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Anonymous Friend (친구) - Advice Columnfatass: I'm hungry.
Friend: Dear stranger,
First off, I refuse to call you by the name you would like to be known as because I see it as pointless and utterly insulting. Why would you want to even call yourself or be known as that?
If this was a legitimate letter, then I don’t see the problem. If you are hungry, then I think that everyone has the right to eat. Starving yourself won’t do you any good and it’s only doing harm to your body. If you feel hungry, then it’s your body or mind telling you that you require food.
If this was a fake letter just for your amusement to ridicule this advice column, then I hope that you had your kicks and you will kindly leave. I try to use my spare time to give advice to those who ask for it and it frustrates me that I have wasted my time replying to someone who was simply “bored” and wanted to laugh at this. I hope you understand that I will not be giving you any real advice seeing as your question and letter was not valid.
If you do choose to write again, please write a letter with a sole and meaningful purpose.
~(Chingu) 친구
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