What a FAIRYTALE!
COFFEE PRINCESS
-KYUNGHEE UNIVERSITY-
Kyuhyun dragged her until they reach their classroom. Eunhyuk and Yesung saw them so they approached them.YS: Hey _______, you look like a child being pulled by his dad.___: Let go of me.. *kicked Kyu`s *KH: Ouch. *balled his fist*___: Try to punch me or else I`ll call D...... or else I`ll call my dog.KH: You dont have a dog.___: Oh, lets just og to our room. Bye Hyukkie oppa, bye Sungiee oppa.EH: _______.___: Neh?EH: Donghae said he will miss oyu.___: C...come on Kyu, we`ll be late on our class.-skip(class dismissal)- ______ moved out from the room and Kyuhyun followed her.KH: So, where are you going?___: I have work, remember?KH: I`ll drive you there. But before that, I have a favor.___: What is it?KH: Mind if we spend some time together? I mean, lets go out ans have some fun.___: I said I have work.KH: My treat.___: Go alone.KH: Please...! *puppy eyes*___: Please..please..please............PLEASE YOUR FACE!KH: *pouts* Im just being good to you.___: Oh, okay, since its been a long time when I last ate ice cream.. There is the ice cream stall. *pulled Kyu`s hand* Ahjussi, I want choco peanut butter fudge.. What about you Kyu?KH: 5 scoops of vanilla. :))))___: 5 scoops?KH: *nods*___: Make it 10 scoops for meKH: 15 scoops___: 20KH: 25___: 30......ahjussi: Excuse me but are you both crazy? 30 scoops in a cone? Oh crap. Stay away form my ice cream stand, I still have lots of customers..!!!! _______ and Kyu both laughed. But Kyuhyun`s evilness showed up again.KH: Excuse me too, but we`re not crazy. and too bad, If only you`re not like that, then probably all of those flavors were completely consumed....AHJUSSI! Lets go ______ and lets find better ice cream that what this freakin` ahjussi sells.___: *chuckled* Oh well Kyu, for the first time I loved your evilness. :) Finally, they have bought ice creams, they sat on a bench in the park.KH: _______, lets play a game___: What game?KH: Just some jokes... *laughed* I hope it`ll make you laugh... okay I`ll start. What is the longest word in the English language? ___: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ..right? *smiles* that`s easy. :)KH: Nope...___: Then what? O.oKH: SMILES, there is a mile between the first and last letters!___: huh? *hit Kyu`s arm* WTHKH: Another one, What is the quickest way of spreading a rumour (or gossip).?___: *brain processing* Television..., newspaper,.... and radio...even internet..uhm.. I gave 4.KH: Nope..ALL WRONG..___: huh? then what? KH: Tell a woman..___: Ah, so are you saying that women are..........KH: I didnt say anything..... *chuckled* Next..... Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? ___: *thinks* Because....... *scratched her head* because... I dont know..KH: *smiles* She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. :)___: Yah... *smiles*KH: I can see you smiling..___: Who wouldn`t smile?KH: Want more?___: Sure. :)))KH: What do you call a deer with no eyes? ___: *thinks* No ideaKH: Wow,, you got it..___: Huh? No idea? jeongmal?KH: Yeah.. No eye dear.. :))___: *smirk*KH: What did the ocean say to the beach? ___: *thinks* Nothing.. it just waved. :)))) right?KH: Wow..you`re good.. okay, your turn.___: What four letters frighten a thief? KH: BOOO___: *LOLed* O.I.C.U. hahaha..KH: ahihihi..okay.___: Why is number six afraid ? KH: Because....... no idea.___: seven eight (ate) nine :)KH: ahaha.. you`re good when it comes to this huh?___: Okay, here , What did 0 say to 8? KH: Nothing.. thry`re just numbers.___: Nice belt :))KH: ahahaha___: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? KH: Because it's too far to walk there. I know, right?___: hahaah. your turn.KH: Which room has no door or even windows?___: what?KH: Mushroom___: LOL... oh Kyu that was funny. oh, the sun alsmost set Heechul oppa is going to kill me.. lets go home? oh I mean to CCW?KH: Let me piggyback you___: Are you sure?KH: *nods* why not?___: *rid on Kyu`s back*KH: Oh..what did you eat? You`re kinda heavy _______ suddenly remember Donghae. She remember the time when DOnghae piggybacked her. Kyuhyun said the same thing.
(FLASHBACK)
DH: Come on my princess, here on my back so I can carry you.___: Me? on you?DH: Yeah. *tapped his back*___: O..okay.. *rid on DH`s bak*DH: Oh my God, what did you eat my princess, eh?___: Oppa, you`re so bad.DH: Weight___: *pouts* I hate you.
(BACK TO PRESENT)
KH: Hey, _______ you lost your mind again. *_____ on his back*___: Am I really that heavy,huh?KH: *chuckled then nod*___: * Kyu`s head* Then I`ll just walk.KH: Im just kidding. Actually you`re so light. *chuckles* Kyu piggybacked her `til they reached his car. Then he drove away to CCW `coz ______ has a work there. When they were already there, they caught something which really made their eyes and mouth like this 
___: Oh my God!KH: I think we should not disturb them. They`re busy.___: I cant believe this is actually happening. Vanessa`s still young and Heechul oppa is already 28KH: Age doesn`t matter.
YURI`s POV
So Donghae, my one and only love is in Los Angeles? To where I live before I came here in Seoul. *evil smile* I think this is my bigges opportunity to own him. Oh, what a destiny. Sorry _____, but I love Donghae too. I paid your fees to study at KHU, but Im not going to allow you and DOnghae to be together in the end and to live happily ever after. Im sure Donghae will love me too, and id not, I`ll do everything. EVERYTHING that I can do. Im not gonna let _____ be happy. Remember that. Im going to Los Angeles, California and I will take everything that belongs to me. Of course, firstly, my Donghae. Wait for me my baby and we will live happily ever after.......... *evil laugh* Oh, what a fairytale. *smirk*
YeHyuk
Evil Yuri
bonusKyu
bonus Hae
bonus KyuHae
EunHae
bonus Suju
ELF FOREVER
Anyeong everyone. How`s the chapter?
Thank you once again for reading this fanfic.
Oh, and I just want to remind you, I dont hate Yuri, actually she is my bias from all SNSD members.
I so love her, but she really needs to be the villain here.
And, what do you think are Vanessa and Heechul doing that really made ______ and Kyu`s face like a monkey? O.o
Sorry if you found the jokes corny. :)
KEEP ON SUPPORTING THIS FF, OKAY?
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!
Sorry for my bad grammar, and for the typos, again, English is not my major language. :)))
Maybe you`re wondering.."Wow, an update again?" Oh well, guys, since its vacation and I have nothing to do, I use all my time on making the draft of this story and to encode it. I know you`re all eager to read this so it is dedicated to all of you.
And if you found it not interesting, I am sorry coz I am facing a really not good problem . I feel like im going crazy because of that problem. *sigh* If only you know it,.. T.T
CR: tumblr.com for the pictures and gifs.
Thanks to Google again for providing me those jokes.
KyuAnnHae
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