Of Sorting Diapers and A Ticked Off Soo

Too Stupid To Be Cupid

“Hey Kyungsoo?”

 

 

“Yeah?”

 

 

“I love youuu~”

 

 

Kyungsoo shrugged, and went back to flipping through his collection of diapers, sorting out which ones needed to be laundered and which ones were clean. Chanyeol watched on curiously, occasionally disturbing the silence with a happy sigh or a confession of his undying love.

 

 

“Hey Kyungsoo?”

 

 

The younger sighed, feeling the start of a migraine. He treasured his alone time very dearly, but since Chanyeol followed him all the way home and wouldn’t shut up - banging on the doors, throwing pebbles (or any substitute he could find) at his window (and the other windows) and wailing - until Kyungsoo gave in, now he had to be the one dealing with Luhan’s stupidity. He knew it wasn’t Chanyeol’s fault (ahem Luhan) but he still couldn’t help but be ticked when the giant wouldn’t stop staring at him with those beady eyes, interrupting his golden time.

 

 

“Yes?” Kyungsoo asked wearily.

 

 

“Can I call you Soo?”

 

 

“Sure.”

 

 

“...”

 

 

“...”

 

 

“Hey Soo?”

 

 

in a deep breath, Kyungsoo tried his best to keep his voice even as he replied as calmly as he could manage “Yes?

 

 

“Nothing, I just wanted to try calling you Soo.”

 

 

Goddamn it Chanyeol, why couldn’t you be one of those shy-

 

 

“Soo~?”

 

 

“Hey Chanyeol I have a great idea! Why don’t we play a game?”

 

 

Chanyeol clapped his hands excitedly like a small child. “Ooooh yay I love games!”

 

 

“Great! The rules are easy; you just stay as quiet as you can, and whoever is the first to talk loses. Sound good?”

 

 

There was no reply.

 

 

Finally, Soo sighed. Some peace and quiet.

 

 

“...”

 

 

“...”

 

 

“...”

 

 

“Hey Soo? Can I sleep with you tonight if I win?”

 

 

Luhan, I swear to god, the next time I see you, you’re getting one of your own pointy arrows up the .

 
 
A/N
OKAY SO APPARENTLY byunsbaekery FEELS LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF MY OPINIONS IN THIS FIC SO I'M LEAVING AN AN AUTHOR'S NOTE!!! (*cheers* yayyyyy) SO COMMENT IF YOU
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Cobaltheart
#1
Chapter 48: Ummm *shifty eyes*.... when in the author note in ch48 you see your username and have no idea what is going on but loving the story. Ummm can you predict the future dear authors??
Vachvags_263 #2
Chapter 54: This fanfic makes me so happy. And then theres luhan. Lol... Its like OT9 doesnt matter. OT12 is the real deal.. I LOVE IT! (I am a rather recent exol)
KimHyunaTaeyeon #3
Chapter 10: It is really funny but lu han really annoys me tbh
didlidu #4
Chapter 45: That gesundheit omg hahahahhah
_Baozi_Minseok_
#5
Chapter 54: This is the best fanfiction I've read in my life oh my Sehun yas
nammy93_ #6
Chapter 8: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY one of the funniest story I have read far. I can't stop laughing lol! This is gonna be interesting! I'll finish reading this before tomorrow ends :3 btw is it already complete?
ParkJace
#7
Chapter 5: i normally am a silent reader but this is rlly good sooo i guess ill comment :)))
starpixidust #8
Chapter 54: When I laugh my off at multiple crackalicious parts, I know that I am reading something awesome. Fantastic work, guys. Oh... and i'm happy that Chanyeol and Kyungsoo got together. When Chanyeol told Baekhyun he loved him, I about started crying...
minpaoBB #9
Chapter 48: And here I am, just realized that you actually mentioned me here.