A kick in the balls

School of music

 

Hyemi  POV

 

”OMG! YOUR APARTMENT IS REALLY COOL!”

“HYEMI-AH, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS!”

“WHERE ARE I’M GOING TO SLEEP?!”

“AAAW, HYEMI-AH YOU WERE SO CUTE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE!”

I shouldn’t had agreed with this.

My entire apartment was over packed with idiots, I swear to god.  Kevin was the only one who acted calm. Thank you very much!

“Hyemi-ah, where am I going to sleep?” He winked at me.

I ignored his question and went to get my megaphone. You never know when you can need one xD

“YAH! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!” I yelled into the megaphone.

Everyone looked at me in shock and nodded slowly as they sat down on the floor.

“Now.  Here are the room divisions:

Eli,Soohyun and AJ will take the first guest room.

Hoon,Kiseop and Dongho will take the second guest room.

CL and Minzy you’ll take the third guest room.

And lastly, Bom and Dara unnie will take the fourth, and the last, guest room. Questions on that?”

CL began to complain about sharing room with Minzy, the hyperactive second maknae.

Minzy jumped up and down in excitement.

Dongho also began to complain about not being able to share room with Minzy. 

Soohyun,Eli,AJ,Hoon, and Kiseop only glared at me.

Kevin looked at me with a puzzled expression, I winked at him and he nodded quickly in agreement.

Dongho raised his hand in a ‘I-have-a-question” manner.

“Yes, Dongho?” I sighed .__.

“But… where are you and Kevin hyung going to sleep?”

His question made the others turned their heads at me and Kevin.

“Simple: Me and Kevin oppa are going to sleep in my room.”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?”

They all screamed.

“YOU’RE TO YOUNG TO DO THAT HYEMI-AH!”

“KEVIN, DO SOMETHING TO OUR LITTLE HYEMI AND WE’LL KILL YOU!”

“I NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT HYEMI-AH!”

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT!”

The oppas and unnies continued to yell at me and Kevin. I sighed and grabbed Kevin’s hand and began to drag him to my room. The others were so busy to nag, that they didn’t notice.

Once inside, I shut the door  closed and heaved a deep sigh.

“Seriously Hyemi-ah, I never thought that you would to that.” Kevin said.

“Do what?” I walked to over to my bed and sat down. 

“Say that you and I were going to share room. I thought you were to innocent xD” He chuckled lightly and sat down beside me.

I hit his chest playfully, “Oppa, I ain’t that innocent. But ofcourse we would share room, you’re my boyfriend after all.”

I wrapped my arms around his chest and pouted as I looked up at him.

Kevin’s face had a mixture of care and shock.

He wrapped his arms around my shoulders. “Yeah, you have a point.” He calmly said. I could feel his chest vibrate when he spoke. I giggled a little and hugged him tighter.

A loud knock was heard from the other side of the door along with some mumbled voices.

“Hyemi-ah,Kevin, we know you’re in there. Come out so you don’t do anything that you might regret.” CL’s voice came from the other side.

Seriously, do they think we’re that erted?

Sometimes, I began to wonder who’s the maknae among these people =__=

Both Kevin and I didn’t say anything. We wanted to see what they would do.

“Hyemi-ah…. Why is it so quiet in there?”

I looked up at Kevin and smirked evily. He understood what I meant and smirked back.

Both Kevin and I began to moan. At first, not so loud but it grew louder.

“Oppa…..” I moaned silently.

“Hyemi-ah…” Kevin moaned louder and with more passion.

OMG. This kind of… turns me on O_o

“HYEMI-AH! KEVIN! GET OUT OF THERE, NOW!” Eli began to bang on the door.

I tried hard to prevent myself from laughing xD

 

Bom POV

 

OH. MY.GOD.

ARE HYEMI-AH AND KEVIN…DOING IT? OMGOMGOMGFDJKDHFGDJHFGF

THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!

THEY’VE JUST STARTED DATING!

DFLSJFKJDSFKJDSJKFHHJDSGFHSDFHDFGFGFDSDFDF

Eli is banging violently on the door while screaming that they must get out of there.

LKJDKLJFDKFD

ELI, SAVE HYEMI-AH!

 

Eli POV

I must get Hyemi-ah out of there!

Kevin might do something to her.

“YAH, GET OUT OF THERE NOW! I’LL CALL THE POLICE!” I yelled to the door. I must really look like an idiot …

CL,Bom,Dara and Minzy are staring into nothing with their chins on the floor.

AJ,Hoon,Kiseop and Dongho are sitting in a corner, covering their ears with their hand.

And Soohyun is running around. Panicing.

“Oppa…” Hyemi-ah…. MOANED!?

JKSHDFJKHDKSFHJDKSFKDSFDKSFJSHFJKSDFHDKSFKSDKFHKLSFJDLS

I WILL KILL KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

HE KNOWS THAT SHE’S YOUNG!

“Hyemi-ah…” KEVIN, I WILL KILL YOU!

I banged the door harder and soon began to kick it.

“Eli, calm down.” AJ appeared beside me.

I began to breath normally and soon, I had calmed down.

“Now, are you even sure that they locked the door?” He asked.

“Ofcourse they locked it! Why would they not do-“

Minzy walked past me and turned the handle and just like that, the door was open.

My eyes grew big and it was possible for them to fall out of their sockets.

In front of me, on the bed, Hyemi-ah and Kevin was hugging eachother as they laughed. Hard.  

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. !?

Hyemi-ah pulled away from Kevin’s grip on her and fell to the ground.

“HAHAHHAHAHA, OMG! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES! HAHAHAHAHHA XDDDD” She laughed as the tears spurted out of her eyes.

Kevin also damped to the ground. Laughing as loud as Hyemi-ah.

“HAHAHAHHA, YES. YOU LOOK RIDICILOUS!” He squeaked as he clutched onto his stomach.

“HAHAHAHHA, YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD DO IT!? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF US, HUH!?” Hyemi-ah succeded to say between her laughs.

Me and the others were still standing in the doorway with our eyes big as the whole universe.

Soon, our shocked expressions were replaced with anger.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”

We all shouted in unison and ran up the Hyemi-ah and Kevin.

I jumped on top of Kevin and Soohyun,Kiseop,Hoon and AJ also did.

“C-can’t…breathe…” Kevin groaned and tried to get up.

But before Kevin could, Dongho came running towards him and tackled him to the ground. I smirked and jumped on Dongho. And the others also did.

 

Hyemi POV

 

Before even knowing, The unnies cam running towards me and in the blink of an eye, they were on top of me.

What is it with them and tackling me?

“A-air…” I gasped as I tried to push them of me.

Well, that was impossible.

CL, who was on top of me, was as firm as a freggin rock. You couldn’t make her move one bit.

Dara,Minzy and Bom were the same.

I stopped fighting back and admitted myself as defeated.

“YAH. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?” CL yelled into my ear.

I began to explain that it was only for fun and that I was sorry.

Lucky for me, they listened to me.

Unlucky for Kevin, because U-kiss didn’t listen to him at all xD

They were punching Kevin in the stomach, screaming what a idiot he was.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Kevin screamed.

I looked at him and saw the he was covering his crotch with his hands.

Did he just got…?

“YAAAAH, DONGHO! YOU LITTLE RAT, I’LL KILL YOU!” He screamed.

OMG.

DONGHO KICKED KEVIN’S CROTCH! XDDDDD

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 Me and the unnies bourst out laughing. We were rolling around on the floor while trying to fight back tears xD

 

 

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WOW, IT'S AN UPDATE!!!! XDDDD

 

lol, I laughed so hard when I wrote this chapter xD 

 

Kevin: Easy for you to say.....

Me: IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE GETS HIT IN THE CROTCH XDDDD 

Kevin: MAYBE FOR YOU! BUT NOT IF YOU ARE A GUY! 

Hyemi: I agree with the author xD 

Kevin: I'll kill Dongho in his sleep....*mumble*

Dongho: YAH HYUNG! I'M STILL HERE! 

Kevin: Oh, you're here? Good. THEN I CAN KILL YOU KNOW! *runs towards Dongho*

Dongho: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs away from Kevin.* 

Me: Srsly..you guys..Aish T_T

Hyemi: My sentence exactly xD 

Dongho: AUTHOUR, HELP ME! *hides behind author* 

Me: YAH, DONGHO OPPA!

Kevin: DONGHO, YOU LITTLE RAT! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! 

Dongho: NO! AND BESIDES, YOU CAN'T HURT ME WITHOUT HURTING THE AUTHOR! 

Me: YAH! 

Kevin: You can't hide forever...*walks away*

Me: Aish... =__= 

Dongho: THANK YOU! *hugs author*

Me: ....*blush*....

Hyemi: Someone's embarassed ~

Me: SHUT UP!

Hyemi: Btw, where did Xander oppa go this chapter?

Me: Oh, he went with U-kiss to your apartment but he had some personal problems so he couldn't join the sleep over T___T

Hyemi: Aww.....

Me: Yeah....

-awkward silence-

Me: Well... WE GOTTA GO NOW! SO, UNTILL NEXT TIMEEE~ 

Dongho: SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! *runs away from author to hug the viewers*

Kevin: I GOT YOU NOW! *runs towards Dongho*

Dongho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*screams fades away while running*

Me&Hyemi: These boys...seriously.... =_=

 

 

 

Hehe.... I'm a little weird ... xD 

 

Btw, IT'S NOT TO LATE TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK ~ 

Ella Öquist (My profile picture is me on a green wood ponny xD HAHAHA) 

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YukiZeref #1
Chapter 32: i really like your convos!
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Chapter 21: it's great so far~ love it!
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Chapter 2: haha! you're funny!
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