It's been four days since Tiffany got her job and until now, I still feel uneasy if she's really safe there. So, I decided to spy on her today. It's a day-off on the construction site, anyway.

"I can't wait to see Gyuri. She's goddamn the iest stripper there." Yoong blurted.

"No, Nicole is the iest!  She speaks a real y English accent too." Taeyeon retorted.

"I didn't let you guys to tag along with me just to watch a strip show. If you wanna do that, make sure to act that you don't know me."

"C'mon Yul, aren't we in a disguise now? Of course we need to watch a bit of the strip show." Tae said. Sigh. These guys. Why did I ever let them come with me? I told them to go on their own if they just wanna watch but damn, they really just want to bug me around.

The three of us wore leather jackets and fake mustaches. This was, of course, the idea of great Im Yoong. We went inside the Malibu club and sat at the table near the bar. Tae and Yoong ordered a bottle of rum and I just ordered a can of beer.

"There she is." Tae pointed.

"Awwww- She's really cute with that short hair." Yoong said.

"Yeah..." I agreed. Tiffany really is damn cute. I remember that pink-obsessed girl in Into the New World video whenever I look at her.

"But why she looks so lifeless?" Yoong asked.

"Nope. It looks to me that she's more of ually frustrated." Tae snapped and made me spat out the beer I'm drinking on Yoong's face.

"Aaaaisssh! You! BRB. Rest room." Yoong said and hurried his way to the rest room.

"Dude, so you guys already did it?" Tae asked.

"Uhhh- no..."

“Oh c’mon, just tell me. I told you everything about my life!”

“I never asked for it yet you forced me to hear your hideous experiences!”

“Dude, they’re awesome experiences. Someday, you’ll try the techniques I told you.”

“No, dude. Stop. I don’t wanna hear about it anymore.”

“Then just tell me. Did you already got laid or what?”

“No…”

"Hmmm... Alright, if you say so... But I really am proud of you. I just do wonder why she looks like that."

Yes, Tiffany is sort of frustrated nowadays...

I did everything but...

She still wants more!

It's not like I'm not making her satisfied whenever I gave her what she wanted. I pretty did each and every technique I discovered out there on the straight three nights of our little session. Yeah, I sort of did a research about it. I don't have a freaking clue on how to pleasure a girl, okay. But I am sure she's satisfied every night, judging on how she looked on every end of it. She just... really wants more. And I say I'm very considerate of her too. As much as I wanted to uhmm- you know, for her to do the same for me, I kept my raging hormones by myself. I know she's not ready for that yet. I'm already satisfied when I do it to her, anyway.

Okay, enough of my -life or I might say even more severe mature stuff if I continued.

"Why did you sneak in to my apartment the other day?" I asked him to change the topic.

"Nothing. I just wanted to show you some of my triple X collection. You know, to give you tips on how to bang Tiffany."

"Man, you are really sick..." I said and then whispered "Hand it over tomorrow, okay."

"Wow. You really changed. Don't worry, man. I'll be your supplier of really great stuff." He then dramatically wiped his eyes with a tissue as if he's tearing up. "You are a big boy now. You really make me proud. Aigoo."

After a few minutes, Yoong came back, looking so horrified. "What happened to you?" I asked.

"Uhh. Huh? No. It's nothing." He said and drank one shot.

“It looks to me like you’ve seen a ghost in there.” Tae said.

“No. Really… It’s nothing.” He sent out a nervous chuckle then drank another shot of rum. "Hey isn't that Soo?"

"Yoh Sooyoung!" We shouted. He looked at us with slight shock on his face then came near us.

"Hey. What are you guys doing in here?" He asked.

"We're spying on Tiffany. The boyfriend here is really really an overprotective one." Tae answered.

"Shut up." I said.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Yul, you shouldn't be. Tiffany's pretty much safe in here. I already asked Shinyoung to take good care of her- I mean 'him'."

"Thanks, man. But, I just want to make sure she's really safe here."

He sighed. "If you say so… Well, I can't bla