[In a room with everyone sitting in a semi circle. The host is Jiu Wu and sitting with him are Xiu, A-Chord, Han, Yu Yan and Ya Se]

A-Chord: *Clears his throat* So... Meng Zhu, what are we doing here? *looks around awkwardly*
Xiu: *Nudges him and whispers in his ear* Did you not learn the script?!
A-Chord: There was a script?!
Yu Yan: *rolls eyes* Can you start this thing already? I have places to be!
Jiu Wu: *Clears throat* This isn't how I wanted this to start-
Ya Se: Meng Zhu, please can you start? We don't have much time.
Jiu Wu: *sighs* Am I the only one who wants to be here?
All except Han: Yes!
Han: *giggles* Meng Zhu, don't worry. I think this will be fun.
Jiu Wu: Thank you Han! *Turns to camera, picking up microphone* Welcome readers to our Zhong Ji Special Chapter! Here some of us special characters who have time to spare will talk about the story so far.
Yu Yan: *interrupts* What's the point in this?
Jiu Wu: Yu Yan, the writer is a lazy person so has put the responsibility on us to entertain the readers.
Yu Yan: Tch. Do I look like a circus animal?

Ya Se: Hm… if you fix up your hair then I think you could pass as one.

Yu Yan: *hits him*

Ya Se: Ouch! Sorry!

Xiu: Meng Zhu, don't our readers want to know what happened to Gui Long?
Jiu Wu: *grins* They will find out later. We have to keep them waiting. Let's introduce ourselves. *faces camera directly* Hello I am the host, Jiu Wu and I am the Meng Zhu of the Iron Dimension! *Camera then shifts to Han*
Han: Hello everyone, I am Han from the Iron Dimension. I am Xia Tian's girlfriend.
Xiu: Hello everybody, I am Xiu of Dong Cheng Wei. Nice to meet you all.
A-Chord: Hey guys, I'm A-Chord and I'm a rocker! *does a rocker hand sign*
Ya Se: Hello, I am Ya Se Wang from Zhong Ji Yi Ban. I am KO3 on the KO Ranking and I have a battle index of 9000. My father is the leader of the Tu-
Jiu Wu: *cuts in* Okay, okay. Ya Se that's enough.
Ya Se: But I'm not finished?
Jiu Wu: *ignores his comment and claps his hand* Yu Yan!
Yu Yan: *looking bored* I'm Jiang Yu Yan and I want to go home.

Jiu Wu: *Raises a brow* Home?
Yu Yan: The faster this all happens the faster I can go home and sleep.
Jiu Wu: ...Since we are the topic of home, Yu Yan why don't you tell us more about yourself?
Yu Yan: It's none of your business.
Ya Se: I think we are all curious.
Han: Yu Yan, can you share the story of your past with us?
Yu Yan: Wasn't that explained already?
A-Chord: It was too confusing.
Jiu Wu: And you are the main character.
Yu Yan: *sighs* Fine. *Picks up microphone* So basi-
Jiu Wu: WAIT!
Yu Yan: What?!
Jiu Wu: We all need to wear earplugs.
Xiu: Why?
Han: Meng Zhu, we won't be able to hear her like that.
Jiu Wu: That's the point. The writer doesn't want us to know about Yu Yan's past but the readers can know.
*Cameraman hands them all earplugs*
A-Chord: This is really unfair... *Puts them in slowly*

Yu Yan: *picks up the mic again and waits for everyone to put their earplugs in* ...I guess I should give a bit of context to how I was born. So my father and mother were really strong yi neng xing zhes from the Carbon Dimension. They liked to travel across dimensions and explore so one day, they met Master Fu in the Gold Dimension. Gradually they became good friends and Master Fu taught my father advanced yi neng. At the same time, the battle between good and evil ended in the Carbon dimension, ending with the bad side winning. My mother ended up catching a disease and passed away but my father found a way to bring her back to life. However, he needed a lot of yi neng. It was too dangerous to go back to his home dimension so he settled in the Gold Dimension with his brother-in-law, Jiang Ye Zi, who was willing to help him. For the next two years, my father experimented using my mother's DNA to grow clones in his lab. For two years he failed because most of them would end up dying or have severe defects and mutations that would eventually lead to death. He continued to make clones for the next 10 years and raised the best ones as his daughters. According to him, I am best fit to help him. I don't remember much of my early life because I have amnesia which was caused by the accident that damaged my eyes. My father said that I was kidnapped when I was little and was caught up in the accident. The kidnapper apparently sold me off to a random family who treated me really badly until one day they kicked me out and my father found me again.
*Silence in the room*

Jiu Wu:... Uh...are you done?
Yu Yan: *nods*
*Jiu Wu and everyone take their earplugs out*
Yu Yan: What was the point in all of that? No one even listened.
Ya Se: Hopefully it cleared up any confusion for the readers.
Yu Yan: Readers? What readers?
A-Chord: We have readers?!
Han: *sweatdrops and mutters quietly* why is everyone so slow?
Xiu: Meng Zhu did mention that this was a special chapter...
Yu Yan: I can't believe I'm wasting my time here. Can the stupid host just get to the point of this?
 

Jiu Wu: Ah! *trying to change the subject* Ya Se, where is Da Dong? I'm sure he received my invite.
Ya Se: *shrugs* For some reason he was too scared. He looked a little traumatised after receiving your invite to the special chapter.
Yu Yan: *snorts* traumatised?
Ya Se: *nods* I'm not sure why but I think he's avoiding you Meng Zhu, no offence.
Han: Meng Zhu, did anything happen between the two of you?
Jiu Wu: *chuckles awkwardly* ....no? What could possibly make Da Dong avoid me?
Xiu: *eyes Jiu Wu* Really?
Jiu Wu: Of course! What would I do to him?
A-Chord & Han: *Gestures to the camera* Let's take a look at the VCR!
Jiu Wu: *jumping out of his seat and covering the camera with his hand* NOOOO!!

*VCR*

[The group watch the scene intently. They see Jiu Wu backing Da Dong up againt the wall.]

Han: *gasps dramatically* Meng Zhu!
Jiu Wu: Nooo! You're taking it the wrong way!

[They hear Jiu Wu murmer "Da Dong~ I always had a thing for you"]

A-Chord: And that's the end of the VCR! *VCR turns off*
Jiu Wu: A-Chord! You can't do that! You can't just stop it halfway!
Xiu: Meng Zhu... I didn't know you were the type-
Jiu Wu: Xiu be quiet! It's not what you think! I was just joking around!
Yu Yan: *rolls eyes* So the Meng Zhu of the gold dimension is a freaking dog and the Meng Zhu of the iron dimension is a weirdo. Great.
Xiu: Meng Zhu, we caught you red handed.
Jiu Wu: *glaring at them all* I'm the Meng Zhu so stop your nonsense!
Han: *giggling* I wonder how Gui Gui would react if she saw that.

*Gui Gui comes in*
Gui Gui: Saw what?
A-Chord: Please take a look at the V-
Jiu Wu: *clamps A-Chord's mouth shut with his hand* Don't say another word A-Chord!
Ya Se: Who's this, Meng Zhu?
Jiu Wu: *Clears his throat and recomposes himself* This is Gui Gui, my childhood friend.
Xiu: So you're the girl Ah Gong said you brought home, Meng Zhu. *nods in understanding*
Ya Se: Brought home?
Jiu Wu: Xiu don't say it like that! It wasn't like that at all!
Gui Gui: *waves* Hello everyone, I'm Gui Gui! Nice to meet you all.
Han: Oh right, Meng Zhu, how did you meet Gui Gui?
Gui Gui: *ruffles Jiu Wu's hair as she laughs* It was over 10 years ago. I saw Xiao Lun getting bullied in the park and so I helped him. We became good friends since then.
Yu Yan: *laughs* Imagine Meng Zhu getting bullied. That would be a sight to see.
Jiu Wu: Hey!
Yu Yan: *Teasingly* What's wrong Xiao Lun? *laughs*
Han: Now that I think about it, Xiao Lun is a cute name.
Gui Gui: Right?
Jiu Wu: No it's not!
Yu Yan: Why would you even give him a silly name?
Ya Se: Yu Yan, isn't it like you calling Xiao Yu 'Little Fish'?
A-Chord: Who's a fish?
Jiu Wu: *laughs* Little Fish, eh?
Yu Yan: *hits them lightly across the head* Stop laughing. *Sends them both a death glare*
A-Chord: *Rubs his sore head* Jiang Yu Yan... I didn't even say anything...

Ya Se: *laughs* I think there will be two new couples.
Gui Gui: Couples? Who?
Ya Se: *just smiles at her*
Jiu Wu: Ya Se, it's not like that.
A-Chord: *looks around and realises that almost everyone has a pair* Hey, I just noticed that everyone here has a pair!
Xiu: Really?
Han: Hmm... *looks around* You're right. Wang Ya Se and I aren't single, Jiang Yu Yan and Meng Zhu's alternate seem to be close and Meng Zhu and Gui Gui look cute together.
A-Chord: What about me? I have Xia Mei!
Jiu Wu: *laughs* A-Chord, you and Xiu can be a pair.

Xiu: Meng Zhu, Dong Cheng Wei only plays music, and don't talk about love. I'm already taken by my music.
A-Chord: Hey Xiu, that's mean!
Xiu: *laughs and pats his shoulder* I'm sure if you try hard enough Xia Mei will look at you.
Han: A-Chord, you like Xia Mei?
A-Chord: *smiles and shrugs* Not really, I just think she's cute.
Yu Yan: Hey! I thought we were discussing the story not your stupid love lives!
Jiu Wu: Yu Yan's right, let's get back to the story!

Ya Se: So Meng Zhu, why are you here? Xiu said you were in Mojie with Xia Tian and Xia Yu.
Xiu: That's right. Why are you back without Gui Long?
Han: Gui Gui is here too. Aren't the two of you supposed to be in Mojie?
Gui Gui: Well that's what the readers think.
Han: Is the writer trying to trick the readers?
Ya Se: What really happened?
Jiu Wu: Well... to be honest with all of you, everyone has already returned from Mojie.
Yu Yan: Did you find Gui Long?
Jiu Wu: You'll find out what happened when the writer decides to continue on from where she left off.
Yu Yan: And when will that be?! We don't have all day.
Han: Is Gui Long okay?
Jiu Wu: Let's have a look at the ending of the last chapter. Please look at the VCR!

[As the myserious man's spiral of yi neng inches closer to Gui Long, you can see that Gui Long is fading slowly when the scene is slowed down. You can see that just before the attack makes impact with anything, Gui Long has completely vanished and then the yi neng attack hits the wall, making it seem like it destroyed Gui Long, when in reality he just disappeared.]

Jiu Wu: And that's what happened!
Han: Meng Zhu, what happened?
Jiu Wu: That.
Han: What's that?
Jiu Wu: The thing that just happened!
Han: But I don't know what happened.
Jiu Wu: But the VCR just showed it.
Han: Can you explain what it showed?
Jiu Wu: Gui Long wasn't hit by the attack and faded away instead.
Han: Yes but why?
Jiu Wu: Oh! So that's what you're trying to ask!
Yu Yan: Tch.
Han: *nods*
Jiu Wu: Well you'll find out in the next chapter! See you soon everyone!

*The credits start running across the screen and the camera zooms out*

Xiu: Wait Meng Zhu, the chapter is just ending like that???
Ya Se: But nothing special happened yet!
Han: That's right, we didn't discuss many things.
Jiu Wu: *ignores them and just smiles, facing the camera* We'll see you next time!
Yu Yan: I hope there isn’t a next time. This whole thing was pointless and a waste of my time.
A-Chord & Gui Gui: *Wave enthusiastically*

*As the camera zooms out, their voices get quieter as they casually talk*
 

Jiu Wu: Yu Yan I can make it up to you.
Yu Yan: How?
Jiu Wu: I can treat you to a trip to Mojie?
Ya Se: When did Mojie become a holiday destination?
Xiu: Meng Zhu, how do you even know your way around Mojie?
Jiu Wu: *laughs* That's another of my secrets!
Gui Gui: *bluntly* I showed him around when he visited me a few years ago.
Jiu Wu: Gui Gui!
Ya Se: *rolls eyes with a smile and stands up* Yu Yan, let's go home. I'll treat you to a bagel.
Yu Yan: It better be a big one.