Alex’s POV~

After all the guys finally dispersed, it was just me, Donghae, and Siwon sitting in the living room.

“What the hell is going on?!” I hissed angrily at them. “Why does she get to live here as a girl while I have to pretend to be a boy?!”

Siwon sighed. “I knew this was coming. Here’s the thing, Alex. The media already knows about Uki being my sister. So do the ELFs. And they love her! She’s been here to visit us quite a few times in the past, so the ELFs and the media are used to seeing her around town with us. Plus, none of us have to worry about the ELFs wanting to kill her, because they look up to her as a role model. When she had finished getting her masters last year, she came here for a year to help out by doing some charity work. Also, she’s a genius with computers, so she manages our website, which the ELFs also love about her.”

My jaw was almost to the floor in shock and disbelief. “So lemme get this straight. Just because the media and the ELFs like her, she gets to stay here as her true gender, while I have to stay here pretending to be a boy?”

“Yep, that just about sums it up,” Siwon said simply.

“But that’s not fair!” I accidentally yelled.

“Shh!” Donghae and Siwon hissed forcefully.

“Look,” Donghae said, “despite the fact that the media and the ELFs like her, Uki actually looks like a girl.”

“AND I DON’T?!” I shrieked.

“Aish, would you shut up?!” Siwon yelled, grabbing my wrist and yanking me back down to the couch forcefully.

I hadn’t even realized that I had stood up.

“Aye! Don’t you treat my baby sister like that!” Donghae yelled, shoving Siwon’s shoulder.

“Oh shut up, Mister I-Wanna-Take-A-Peek-At-My-Baby-Sister!” Siwon yelled back, also returning Donghae’s shove to the shoulder.

“Aye! I said it was an accident!”

“Wait! You walked in on her shower?!” I asked in disbelief. Donghae’s face blossomed red, which began to creep down his neck. “Did you…See anything?”

“NO!” Donghae yelled forcefully.

“Yah! He better not have!” Siwon yelled, looking like he was getting ready to punch Donghae.

“OKAY!” I heard a voice yell. “That’s enough!”

We all turned around and saw Uki standing there, hands on hips. Man, she was GORGEOUS!~ So not fair! Despite her eyes that could have hypnotized even girls, her hair was that type of hairstyle that could’ve looked good if she had just simply jumped out of bed and shook her head a little. Also, she had no makeup on, and she was just BEAUTIFUL with the natural look. Her skin was flawless, her nose was unbelievably straight, her curves were undeniably y, her legs were enviously skinny, her frame was spitefully petite, and her lips were seductively pouty. Oh! And not to mention that despite her being an Asian, her bust was ridiculous! I mean, she had to be at least a C. Okay, okay, I know you’re probably thinking I’m weird for staring at her chest, but when you’re as flat as I am, that’s somehow the first thing you notice about other girls.

IT.

WAS.

NOT.

FAIR.

How can a normal human being be so GORGEOUS?~ Can’t some of that pretty just…Ya’ know, rub off on me? Couldn’t she have just saved some for me when she was born? Aish. Some girls just have it all I suppose.

I took note of what she was wearing. A black spaghetti strapped tank that showed off her ridiculous bust—I only say it’s ridiculous because she was just so dang tiny…But she doesn’t look disproportional!—and some purple short shorts—but not so short that her was nastily hanging out—with Aéropostale sewn on the . Ugh. If I were to have worn something like that, I would have looked like a train wreck.

NOT.

FAIR.

“Look, I’m tired of all the yelling. Can you please just stop? I have a major headache right now,” Uki whined.

“What’s wrong?!” Siwon immediately asked, jumping to his baby sister’s aide. “Are you feeling warm? Cold? Sick? I know why you’re sick! It’s ‘cause of the clothes you wear! This—” he pulled on her strap just to make a point, causing Uki to push him away and let out an annoyed breath—“is not acceptable, Uki.”

“I’m not feeling sick, I’m feeling annoyed,” Uki said, pushing Siwon’s hand away from her forehead. “All I wanna do is just get some food and get some sleep.”

“Aish, you just woke up!”

“Oppaa!”

“See, she calls her older brother oppa,” Donghae muttered to me quietly.

“Oh shut it,” I responded.

Uki looked directly at me. Her kind face busted into a cute, close-lipped smile. “Oh, hi there,” she said, walking toward me. “I’m Uki, Siwon’s little sister. And you are…?”

“Alex,” I replied promptly, “I’m Donghae’s little brother.”

Uki gave me a confused look. “But you’re a…Girl?” she asked.

My eyes widened. How could she tell?! I looked to Siwon and Donghae for support.

I found none.

Gee, thanks guys.

“No I’m not! And you know, I don’t appreciate you calling me a girl,” I huffed, hoping I sounded annoyed and hurt.

“No, you’re obviously a girl, and whoever can’t tell that you are one is pretty stupid,” Uki said.

“I’m a guy!” I yelled.

“Look. You have no Adam’s apple. Your arms are too small. Your skin is too soft. And, despite the fact that they’re not so big, you do have some s there.”

She said that last part so bluntly that I and everyone in the room turned bright pink. She looked around the room.

“What?” she asked innocently. “We all know it’s true, and you guys can either force feed me this crap about her being a boy or we can all just accept the fact that she’s a girl and move on with life.”

“HE is a boy,” Donghae said.

Uki glared at Donghae and held up a tampon.

Oh no…

“Then whose are these? ‘Cause I don’t use them,” Uki said, twirling the tampon with her fingers.

Siwon looked to Donghae.

Donghae looked to Siwon.

Uki looked to me.

I looked to the heavens.

Dang.

She was good.

“Alright, alright, I’m a girl,” I finally said.

Uki smiled evilly. “Well, duh. Why in the world would you pretend to be a boy for, silly goose?”

“Well, according to Donghae and Henry…” And I launched into the long explanation of how things came to be. After my explanation, aided at some parts by Donghae and Siwon, we all stared at Uki. “And you can’t tell anyone, please,” I finally concluded.

Uki looked at us for a second, her legs crossed daintily at the ankles. “Well…I suppose. But it’s no fun not allowed to be a girl. Oh well. Your decision.”

And with that, she got up and headed to the kitchen.