Warning: Kris is frustrated so he swears a lot!

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Hey Kyungsoo – this is a message for everyone else too because I don't want you all to worry so...yeah anyway, it’s Kris but you can probably tell by my voice...haha...um, I know it sounds crazy and please don’t freak out but I’m at the airport right now and I can’t find Tao...damn all these people...

He got on the next ing plane to Beijing because when I woke up he had taken his bag and passport with him and left me a note that just said ‘I got on the next plane to Beijing, I love you. I’ll see you as soon as I can.’

I mean, what the ? Who does he think he is anyway? The Princess of Freedom or what?...That bastard...so just to let you know I’ve taken my passport and I’m using my savings and getting the next plane there, and then I’m hunting him down and dragging his sorry back here.

Also, I think Tao took my phone with him so that’s why I’m using this ty one. Sorry for my bad language but my ing boyfriend just snuck off to live in a different country.

There was a short silence and all we could hear was the fuzzy sound of the people rushing about in the airport, when Kris spoke again his voice was a lot more soft-spoken, and gentle. And what he said was heartbreaking, the sweet meaning of his words still there despite all the curses.

Don’t get me wrong though, I love him so much, y’know? It’s just the thought of him wandering around alone without me - when there are so many wackos around nowadays just scares the out of me.

So I’ll see you guys when I’m dragging him back screaming into your apartment by his feet where I know he’s safe, okay?

Oh crap, I’ve got to go because there’s this man standing outside the booth giving me a really creepy look and I’m about ready to punch someone in the face. Why is he even staring at me? I’m tall, okay?! I’m not a ing zoo attraction.

Creepy old git.

Anyways, see ya- BEEP

“Er-” Chen stared at the phone with a look of disbelief.

 “There’s something really messed up about that couple.” Kai sighed and Kyungsoo nodded, then they both caught each other’s eye and immediately blushed and looked elsewhere.

Okay, this is definitely getting obvious now.

“Do you think Kris will be able to find him?” Lu Han asked as he played with the fingers on my right hand, clear worry in his voice.

“Hey, remember when we all planned that surprise birthday party for Kris and all fifty people including us where hiding when Kris walked into the apartment, and then Kris immediately walked into the other room past all the other hiding guests and straight over to where Tao was silently hiding behind all those blankets in that cupboard right in the corner of the apartment?” I asked.

“Yeah...?”

I gave him a pointed look.

 “...Oh.”

I smiled reassuringly and rested my other hand on his knee.

It’ll be okay, Lu Han. Kris’ll bring Tao back.

...

...I hope.

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Do you all remember what it means when Sehun rests his hand on Lu Han's knee? :)

And gosh, Kris, the profanities.