“Finally! After six hundred miles of walking, a week without water, days without food-“

“Quit being so dramatic Namjoo, you sound weird.” L.Joe wrinkled his nose, frowning at me. I chuckled as I got up from the ground, brushing myself.

Yes, I kneeled in front of Teen Top’s dorm because I just had to announce how long it took to get here.

Actually, it just took twenty minutes.

Still.

“Oh Byunghun, how I hate you,” I emphasized the ‘hate’ part, earning a chuckle from him in return. He slung an arm around my shoulder and led me in the dorm, not even pausing to check if the door was open. He just turned the doorknob and walked right in.

“Are you guys not worried a burglar will steal your stuff?” I asked worriedly, glancing behind me as L.Joe closed the door, not even bothering to lock it. He grinned and shrugged, walking past me.

“Someday, we will get robbed, and the only person in the dorm will be C.A.P hyung, who will be snoring upstairs instead of catching the robber,” L.Joe responded, C.A.P glaring at him. Teen Top were all gathered in the living room, doing their different activities.

“Nah, C.A.P would probably murder the robber if they tried to wake him up,” Ricky added happily while playing cards Niel. They were playing ‘Guess the Card’ and Niel who undoubtedly cheating, relying on Chunji who was seated closely to Ricky, mouthing the card’s identity to Niel discreetly.

I shook my head at the dirty playing, plopping down on the couch and turning on the TV.

“Oh look, it’s B.A.P!” Changjo exclaimed, sitting up from the floor and staring at the TV with high interest. Ricky and Niel abandoned their game and sat on the floor, just in front of the couch, watching along with Changjo.

Chunji and L.Joe exchanged dark looks, rolling their eyes. C.A.P was…snoring.

“We are B! A.P! Yes sir!” B.A.P greeted cheerfully at the camera as I smiled affectionately. I chuckled at Zelo’s messy hair. I bet he and Jongup played before the interview started.

The interviewer was no other than Lee Taemin himself. I giggled loudly at Daehyun’s sarcastic smile he gave to the camera.

“So, how are the promotions going guys?” Taemin asked casually, looking at Yongguk.

“The ‘Stop It’ promotions are going fine, thanks to the BABYs,” Yongguk said fluffily, winking at the camera. Geez, when did he turn into Himchan 2.0?

“It’s a very catchy song, and Daehyun-ssi’s vocals here are amazing,” Taemin complimented, sending a happy wave at Daehyun’s way. Daehyun smiled too widely, dropping it quickly when Taemin turned away.

“I guess it’s his time of the month,” Ricky muttered, suddenly getting out a bunch of chips from behind him Changjo glanced behind Ricky, surprised on how he got a bag of chips from nowhere.

“Where the hell did you get those chips?!” Changjo demanded, trying to get some chips form Ricky, when he stretched it out, far from Changjo’s range of reaching.

“Don’t ask questions unless you want unsatisfying answers,” Ricky said in a mystical voice, Niel doubling up in laughter.

“SSH! Taemin is speaking!” C.A.P suddenly hissed, causing all of us to jump in shock.

“HYUNG! Don’t do that! Nearly killed me!” Changjo slapped C.A.P’s back good naturedly before going back to his original position before his hyung kills him. I chuckled at C.A.P’s furious expression, but then my attention was caught immediately by the angel known as Taemin.

“For fun, we’re going to answer your fans’ questions. May I have the first question please?” Taemin asked the cameraman politely. He handed sixrds to Taemin who accepted it hurriedly.

“Okay, first question! This is question’s for Yongguk! She asks, ‘Yongguk oppa, are you really in love with Him-‘” before Taemin could finish his sentence, Himchan spoke up loudly.

“Yes! He’s in love with me! We’re going to have a baby soon! We’re naming it Bang Yong Chan!” Himchan exclaimed, standing up and positive beaming at the camera.

We all burst out laughing, Chunji on all fours, pounding on the floor.

“Oh my god, I’m loving this Himchan guy,” Niel commented, wiping his happy tears.

“I am not in love with Himchan. I’m single and ready to mingle~” Yongguk said seductively at the camera, winking for effect. Himchan glared at his supposedly ‘yeobo’, but sat back down, turning his back to the camera in sadness.

Taemin asked different questions to each member until he reached Daehyun. I sharpened my hearing and watched Daehyun’s every move.

“So Daehyun, I hear you have a girlfriend?” Taemin asked slyly, grinning from ear to ear.

“Yes, and she loves this guy in SHINee,” Daehyun retorted, rather reluctantly. Taemin chuckled and smiled once more at the surly looking Daehyun, who kind of hated happiness that radiated off Lee Taemin.

“Really? Is it me?” Taemin asked casually, causing the other members to laugh loudly.

“Let’s hope not,” Daehyun responded happily, flashing another smile at Taemin’s direction. Taemin looked confused, but then he read the next question and his expression turned puzzling.

“Her question is, ‘Do you love Namjoo?’ Well Daehyun, do you love your girlfriend?” Taemin asked innocently.

“Yes, I do. I hope she’s watching right now to know that I really care for her. If you’re watching Namjoo, I love you puppy~” Daehyun cooed, making a heart with his hand and blowing a kiss at the camera.

I blushed as Teen Top and the remaining B.A.P members blenched, Chunji even imitating a vomiting person.

“Disgusting,” L.Joe muttered at Chunji who smiled widely at his ‘husband’.

“Oh really? That’s good then. I guess we’ll wrap up this interview with a- What’s this? Another question?” Taemin asked the cameraman curiously, who pressed the card on Taemin’s palm. Taemin read the card before looking at B.A.P with serious expression.

”Do you guys want me to read it? It’s not pleasant-“

“Read it!” Zelo encouraged happily, clapping his hands in anticipation, his young face shining with excitement.

“Well, here it goes. This is for Daehyun. It says, ‘Daehyun oppa, Namjoo doesn’t love you back. She’s cheating behind your back oppa! She doesn’t love you!’” Taemin read aloud, a picture showing up on the TV screen of Teen Top’s.

I scoffed at the statement. I don’t love Daehyun? Impossible.

But, the picture says otherwise.

It was a picture of I and L.Joe, him carrying me bridal style to the dorm. I can feel the color drain off my face as I watched Daehyun apprehensively. His lips were pursed, thinking hard.

“Namjoo is not cheating on me. She will never do that, and I have complete trust in her. She and L.Joe are just friends, like what she explained to me. She’s not that kind of girl, and I’m a bit disappointed you tried to convince me otherwise,” Daehyun said directly at the camera, his face cool and collected.

“But, on the other hand,” Daehyun cleared his throat before standing up and glaring at the camera.

“WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT MADE YOU ALLOW THAT UNCIVILIZED MAN TO CARRY YOU?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!” Daehyun took a sharp intake of breathe before continuing,

“AFTER SPENDING THE NIGHT, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT HOME, UNDERSTAND?! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB.” Daehyun growled at the camera, his brown eyes burning a hole in the lens.

I gulped and quickly glanced at L.Joe who seemed unaffected, looking amused.

“Well, I guess he’s the jealous type. Goodnight everyone!” Taemin concluded, bowing to the camera and then at B.A.P. B.A.P waved and then bowed at Taemin, except for Daehyun who looked quite stiff.

Ricky turned the TV off, chuckling as he looked at me. I blushed and looked down, playing with my fingers.

“I didn’t know hyung was a, what term did he use? Ah, an uncivilized man,” Ricky said mockingly before laughing. I glared at him, my face still red.

Oh Daehyun, why did you have to use that choice of words?

I’m still really grateful that the turtle didn’t nag me. He actually understood that L.Joe is just a friend.

Now, if he only understood that I will get married to Lee Taemin someday, my life would be splendid.

“Wash up Namjoo. There are some extra girl clothes in my room you can borrow. We’re dropping you off at B.A.P’s dorm at three o’clock in the morning, so sleep early,” Chunji instructed, being the first one to move.

I looked at him, puzzled.

“Why would you have girl clothes in your room?” I asked suspiciously, my eyes narrowing. Chunji laughed nervously before looking at L.Joe for help.

“Don’t tell me L.Joe’s a girl-“

“Namjoo, I suggest you wash up before this uncivilized man eats you,” L.Joe growled in my ear, causing me to squeak in surprise. I hurriedly hopped off the couch and dashed inside Chunji’s room.

I grabbed the girl clothes in his closet and walked out, going to the bathroom.

After washing up and brushing my teeth, I went to the couch and laid down, feeling the leather on my fingertips before I drift to sleep.

“You’re sleeping in my room Namjoo, not there,” L.Joe said gently, coming out of the bathroom after washing up again.

“Er, I don’t think Daehyun would like it if we slept on the same bed together-“

“I’m going to sleep in the couch, you erted idiot. You take my room. Geez, for a girl you sure have dirty thoughts.” L.Joe clucked his tongue disapprovingly at me as I glowered at him. I did not think dirty thoughts.

“Fine, Mr. Know-It-All,” I muttered before trudging in his room. I heard him chuckle as I slammed the door shut, jumping on his comfortable bed. I caressed the bed with my hands, smiling at how soft it was.

Tomorrow, I was going to Daehyun again.

Gosh, how I miss this awkward turtle.

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