Uki’s POV~

Somewhere along the way, Donghae’s quest for the return of his Blackberry ended up with us making out in the hallway, his Blackberry still held behind my back. And somewhere in between us kissing, that sneaky little guy had s his hand around my waist without my knowledge and snatched the phone right outta my hands, pulling out of the kiss and giving me an evil look.

I pouted at him. “Oppa!”

“And this is what you get for being a meanie,” he responded.

I tried snatching the phone back from him, but he held it way above my reach. Curse my vertically challenged self. I pouted once more and he just simply kissed me on the cheek.

“Thanks for keeping your promise, by the way,” Donghae said to me. “You’re holding up a lot better than the rest of us.”

I smiled at him. “Only because every time I wanna punch her in the face, I think of how disappointed you’ll be because I broke our promise.”

He smiled at me. “I love you, Uki.”

“I—I love you, too, Donghae,” I responded shakily.

WOW.

It had been years since those words had slipped from my mouth. They seemed so foreign to me! But before I even had time to think, he just simply leaned down again and continued our kiss. My lips formed a smile around his as I slowly pulled the Blackberry from his back pocket and slipped it into my own pocket of the shorts I was wearing.

“Yah! Get a room you two!” we heard a voice yell with a laugh.

We broke the kiss and turned to see Sungmin, Eunhyuk, and Hangeng standing at the end of the hallway laughing and imitating our kissing. I looked at Donghae to see that he was so close to me! I’d even grabbed hold of his jacket! When did that happen?! Omo, I was so embarrassed! -///-

“Yah, Sungmin, you embarrassed them!” Hangeng said laughing as he and Sungmin began blowing kissy faces at us.

I could already feel my face turning pink. Donghae laughed and just hugged me close saying, “Keep at it, guys. I like it when she gets embarrassed. Her face turns so pink!”

“Donghae!” I responded, hitting him on the chest and breaking his hold on me.

“Yah! Again with the hitting!” he jokingly yelled at me. Then, as if realizing just now that his phone was gone, he yelled, “Uki! Give me my phone back!”

I quickly tossed it to Hangeng and yelled, “Let’s see how upset we can make Donghae before he throws a fit!”

“Oh, I’m lovin’ this idea!” Sungmin said with a laugh, swiftly catching the phone when Hangeng threw it to him. We soon migrated to the living room, laughing as Donghae got more and more frustrated with us. Soon enough, all the other guys joined in on the fun as well.

Well, almost all of them. Siwon was just being Siwon, Leeteuk was still sick, and Heechul…Well, Heechul was just a party-pooper. Alex was laughing when Donghae almost managed to get the phone back but she chucked it to Eunhyuk at the last minute.

“This is what you get for cheating on mee~” he sang with an evil smile.

“Hyung!” Donghae said with a pout. He jumped at Eunhyuk, but he tossed it lightly to me.

I caught it and held it behind my back, smiling evilly at him, knowing he couldn’t treat me like the others. He stopped in front of me and panted, giving me his puppy dog eyes and pouting. He said sweetly, “Uki, if you love me, you’d give me the phone back.”

“Pulling the aegyo card, ehh? You’ve been hanging around Sungmin too much,” I said with a wink directed at Sungmin.

Donghae sighed then it was almost as if a light bulb went off in his head, and without warning, he just leaned in and kissed me, making me drop the phone into his awaiting hand while the guys around us just groaned. I didn’t care.

I just smiled.

Jiwon’s POV~

Uki this, Uki that.

That’s all I ever effing hear.

What’s so special about her anyway?! I was the one in Cambridge! I was the one on my way to becoming a lawyer! I was the prettier sister! Why is it that nobody ever sees that?! Their eyes always glued to Uki the moment she enters the room. I don’t see anything special about her! I pulled myself from my thoughts for a moment to hear her annoying laugh and yelling something about playing keep away with someone’s phone in the living room.

Speaking of which, what was with that whole scene earlier?! Yeah, we get it! You’re dating the idiot guy again. Whoopdefreakingdo. I’ll just make sure he leaves you for Jessica again. Oops. Did I just let that slip? Kekeke. >;D

“Uki, if you love me, you’d give me the phone back,” I heard Donghae’s voice say smoothly.

Oh I had to see this. Let’s see Uki make a complete fool out of herself again, shall we? I quickly got up, leaving my mom and dad bickering about something over Uki. Again with Uki. Can we please just completely erase her from existence already?! I made my way to the living room, leaning against the wall and just watched. Then something inside me snapped when I saw them kissing. I straightened myself, a look of an emotion unknown to me on my face. I couldn’t explain it. Something inside me sparked.

WHY IS IT THAT UKI GETS TO HAVE IT ALL?!

PERFECT HAIR.

PERFECT SKIN.

PERFECT BODY.

PERFECT LOOK.

PERFECT SMARTS.

PERFECT EVERYEFFINGTHING IN THE WORLD!

IT WASN’T EFFING FAIR!

I grinded my teeth in anger.

Uki already had everything! She doesn’t need more, especially someone as good as Donghae! I needed to save Donghae, that’s what I needed to do. He’s under her spell, that’s all there was to it. He just can’t see it yet. That witch had him clean under her spell! In my peripheral vision, I saw that other chick was staring at me. God, what was her problem?! I hadn’t done anything to her and she’s sittin’ here meanmuggin’ me like that?! I mean, I know I’m pretty and everything, but really now?! Just take a picture! It’ll last longer!

I snapped my attention back to the scene in the living when I heard Uki screaming at something. One of the guys…Oh shoot, what was his name? The one that was matched up with Donghae all the time? Uhh…Heechul? No, that’s the creepy one. Yesung? No, that’s the turtle one. Hangeng? No, that’s the hot one. Oh yeah! Eunhyuk! That’s the one. Anyway, Eunhyuk had grabbed Uki and threw her into the arms of…Oh what was that one’s name? The king of aegyo or some like that? Wasn’t he…Henry? No, that’s cheeks. Kyuhyun? No, that’s the evil maknae. Oh yeah! Sungmin! Jeez, I really needa learn their names. This would be a whole lot easier if I knew who each of them were already. Anyway, Eunhyuk tore Uki away from Donghae and threw her into the arms of Sungmin and begin sobbing in Donghae’s arms, yelling, “Please don’t leave me, Donghae! I can change! I’ll learn to cook, just for you! I can be better than Uki!”

Uki was laughing profusely in Sungmin’s arms, holding onto him for support so she wouldn’t fall from laughing so hard as Donghae was just going along with it, faking sobs as well.

“I’m sorry, hyung! But Uki just can’t be beat! I’m sorry to see things end this way!” he said loudly, faking cries.

“B-but, Donghae! I’m willing to change! For us! Think of the fans! What will they say if Eunhae is over?!” Eunhyuk asked.

“They’d say that they love me with Uki more!” Donghae responded, earning a shocked gasp from Eunhyuk.

Everyone laughed even harder, some ending up on the floor in tears from how “hilarious” they were being. What the heck? Was this an everyday occurrence? Is this really something they found funny? By acting stupid? WOW. Ha. Ha. Ha. SOOOOOOO funny. -__-

-Sigh-

These boys were obviously too far under Uki’s spell already.

But there hasn’t been a case that I haven’t been able to help yet and I’m definitely ready to take on this challenge.

Super Junior, be ready for Choi Jiwon, because I am your savior and will help you be rid of the plague known as “Uki Seohae Choi.”

Starting with you, Lee Donghae. You’ve been helped once before.

Let’s see if I can do it again.

This of course, only means that I’ll have to stay just a tad bit longer than planned(:<