Taemin sneezed. 

"Bless you," Minho said, and Taemin nodded in thanks. "Someone must be talking about you."

"Eh? What?" Taemin asked. "Someone's talking about me?"

"Didn't you know that when you sneeze, it means someone's talking about you?" Minho said. "It's true."

"Really? But who'd be talking about me?" Taemin asked. "Umma, you think?"

"Maybe...or maybe it's a bad guy planning to kidnap you!" Minho said ominously. Taemin gasped, and Minho laughed at the shocked expression on Taemin's face. 

"You think I'm going to get kidnapped? Why would anyone want to kidnap me?" he cried. He looked terrified, and Minho knew he should feel bad for scaring Taemin, but he looked too cute, and Minho couldn't help but laugh. 

"Everyone wants to kidnap you, because then they'd be in possession of the most wonderful boy in the world. And the cutest, too."

"Hyung!" Taemin cried. "Don't let that happen!"

"I could never let anyone kidnap you," Minho said, "because no matter how much they want you, I'll always want you a trillion times more than they do. I'll never let you be kidnapped, except by me."

"You're going to kidnap me?"

"Yeah! Right now!" Minho laughed, grabbing Taemin and picking him, carrying him to the other side of the room. "There, you're mine now!"

"I was always yours, silly. I've had a weird case of Stockholm Syndrome where I'm in love with my kidnapper before he even kidnapped me," Taemin giggled. He made a funny face, and he sneezed again. 

"Bless you," Minho said, and Taemin smiled. 

"At least I know who was talking about me this time," he laughed. 

 

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Sup guys. I'm definitely getting sick so the sneeze was my connection today. to be sick on vacation. Muhuhuhuuhuh. Anyway I like this chapter so remind me to put in on my list of best chapters when I get back. I think that's going to be the 367th chapter. A list of my favorite chapters. Is it fair to have 367 chapters? I think so, right?