*Em's Facebook*

College is really hard. Seriously. I'm making new buddies, though! Not that I don't miss you all. (four people tagged)

Mel- I <3 you, Miri... I'll see if I can convince a certain Maknae to help you with your homework.

Eliz- But Mel, you ARE the maknae.

Mel- Not ME, someone else!

Jacklyn- I see what you did there.

Mel- shhhhh, I'll get caught.

Jacklyn- I miss you all, actually. Maybe not Em, but Ali, Mel, and Eliz.

Em- Hey! You should miss me, too!

Mel- well, I miss you.

Em- You should come back to the U.S again, Mel. We can show you our colleges!

 Mel- That would require money. Unless you can think of somethig that would be profitable for a certain entertainment company to send me.

Ali- We'll think of something.

*Ali's Facebook*

Numbers, numbers, numbers, AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mel- Don't look at me. You chose this.

Ali- You're always complaining about dance practice, though...

Mel- ...fair enough.

Ali- We're good at that. ;)

It's getting cold... especially along the river. Feel the wind over the water... Brrrrrr...

Eliz- I feel it, too!

Ali- Are you standing next to the river? o.O

Eliz- yes, actually.

Ali- Can you see me?! O.O

Eliz- It's the Wisconsin River, silly. I'm not going to be able to see you.

Ali- You don't have to be mean about it. -.-

Eliz- OH MY GOSH I think I see you!

Ali- Really?

Eliz- Are you in a group of girls in pink and red jackets?

Ali- *looks around* yes!

Eliz- Are you the only one wearing a blue jacket?

Ali- O.O

Eliz- Hehehehe...

Ali- I totally cannot see you!

Ali- ... I can't believe we're using Facebook to do this. I'm logging off. Dork. See you at the border?

Eliz- Yup. We can get a cappuccino to warm up!

*Jacklyn's Facebook*

Still trying to adjust to this new life. It's just work and study, work and study. I'm exhausted EVERY day! I miss my buddies... Hey, what do you guys think of finding a meeting place for winter break? We can make another music video for Rstory! -four people tagged

Mel- Still the money problem. I can't be in Rstory anymore... T.T

Jacklyn- It's okay, Mel, I understand. :)

Ali- You still haven't posted the LAST music video we made!

Jacklyn- Oh yeah... well, I'll do that when I have time.

Em- You said that two months ago.

Jacklyn- I haven't had time! Okay, I'll post it as soon as possible.

Eliz- You'd better! MAKNAE!

Jacklyn- Hey, I'm not the maknae! Mel is!

Mel- Eonni! Don't be giving away my position!

Eliz- Well, you can't be in Rstory anymore, because you're doing your own thing, so we have to give away your spot. 

Ali- Don't listen to her. We still think of you as the Maknae. <3

Mel- Awww, love you, too. Just as long as you don't replace me. :/

Em- NEVER!!!!

Mel- I love you all. So much. *starts crying*

Eliz- Aw don't cry, Melly!

Mel- I'm glad I can always talk to you guys through the internet. Things over here have gotten tense lately.

Em- Really?

Mel- Really. Sometimes I have to question who's really my friend, but then I think I'm terrible just for thinking that. It's a horrible dilemma.

Ali- Well, you can always talk to us. We're here, wasting our lives away on the internet.

Mel- Lol aren't we all?

Ali- I just found this funny Tumblr post... I'm reblogging it. Maybe it will make you feel better.

Mel- Lol literary allusions... I can't talk about that over here. Nobody's read the same books I have...

Eliz- "Socialist pigs"

Em- "Big Brother is watching"

Ali- "It's all Greek to Me."

Mel- See, NOBODY gets that! 

*Mel's Twitter*

Here are a few pictures of the Chipmunk and the Fish, turning into old men! If you look closely, you can see the wrinkles!

Henry- MY FACE DOES NOT HAVE WRINKLES!

Mel- Ahjusshi.

Henry- Hey!

Mel- Relax, Mochi. Leeteuk-oppa's are ten times worse.

Henry- Are you following ALL of us on Twitter?

Mel- Everyone except Heenim. Oh, and Han Geng.

Henry- Even Leeteuk-hyung?

Mel- Of course. I've only met the man one time, and that's never enough!

Henry- HYUUUUUUUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fangirl is calling you an Ahjusshi!

Mel- Henry, don't make me gag you and stuff you in my closet. I'll do it, you know.

Henry- You don't have a closet.

Mel- Ssssssshhhhhh...

Jackie- Mel is coming out of the closet?

Mel- The proverbial closet, since, as already stated, I  don't actually have a closet. But either way, no. Mel was never in the closet to begin with.

Tessa- Is this where we start talking about ourselves in the third person, like Japanese people? Tessa likes this.

Mel- Oh shush, you.

Tessa- Tessa does not want to shush. Tessa wants to pull Mel out of the proverbial closet.

Mel- I am not in the closet! The closet does not exist!

Tessa- Tessa thinks that Mel is in denial about the closet.

Mel- Tessa, why would I be in the closet when I have this many very attractive Asian boys around me?

Tessa- Mel has a point.

Henry- I am proud to be included in that category.

Mel- Oh shut up, Henry. You do not count.

Henry- What, why?!

Mel- Do I need to start calling you "Big Brother" again?

Eliz- Big Brother is watching...

Mel- Dangit, Eliz, now I'm creeped out. I'm always going to be thinking that Henry is watching me.

Eliz- Teehee.

Mel- I'm pretty sure the ELF are all very entertained by this conversation.

Min Hee- Mel, go to bed. The exhibition is in less than a week, and you're awake at three in the morning. 

Mel- But YOU'RE awake...

Min Hee- I have to work the late shift. Now seriously, go to bed.

Mel- Okay, okay. I'll log off. Just wait, my lovely Twitter followers! I'll tell you how the exhibition goes!