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Master of Disguise

This picture is really captivating! I'm so used to the funny cute Onew that this is....really y!


~~~Eunji's POV~~~

 

After 10 torturous minutes of cleaning up, I collapsed on the ground.

 

"Ahg! Why is this happening to me?" I yelled to the empty cafeteria.

 

Just then, the cafeteria's doors were thrown open. My eyes widened when I saw Key, Taemin, Jjong, Minho and Onew standing there, each one holding a broom.

 

"Did somebody call for help?" asked Key dramatically.

 

I rolled my eyes and laughed, "Thanks guys!"

 

"Don't thank us, thank Key" grumbled Minho.

 

"But I thought you hated me."

 

“I do.” Shrugged Key. “But I just didn’t want to owe you anything. Now we’re even.” My eyes watered, I was so touched.

 

"Dude, are you going to cry?" demanded Minho.

 

"No..." I sniffled, rubbing my eyes.

 

"Eunjin-issi!" whispered Taemin, giving me a quick hug.

 

Jjong's eyes watered. “Stop! If one person ends up crying, I'll cry!"

 

Minho grabbed the front of my shirt. “If you make my Jjong cry I’ll-”

 

Jjong quickly grabbed his hand. “Y-yah! Minho-issi-it’s okay!”

 

Minho huffed out in frustration, but dropped his hand.

 

Onew carefully assessed the situation in front of him. "Why don't we lighten things up with a joke? Why did the chicken cross the-"

 

"NO!" yelled everyone, covering their ears.

 

"It had a different punch line..." grumbled Onew, folding his arms.

 

"Enough with the mushy stuff," demanded Minho, "Let's clean up!"

 

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“Onew-issi, is Minho gay?”

 

Onew suddenly fell off his bed.

 

“W-where did you get that idea?”

 

“Well-He’s so possessive of Jjong that I just thought…”

 

Onew’s jaw tightened. “Don’t assume things like that! I mean why can girls look at other girls and think “Wow-she’s so pretty” but when a guy admires another guy-BAM-they think he’s gay??”

 

“Umm-I was only asking-”

 

Onew’s eye’s widened. “Me? I-I’m not gay! I LIKE WOMEN!”

 

With that-Onew stomped out of the room.

 

…What the heck..?

 

I slowly stretched on my chair. Ugh, I was so sore. All that mopping and sweeping had me aching in pain. I glanced down at my homework.

 

Why did chemistry make no sense? I mean, who uses letters to describe something? And how in the world does “K” mean “Potassium”? Stupid chemists...

 

A gentle knock sounded on my door, and in walked Taemin.

 

"Hey Taemin! Onew's not here yet, but when he gets back I can-"

 

"I'm not here for Onew." He interrupted. "I'm here to talk to you!"

 

"Ermm, okay. What do you wanna talk about?"

 

"Eunjin have you ever realized how cute you are?” He declared, bobbing his head.

 

"Ahg, could we do this tomorrow? I have chemistry to do."

 

Taemin pouted. "But Eunjin-issi..." No! Not the puppy eyes.

 

"Okay, okay! What do you want??" I just can't break this guy's heart.

 

Taemin broke out laughing. "See what I just did? I made you do what I wanted!"

 

"Good for you...?" What's up with him?

 

He rolled his eyes. "Don't you get it? You could do the same thing! You have the baby face; all you have to do now is use it to your advantage!"

 

"But isn't that like manipulating others?"

 

"So...?" He chuckled darkly. "It feels great. See it from my perspective. Girls give me candy just to see me smile, and teachers let it pass when I don't do my homework."

 

I just stood there staring at him. Taemin is officially a lunatic. An evil lunatic. A cute evil lunatic.

 

"No thanks, I prefer to live life the regular, hard way."

 

"Suit yourself..." he shrugged and walked out.

 

Okay, back to chemistry.

 

I read aloud, "NaCl is held together by a strong Ionic Bond."

 

What's NaCl again? I quickly flipped through the textbook.

 

NaCl stands for....SALT?? Seriously?  Ugh! Would it kill these chemists to simply write salt?? I slammed the textbook shut. I can't do this!

 

"Taemin-issi!" I yelled.

 

Taemin poked his head back into my room, "Yes?" he asked expectantly

 

"About your offer..."

 

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I happily devoured my breakfast.

 

"Slow down! You'll end up getting hiccups." snapped Key.

 

"No I (hiccup) won't (hiccup)." Why was he always right?

 

Key smirked at me. I looked right then left, no sign of dad, and gave Key the finger.

 

Taemin smacked the back of my head. "Don't give him the finger!"

 

Ouch. “Why not?" I rubbed my head.

 

"Because it would ruin your cute image! Don't let all my hard work go to waste."

 

I rolled my eyes and changed the subject. "Why is there so much commotion going on today?"

 

"It's progress report today," explained Onew, chewing on a carrot.

 

"WHAT?! But it's only been two weeks of school! Does that mean exams are next week?! Oh no, oh no, no-"

 

"Calm yourself!" snapped Key, shaking me by the shoulders.

 

"Don't worry, exams are like next month. These reports only tell us how we're doing so far. If we're failing something we get assigned a tutor." explained Onew.

 

I let out a relieved sigh. Thank god. I pretty sure I'm flunking chemistry...

 

"Guys guess what?" Interrupted  Minho, running towards us with his face flushed.

 

"What?” We all asked.

 

"They've hired a new teacher go replace Prof. Joon. His name is Prof. Taeyoon."

 

Why does that name suddenly sound so familiar? Must be related to someone that I know.

 

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I was so busy finishing up my homework, that I didn’t the notice the teacher walk in.

 

"Morning class, my name is Prof. Taeyoon. I'll quickly do the attendance, and then we'll start our lesson."

 

My eyes widened. That voice-could it be?

 

NO! It couldn't be. Could it? It had be some rotten coincidence...

 

"Donghea (here), Dongshin (here), Eunjin..." When I didn't answer, he looked around, "Eunjin?"

 

"Here," I hissed, locking eyes with him.

 

Prof. Taeyoon blinked twice, then continued with his attendance, "Gohan (here), Hansh-"

 

My hands clenched into fits. Yes, it was definitely him. The same short black hair that fell awkwardly on his tan, greasy skin. And those horrid thick glasses- it was all too much.

 

How could he NOT remember me? It's not like I want him to remember me. BUT STILL, after failing me twice in a row, don't you think he'd have the dignity to remember?!?

 

Prof. Taeyoon sat down on his chair arrogantly. "Read chapters one through eight. I expect a detailed summary on my desk tomorrow morning."

 

The class groaned in frustration. Eight freaking chapters in one day? Doesn't he realize that we have a life too??

 

I cracked my neck. If it's a war he wants, it's a war he'll get. Oh, Prof. Taeyoon I'll make you regret failing me...

 


Hey Beauties~

Yes, I did add chemistry to my Fanfic *sobs* But It's because I have a chemistry exam Tomorrow, so wish me luck! 

sachiko0816 AHAHA~ Yes, the dad is rather...crazy? 

AlmightylocketSarang Awwww~ Thank you!!

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Nalani #1
Chapter 9: I see that things are heating up between Onew and Eunji
Nalani #2
Chapter 2: I was hoping for her to cut her hair short
sylvia2728 #3
Chapter 67: kyaa !!! i love this story !! great jod author-nim . the best fanfic i've ever read . haha !
xoxosenshine #4
Chapter 67: Wow seriously wow . This is daebak . I love it so much . U make a great story here . Good job . Its a sweet and fluff romance . Lee jonghyun being the noisy one
Wonuda
#5
Chapter 67: O.M.G kyaaaaaa that was so cuteee . Hahaha i can't stop smiling when i read all those chapter . Like seriously this is really really cute stories . You really did a goodjob you know . I love the way you write the plot and stories . Omg seriously i love this story . This is the best story that i've read .kyaaa hahaha . Sorry im over excited . And sorry because i became a silent reader that why i said this is the best because i can't stop reading all chapter . You know curiousity kill the cat haha . Thumbs up
lingericious
#6
Chapter 67: OH. MY. GOSH.

I know how it feels. Having a complete beside your story and feeling a sense of... lost? Confusion? Happiness? Sadness? All rushing towards you at once.

Anyways, the ending was cute. But I will only talk to you once again when you give me another SHINee fanfic or something...

Because I'll be desperate for your story...

<3
anne4525
#7
Chapter 67: THANKS FOR AN AWESOME STORY!! Totally loved it!!!! So sad it ended! :(
jeon_jung_kookie
#8
Chapter 4: Paper wins over rock . Eunjin chose Rock so she loses . But, it says she won . Haha
sachiko0816
#9
Chapter 67: I just noticed that it has come to an end... I'M SO GOING TO MISS THIS!! Maybe I could recommend this to my friend, she also loves Onew :3