Normal arguments between husbands and wives

I just know that you are my ahne and I'm your namphyon

At TOPBOM's house

Everyone,except Sohee,are inside the house right now.They are all sitting down with a cup of coffee and relaxing.

Dara:So you and Jiyeon are okay now?

Bom: I don't give a damn about her so I don't care if we aren't to be honest.

Jiyong:Hey she's our cousin you know.

Bom: I don't give a damn if she is.I'd throw her out of the Seoul Tower if I could!

TOP:Bom don't be so mean about your cousin.

Bom:She called our baby the ugliest baby she had ever seen and she called you that ugly,fat,smart and mean bully.

TOP: I hate that !

Sohee entered the house,with her hair all messed up and her face was slightly bruised.Taeyang immediately stood up and walked up to his wife.

Taeyang:Oh my god Mandu what happen to you?!

Sohee:This got on my damn nerve!

Taeyang:What?

Sohee:Basically I was shopping at Zara because they had this 75% off sale and I ran inside.My eyes caught on this amazing dark blue dress that was perfect for the new year party and I grabbed it to find that grabbing it at the same time as well.I nicely asked her to let go and she refused then she pushed me so I punched her for that then we got into a huge fight,almost ruining everything in the store.

CL:Wow yesterday was Bom unnie and today it was Sohee,who is next for a fight?

Taeyang:Why get into a fight just for a stupid dress?

Seungri:Hey did you record the fight because I would be interested in watching a one on one girl fight again?

Daesung:Bom noona and Jiyeon's fight was interesting to watch!

Taeyang:Guys but seriously Sohee do you have a clip of the fight?

Sohee: I don't!

Minzy:Did you get the dress?

Dara:Did you beat the out of that ?

Bom:Don't disappoint your unnie now! I taught you a lot when fighting a remember?

Sohee:Hell yeah I did! (Shows the dress) See!That gave up after I broke her tooth!

Bom:Very good! I am so proud of you!

TOP:Bommie!

Bom:What? She won a fight so I am proud that she won.

TOP:You were supposed to be a good example you know!

Bom:Oh yeah you wanna talk about being a good example? Guys did you know that Tabi throws his clothes on the floor after wearing them?

TOP:HEY we were not supposed to tell people about that remember! Fine if we are sharing secrets then guys do you know that Bommie actually has a room full of things that she stores in the storeroom but do you know why it is locked? Because it's so messy in there and she hasn't even tidied up the place!

Bom:(Gasps)You were not supposed to tell anyone about that!

CL:Unnie it's alright! Seungri always has a fear of not handling Changri's diapers so I always do that!

Daesung:(Laughs)Really Seungri?

Seungri:HEY You weren't supposed to say that to anyone! Do you all know that Chae doesn't really know how to feed Changri? I am always the one,making the milk and feeding him!

CL:(Gasps)You did not just say that!

Minzy:Really unnie? I thought you did them all?

CL:Well Seungri doesn't really know how to take care of Changri? I always put Changri on the crib so Seungri's big fat stomach won't suffocate him!

Seungri:UHM...WHAT?!

Bom:Even I do that so TOP's big fat stomach doesn't suffocate Seungbo!

TOP: I DO NOT HAVE A BIG FAT STOMACH!

Dara:Oh no what if Jiyong has one too?

Jiyong:YA I'm the skinniest one out of the guys so how would I have a big fat stomach?!

Bom:Oooohhhh it starts like that.Even Tabi was the fittest one but now he has gained weight!

TOP:(Gasps) I have NOT gained weight!

Bom:Oh you were speaking? I thought all I heard was fat,fat and fat!

TOP:Oh yeah? Well has Bommie ever told you guys that she has the fattest ankles out of all you girls?

Bom:My ankles are not fat?!

Minzy: I think Daesung has the fattest ankles

Daesung:WHAT?! Well I think you have the fattest face!

Taeyang:No I think that's Sohee.

Sohee:My face is not fat?!

Seungri:Chae has the fattest !

CL:SAY WHAT?! Seungri has the fattest feet!

Jiyong:Is it just us that aren't involved in this childish argument?

Dara: I guess so!

Seungri:NO I DON'T! CL has the fattest nose!

CL: I DO NOT! Seungri has a fear of sleeping in the dark!

Seungri:Well CL's weak spot is her neck!

TOP:Bommie dyes her hair 2 times a week!

Bom:Tabi doesn't even clean his underwear!

TOP:Bommie has hairy legs!

Bom:SAY WHAT?! TOP has hairy arms!

Minzy:Daesung has hairy feet!

Daesung:Minzy has weird hair!

Minzy:Daesung cries when I don't kiss him!

Taeyang:Sohee has hair on her face!

Sohee:WHAT?! Well Youngbae has the hairiest armpits!

Taeyang:How do you know?

Sohee:Have you even seen it? It looks like the rainforest was in there!

Jiyong:SHUT UP!

Dara:God get over it! You guys are all so childish.

Jiyong:We don't ever argue like that right Santokki?

Dara:Obviously we are mature than you all.

CL:Oh yeah did Jiyong oppa tell you that he doesn't like it when you cook?

Seungri:Because he finds the food too raw?

Dara:What?

Minzy:And did Dara unnie tell you that she doesn't like it when you bring her gifts that she didn't tell you to bring?

Sohee:Like when it was her birthday and she said she wanted the Iphone but you brought the Samsung phone instead so she sold it?

Jiyong:YOU DID WHAT?!

Dara:Well it wasn't what I really wanted you know.

Jiyong: It costed me a fortune and I bought it for you!

Dara:Well I told you to buy me what I wanted and if you don't get me what I want then I will obviously sell it to get money to buy what I want isn't it?

Jiyong:Oh my god?! I bought you something with my money and you don't cherish it?

Dara:Honey we're arguing childishly like them now?

Jiyong: I don't care!

Dara:Well you dared to tell people that you hate my cooking without saying it to my face!

Jiyong:Well...

Dara:Don't you well me Jiyong! How dare you don't tell me that you don't like it yet you have the courage to tell people that it isn't good?!

Jiyong:Santokki we shouldn't be arguing.

CL:YOU BOYS ARE NOTHING BUT LIARS!

Seungri:YOU GIRLS MAKE A BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING!

Bom:ALL OF YOU BOYS DO NOTHING BUT MAKE EVERYTHING A MESS!

TOP:OH YEAH?! WELL YOU GIRLS DO THE SAME THING YET WE DON'T COMPLAIN MOST OF THE TIME!

Minzy:YOU BOYS ALL JUST MAKE LIFE DIFFICULT!

Daesung:LIKE YOU GIRLS MAKE LIFE EASY RIGHT?!

Sohee:YOU MEN DON'T EVEN GROOM YOURSELF!

Taeyang:YOU GIRLS DON'T EITHER!

Dara:ALL YOU BOYS ARE JUST SO FAKE!

Jiyong:WELL,AT LEAST,WE CHERISH GIFTS THAT YOU GIVE US!

Bom:What are you saying? That we don't cherish gifts?

Jiyong: I obviously can say that from my point of view!

CL:Why don't you all get out of this house!

Seungri:You want us to get out?

CL:YEAH I DO!

Minzy:YEAH GET OUT!

Sohee:WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR HAIRY MONKEY FACES!

Taeyang:SAY WHAT?! AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE VISIBLE MOUSTACHES ON OUR FACES!

Daesung:AND FAT LEGS!

Dara:WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT!

TOP:THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Bom:NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T!

Jiyong:FINE WE'RE LEAVING! LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE YOU GUYS!

Bom:FINE!

TOP:FINE!

CL:FINE!

Seungri:FINE!

Minzy:FINE!

Daesung:FINE!

Sohee:FINE!

Taeyang:FINE!

Dara:FINE!

Jiyong:FINE!

The guys leave the house and the girls angrily slammed the door.The war had began.

Bom:That sure escalated quickly!

 

After the guys were in DaraGon's house for a while,they all looked at each other and sighed.

Jiyong:Do you think our wives are calm now?

TOP: I certainly don't think mine is.

Seungri:Chae is the most angry tempered out of them all so I definitely don't think she is.

Taeyang: I am not sure.Me and Mandu don't really argue a lot.

Daesung: I think Minzy is calm so should...should I go there?

Jiyong:Be our guest!

Jiyong opened the door and Daesung went to TOPBOM's house.

~~~~~AFTER 10 MINUTES~~~~

Jiyong opened the door to find Daesung's face filled with white whipped cream.The guys all laughed at the funny sight of Daesung.

Daesung:HEY DON'T LAUGH!

Taeyang:Dude what happened?

Daesung:Those darn girls! I went there to pacify Minzy but then your wives got in the middle and made Minzy be at their side! They all threw a piece of cake on my face and made Minzy throw one as well!

TOP:Bom did that?

Daesung:She was the leader of the pack! I went there and they all gave me a huge lecture saying things like we won't be weak and you guys are all always wrong now we aren't going to forgive you if you don't pacify us etc etc.

Seungri:See I told you that they aren't calm right now!

Taeyang:They want us to pacify them but how?

Jiyong: It's easy for me.

TOP:How?

Jiyong: I got a pregnant one so it's obviously what she wants!

Seungri:Damn it but it is easy to pacify a pregnant wife.I don't know how to pacify an angry one,considering that it takes time to make her forgive me!

TOP:So what should we do? Pacify our wives or refuse?

Jiyong:Hell I'm going to pacify her since I am going to face hell if I don't!

Seungri:She has got my son!

TOP:She has mine as well!

Daesung:Well we're planning to have a baby and we're trying so if I don't pacify her then I will have to wait to be a father and that so nahh I won't take a risk! So maybe Taeyang hyung will take one for the team and refuse to pacify Sohee right?

Taeyang:Miss one day of kissing and making out becuase of this childish argument?! PFFTTT NO WAY!

Jiyong:So who goes first?

Seungri:Definitely not me!

TOP:Hey I'm going last since your wives are at my house!

Taeyang: I need time to arrange my gifts so I don't want to be first.

Jiyong:Daesung you're first!

Daesung:What?! Why me?!

TOP:Because we said so!

Taeyang:Besides you did say that your wife wasn't that angry so you go first.

Seungri:Good luck hyung!

Daesung:Damn it.It's always me!

 

The girls are all sitting on the sofa.

Minzy:Unnies do you think we were a bit too harsh?

Bom:Harsh?! We would have given them all a punishment if they had came here.

CL:They obviously sent Daesung since they knew that you would be the kindest one out of us.

Sohee:But don't you worry Minzy!

Dara:We won't bow down to them! They will come crawling to us!

Bom:We are showing our girl power!

CL:How dare they say those things to us!

Minzy:But can't we forgive them now?

Sohee:No we can not!

CL:This is for all the women in the world that were cheated by these so called men!

Dara:This is for all the women in the world that were hurt by these so called men!

Bom:This is for all the women in the world that were used by these so called men!

Sohee:And this is for all the so called men who were ungrateful of what we women did for them!

Minzy was surprised to see these reactions from her unnies so she blinked her eyes.

Minzy:O-Okay.


Author=Our cute couples are all in their boy and girl sides as they are all arguing with each other but the husbands have all decided to pacify their wifes :D

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