Red is Oona
Orange is Kaitlyn
Green is Jessie
Blue is Paige
Purple is Melissa

I spun Vance around in my arms and listened to his giggles. Key came over and started playing with him. Vance grabbed his hat and started messing with it.

"He stole my hat!" Key said.

"He does that. Just blame my dad." I put the hat on top of Vance's head and he started clapping.

"Down." He said.

I let him down and he started walking around everyone. Every single person he passed cooed at his cuteness. Soon he stopped and looked up at  Donghae.

"Hello, little one." Donghae waved at Vance.

"Up!" Vance held his arms up as he was picked up. I walked over as Donghae played with him.

"Is he yours?" He asked.

"He's my baby brother." We laughed as my brother made gargling noises.

"Everyone ready in ten!" On of the techs yelled.

Donghae handed Vance to me and we went our separate ways to the dressing rooms. New GirlZ was ready for our first performance just in time for f(x) to go on. After Hot Summer and a duet with SHINee, we were on. No one had seen us in costume, it was a shame. We had spent a long time getting just perfect. Went I looked in the mirror I was shocked. Melissa had blended the bald cap so perfectly you couldn't see my hair line, exsept for the one the wig had on half of my head.

Once on stage we could hear people cheering "SHINee, we love you!" If only they knew. The music started and we started to dance.

"When we first debuted we had the image,
Of being Korea's little brothers,
But we're still men who have needs."

"Man I don't give a frick."

"We had everything we wanted,
And everything we wanted,
That is until,
Taemin became like Lucifer."

*Dance*

"Like Lucifer."

"Won't let anyone get any,
Stealing girlfriends,
Stole Minho's monkey chair,
But that's not really important,
Cut off Key's hair,
Ate the last banana,
Called Onew mega gay,
In front of Girl's Generation.

Can't have any fun because Taemin's like Lucifer,
Starting to rebel, damn it he's just like Lucifer,
Our angel went bad after hanging out with Kyuhyun,
He did the worst thing every,
My o, where'd it go?!"

"Don't worry about my hair,
Somehow I made it work for me,
But can you imagine how mad I was,
When he took my tickle me Elmo?"

"Bastard had to go.
Remember when I had that bowl,
Cut cut cut cut,
You said it looked cool."

"Just because your mad does not mean,
YOU COULD EAT MY TACO!"

"Pour water into shoes,
Poked holes in condoms,
Hid Minho's monkey, where?
Ruined Jonghyun's lovely date,
Shot Key many times,
With a paint ball gun,
Also took all of our girls,
Mention Taemin and they'll say:
Loverholic, like hydrolics, loverholic, like Mirotic."

"Now I have no one to do."

"Now I have an awkward ."

"Because of him I have to drive around,
Bad neighbor hoods and look for hookers."

"I just want him and his,
c-c-c-clock(it's not actually clock, the original parody is just too inappropriate)"

After we came off stage everyone was laughing so hard, several were in tears and doubled over in fits of giggles.

Herro! I bet you guys are wondering why there isn't an original song for them. The reason is because they haven't finished a single or anything yet so that's why.

Here's some comedy: