JERK SQUAD

I Have to Live in WHOSE House??

I stood there for a good 5 minutes. Which is a lot if you're standing in the pouring rain.

How dare my parents just leave me here like that...I don't even have an umbrella.

Finally, someone opened the door.

"Baekhyun?" I said.

"..Who are you? How do you know my name?" he asked arrogantly.

Before I could open my mouth to reply, he slammed the door shut.

Well that was rude.

I heard him yell from inside. "KRIS. THERE'S SOME STALKER HOBO AT YOUR DOOR!!"

EXCUSE ME.


*Wait...I do kinda look like a hobo* I thought as I looked down at my drenched clothes.

"EW TELL HIM TO GET AWAY!" Kris yelled back.

"IT'S A GIRL." said Baekhyun,

"A GIRL?"

And then Kris opened to door to see me. Standing there with a giant suitcase. And wet hair. And wet clothes.

"Ew." he said, still not letting me in.

"...move." I snapped.

"Ooh sassy!" I hear Kai say, who was standing right behind Kris. Is the whole jerk squad here??

"What's that nerd doing here?" asked D.O. "Tell her to go away."

"I wish I could." I muttered while I glared at him. "CAN I JUST COME IN NOW." I begged.

"Let her in." said Luhan.

Kris moved to the side and I walked in, dripping wet.

Oh my God.

This house is even bigger on the inside than on the outside...you know what? It's not even a house. It's a MANSION.

 I looked around, and I was right. All 12 boys were having a par-tay.

"WAIT." yelled Kris. I stopped.

"What?" I said.

"Don't move. You're making my house dirty."

I scoffed at him and continued walking. "Where's the bathroom?"

Some random lady immediately ran up to me and offered to me to the bathroom.

"Umm...?" I said.

"That's a maid."

"YOU HAVE A MAID?"

"Um yeah. Like 35. Don't you?"

"Er..no..." I turned back to the maid and smiled. "What's your name?"

She looked shocked as she softly said "...M-May..."

"Why are you talking to her? Don't do that. She's poor." said Kris.

My jaw dropped. He did NAWT just say that.

"Are you kidding me? You're SUCH a jerk."

Kris shrugged and walked back to his friends in the living room. I apologized to the maid for Kris being such an idiot to her. Then, I went to the bathroom and changed out of my soaking wet clothes.

I walked out of the bathroom and I didn't know what to do. Kris's parents weren't home. Only him and his 11 friends.

So I decided to go to Hoya's house. He's also rich, so he lives in this neighborhood. The good thing about him is that he's rich, but he's not idiotic and mean enough to be an exo member.

As I was about to turn the knob, a voice made me jump.

"Where do you think you're going?" said Kris.

"Uh..I'm going to Hoya's house."

"No you're not."

"..Why not?"

"Because I said so."

"Why."

"Just do what I tell you to do, slave." he raised his voice.

I hung my head and walked over to the living room. All the guys were taking up the space on the couch and watching some lame show about a bunch of rich spoiled brats.

"Why are you watching yourselves on TV?" I asked.

"No one asked you to talk." said Chanyeol.

"No one asked you to be so stupid."

"Ooooh." I heard all the guys say. I kept a straight face and walked to the corner of the room. I sat down on the floor and pulled a book out of my backpack, and put my headphones in my ear. Not to listen to music, but to cut off the annoying voices of the boys.

 

(A/N OMG YOU GUYS. YOUR COMMENTS JUST MAKE MY DAY<33 This chapter like..doesn't end properly. Haha. I didin't know what to write. I'll be finishing this scene in the next chapter, probably later today. Sorry it's a little boooriinngg.)

 

 

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miemexo #1
Chapter 100: seriously i feel sorry towards luhan..he also deserve to be happy and meet with the right girl btw i really enjoyed with yout story and cant stop laughing my off..hihi
lobotn
#2
Chapter 100: If evr a story wastoo good,its this one. LOVED IT!!
krisxoxo23
#3
Chapter 100: Finish read this story it was the best ever . I like it . Can u pleaseee add me as your friend . I want t.read the sequel ... PLEASEE !?
Anna21800 #4
Chapter 49: I love the LE~^^^^~~
Tamz1704
#5
Chapter 98: Dude, this is like the funniest fic I have ever read... Like seriously killed myself laughing throughout.

Couldn't stop reading and couldn't stop laughing. Potassium.... Killer... I must admit, the ending was a bit........ but awesome story nonetheless.

Wanted to finish reading the story before commenting in case of spoilers.

You did a cracking jobbo. Loved it.
amyseedhom
#6
Chapter 83: squid ward has a big nose and brainblast
amyseedhom
#7
Chapter 80: THEYVE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A DAY WTH
amyseedhom
#8
Chapter 78: A MONASTERY IM CRYING FEOM LAUGHER OMG
amyseedhom
#9
Chapter 71: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL I CANR EVEN BREATH RN THIS IS AO FUNNY
amyseedhom
#10
Chapter 62: Poor luhan omg