Title: Sneaky

Pairing: Hyukbin

Word Count: 212

Hongbin couldn’t help but roll his eyes as he watched the older members trying to hide. They really thought that they were being sneaky, but anyone could spot them a mile away. Honestly, it was a miracle that they didn’t have any fans around. Then again, a bunch of fans trying to get autographs and pictures would hold the others up long enough for Hongbin and Sanghyuk to get far, far away.

“I can’t believe them,” Sanghyuk sighed after swallowing a bite of food, “what, did they really think we’d need help? From them?”

“I know,” Hongbin scoffed, “I don’t care how much dating experience those four have combined, I don’t want any advice they could give.”

“Exactly!” Sanghyuk laughed.

Hongbin laughed along with him, neglecting to mention that he had actually asked the others for advice once. Back when he’d still been trying to get up the nerve to ask Sanghyuk out, he’d gone to the others one by one and asked for their help. After Hakyeon’s advice had failed, he’d gone to Jaehwan. When that failed, he asked Wonsik. And when that failed, he’d asked Taekwoon. That had failed as well. A few of his idol friends had taken pity on him after that and helped him get his man.

A/N: hahaha honestly, I think N, Leo, Ken, and Ravi would probably have some good – or at least acceptable – dating advice, but the idea of them being horrible at helping was too funny to pass on.