A/N: My first ever crack fic. I hope it understood what the genre, crack is.  

This plot is in a not-so-typical Henber!AU. Read and find out.

Henry stared at Amber as she ate a mochi, one bite after the other. He watched her closely, her jaw moving, up and down, up and down. She was still busy reading a magazine to notice him. He was eventually yet unintentionally noticed her facial features especially jawline, cheek bones, and especially her lips. He never really had the chance to look at her like this. He blinked, realizing that he was being sidetracked of his main reason why he was staring at her. “Mochis” He reminded himself.

“Is there something on my face?” She spoke while biting on her second mochi that day.

“Oh, just give me that” He took the mochi Amber was eating. He even took the box of assorted mochis in front of her. “Cannibal”

“What? Did I miss something?” She chewed the piece of mochi left on .

“You are a cannibal, you know.” His grip around her jaw and cheeks which caused to open, and his other hand was getting the mochi out of . She bit his fingers.

“Aww!” He shouted, “Spit it out.” He tried once again to get the mocha out of .

His fingers out of , Amber spat the mochi out to stop whatever he was doing to her, and wiped her lips. “What the , Henry?” her other hand was on her jaw.

She called him by his real name that meant only one thing, Henry would reject why he did what he did this time.

“I didn’t hurt you. You just over reacted.” He wiped his fingers on his pants.

“What do you expect? I will just calm the down while your fingers were inside my mouth. There is what you call personal boundaries. You don’t dare to go over those. You are the one over reacting over mochis. And by the way,” she reached for the box of mochis, “I could just share them to you,” She took one out of the box, “but now after what you did, buy your own mochis or better yet, take them, I think I don’t want to eat mochis ever again.”

“How dare you eat mochis in the first place?”

“Excuse me. Did you just smoke a fattie?” Amber searched the pockets of his pants. “And you didn’t even share. Not cool, dude.” She even checked in waistband of his underwear.

“Stop!” He held her hands. “Do you think I will hide some there? I am not like you, you know, hiding some in your bra and .”

“We just smoked one, smoke was everywhere, and the cops wanted us to pull over. Where you do want me to hide them?”

“Under our seats?”

“Cops will instantly search there, doofus, but they won’t search under my bra and .”

“They will eventually. Last resort.”

“Yeah, that is my point. When that time comes, I would just tell you to step on it, drive as fast as you can.”

“That was so much fun though.”

“Absolutely. So come on, we are drifting off topic. Give it to me.”

“I don’t have any.”

Amber checked his eyes if they were bloodshot. And they weren’t. “Then why did you put your ing fingers inside my mouth?”

“Because you are a cannibal”

“Just admit that you are high, Henry.”

“No, I am not. I ing swear.”

“You swear on your life?”

“Yes. I am not high.”

“Then tell me why I am a cannibal”

“You were enjoying eating mochis way too much. I saw it in your face.”

“Ugh, why do I love you, Henry? Why am I in love with an idiot?”

“Because the is great”

“Damn it! That’s true”

“You were practically eating me. How dare you eat me?”

“You know I love mochi first before I fell in love with the human version of it, Dumb !”

-x-

Note: fattie is a cigarette.