care less.

"You deserve it." he said fiercely through his gritted teeth.

He stopped walking. The look in his eyes....was the scariest look I have ever seen in my life. It striked fear into my heart. He simply stood there, glaring at me.

"K-Kris..." I said.

"ARE YOU A FREAKING IDIOT." he yelled out.

I looked down. Is he serious right now? He's getting mad at ME?

"YOU JUST EMBARASSED ME SO MUCH. YOU IDIOT. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU JUST PLAY ALONG?"

"Kris, I-"

"Save it. Get home yourself. I'm leaving. Or don't come, I don't care. You're not welcome there anyways." he said strictly, and left me standing there in the alley by myself.

What.

The.

Heck.

Just.

Happened.

I got a text.

--The Big Poo: Get ready for your miserable life.

Oh dear.

(A/N SHORT CHAPTER! Nehahahahawahwhaw did I trick you guys?)