"We don't want you for our mother, now I hope that it's clear for you." There. Jongin started it, as the ahjussi expected, and hid his smirk but Luhan saw it and took the man's collar. "How could you fantasize about our mother? You low life." He said with a threatening cold tone. Remembering what Tao has told them about the ahjussi looking at their mom's behind.

Violent huh? "W-what are you talking about? I came to pay your brother a visit." Their mom's boss denied and the boys rolled their eyes. "Oh, don't play innocent to us menopause ahjussi." Jongdae told with a glare. "We all know why you came here for, and we'll never let your plans happen." He smirked but the man let him pass. Smarty pants, huh? The ahjussi inwardly raised a brow. Tell me boy, how will you stop me? He snickered and kept his act. "What plan?" He played hard to get.

Baekhyun sighed and put his arm on the ahjussis' shoulders. "Look ahjussi, you're not the first one to go here and try to win us just to get our mom." He told making the man stiffened. So they're used to making people suffer?

 "Wait, what? You did all that?" The ahjussi pretended that he couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could they just tell me these things directly? He was taken aback by the kid's courage making the brothers roll their eyes. "No ahjussi, our mom did it." Tao said sarcastically. "You're not only erted, but a too. You're the perfect package to send in an inhabited island." Beakhyun added and the others couldn't agree more.

The ahjussi felt his blood boil at the rude behavior the kids were showing him and pushed Baekhyun from him before smirking. "So, you guys found me out. Nice." He said before giving them a look. "Look, I don't even care if you guys like me or not. All that is important to me is having Hye Jung. It's not like you can stop your mother from falling for me. If she likes me, you guys can't do anything about it. Or would you guys prefer her to be sad? You don't want that, right sons?" He mocked.

"Don't you ing dare call us your sons, you son of a ." Luhan was about to charge on to the man but Minseok and Chanyeol held him back making the man grin widely. He knew they won’t do anything loud or attention attracting to him, yet.

"What's wrong sons? Would you just let your mother be single her whole life? It's not like you guys won't have your own families in the future and abandon her in a senior citizens club." He said with an indifferent tone.

"Ahjussi, I'll suggest you shut that mouth of yours before we all lost it and burry you alive in our backyard." Kyungsoo said with a scary tone, sending chills on the man's spine but not let his fear show.

He turned to look at the doe eyed boy and smiled evilly. How can an innocent looking boy threat like he'll actually do it? He asked himself before speaking. "Oh, come on son. I'll be a great father so just let me your mom and maybe, I could give you guys a little sister--" the ahjussi was saying when he suddenly flew from the side of his car up to the house's front door that was 5 to 6 yards away.

"What did you just say, old man?" Tao growled glaring at the man and elder brothers went immediately to stop the panda. As much as they want the ahjussi dead, they can't let their brother become a murderer. Jongdae, Kris and Yixing were holding the panda back while Chanyeol and Minseok still held Luhan who was now stronger than ever. His furry just went up high above the roof.

"Jongin and Sehun get the ropes." Kyungsoo said in a serious tone and the two maknaes obliged their hyung knowing Kyungsoo will really do it. The two were about to enter the house to get the things but the door flung wide open revealing their mother with an un amused expression with Junmyeon behind her saying he couldn't do anything to make their mother stay inside any longer.

"Omma."

They all muttered and the half conscious ahjussi turned to her before saying that her sons are the ones who beat him up. "They’re so scary Hye Jung-ah. They didn't even let me talk and started hitting me." He told while the 12 remained silent, waiting for their mother's reaction. They know her, that face. If their mom has that expression, no one, but no one, is allowed to talk, move or even breathe. Nah the 3rd one is a joke.

The ahjussi crawled towards Mrs. Kim who watched his actions. He hugged the ahjumma's feet and started acting on how he was in pain. The twelve were stoned, nervous at their mother’s next move. It's either they die or the man will.

A sigh was heard and the ahjussi stopped talking when he saw an unmerciful look the mother was giving him. His eyes widened and was about to let go but didn't have the chance when Mrs. Kim stomped her other foot on the manager's face shocking everyone.

"No one, but no one talks to my sons like that. " she said with gritted teeth as she twisted her foot on the man's face pressing it more in every twist while the ahjussi tried his best to take the feet off but failed. "I don't even want to see your ugly face again and never ever show yourself in front of us, even your shadow, or I'll really burry you alive myself, got it?!" She threatened and the man's shuffled pleads made her stop. She gave the man a kick on the head letting him go and the ahjussi shamelessly crawled to his car without looking back.

The moment he closed the door of his car, he glared at the Kims. "You're fired!" He shouted before dashing off to the road. And Mrs. Kim just smirked as she watched the car disappear from their sight. "No one fires the great Mrs. Kim." She told full of confidence. "I quit! MORON!" She shouted with a smile before turning to look at her sons who was ever so proud of their mother. But their nervousness returned when they saw their mom's blank face.

"Inside. Now." She said before turning back in the house.

The boys looked at each other, with nervous eyes before racing inside the house for their lives. We're all gonna die.

The twelve were all kneeling on the floor with two rows according to age, with the youngest in front. They we're all looking on the ground not daring to look up to their mother who was giving them the coldest stare. Tao tried to steal a glace but flinched at he made eye contact with her mother's eyes. Daddies in heaven, please protect me and my brothers. He prayed in fear.

Of course the famous Mrs. Kim has her scary side. After all, she has to discipline 12 sons all by herself to raise them well.

The whole house was silent until the mother spoke. "What did I say about bad words?!" She told with a disappointed tone.

The boys flinched at the sound of her voice, but then looked up in surprise. Huh? They didn't expect her to get mad at them just because of that. Well, that too, but there are more important things to scold them about and that moment, that was the last on the list.

"I thought I told you guys to never ever say things like that! Did I raise you guys in a wrong way? Am I that lacking?!" She said and the boys just blinked at her. After all, they just beat her boss up the reason she lost her job, or not, since she gave him a good piece of beating as well… But still... "What do you have to say for yourselves young men?" She huffed in annoyance and the boys put their heads down.

"We're sorry, omonim." They said altogether sounding like male students in detention before raising their arms as punishments. "I hope you guys think about what you did and never let those words come out of your mouths again." She told, her anger subsiding. And the boys chorused a "ye, ommoni." "Fine, you can all go prepare for bed. You have school and work tomorrow." She told and was about to go upstairs but her son called her.

"Omma." It was Chanyeol's voice. She turned and let the boy continue. "Is that all?" He asked in behalf of his brothers. "What else do you want me to say?" She asked and they hesitated on bringing the topic but Baekhyun told her. "Omma, we just beat your former boss up and did some things at him during dinner and you're not scolding us about it?" He asked.

"Wae? I'm the mother here. Don't tell me what to do." She said with an angry tone but everyone can feel she not upset anymore. She sat on the sofa and the 12 watched her. "It's not like you guys don't do those things on the other visitors anyway." She said with a shrug and rested massaging the bridge of her nose. "And I kind of had the feeling that that man is a ert so I let you guys test him and voila! He is one." She added making the twelve look at her in disbelief.

"Oh, come on sons, I'm your mother, I know when you guys are up to something. I know you guys too well and even the meaning of your farts. So you guys can't hide anything from me." She chuckled reliving her son's hearts. At least omma is not mad anymore.

"So, you're not mad at us anymore?" Jongdae tried their luck. "Of course I'm still upset." The mother told with a pout. "I clearly told you 'no cursing' and you guys did. So everyone will sleep in your own rooms for three nights." She told earning groans and cries of complaints but she didn't waver.

"Ommaaa ~" Sehun tried his aegyo maknae power but failed. "Yah, Misters!" She gave the 12 a look. "I don't even understand why you guys have your own rooms when you sleep in my room every night." She told and the boys just gave her whining, pleading, fake cries and more. They were sprawling on the floor like their world just ended. These boys. 

"No is a no." She said with a stern voice.

"But moom, I'm sick." Junmyeon tried his luck and started 'coughing'.

"Omma, my hand huuuurts." Jongin said pouting not even caring if he's excuse was valid or not.

"Mom, I'll have nightmares." Even Yixing was desperate.

"Omma, I'll die from sadness, jinjja jinjja!" Baekhyun dramatically told.

"I can't sleep without omma with me!" Sehun tried his pouting technique. 

"It's impossible, omma. No can do, I can't sleep there." Kris said followed by with his "nu-uh. Impossible...." talking to himself.

"It's that ahjussi's fault. I swear I'm gonna kill if I don't get to sleep in omma's room tonight." Luhan said making sure his mother hears it. Maybe she'll let him sleep because she doesn't want him to become a murderer but the mother knows her sons so she didn't budge.

"Ommmmaaaaaa" Tao sobbed on his knees. "Omma, jaebal!" Minseok begged.

"We won't do it again, omma. Please, the monsters in the closet will eat me." Kyungsoo's excuse was absurd but everyone was just trying their shot.

"Mom, I'll die if I don't sleep with you, jeongmal!" Chanyeol said like it'll really happen but to Mrs kim, even if she finds her sons adorable, it's still a no.

"No and final." She said and went up to her room leaving her dreprived sons in the living room.

OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~

She was already bed time and Mrs. Kim was laying on her bed thinking about what happened earlier.

"Look, I don't even care if you guys like me or not all that is important to me is having Hye Jung. It's not like you can stop your mother from falling for me. If she likes me, you guys can't do anthing about it. Or would you guys prefer her to be sad? You don't want that, right sons?"

Of course they'll let me be happy. Even if it means they'll get sad and tired. She thought as the words of her former boss echoed in her head. She knows her sons and their love for her. They'll do everything just to make her happy and a part of her doesn't like it because they're all willing to give up their happiness just for hers.

"What's wrong, sons? Would you just let your mother be single her whole life? It's not like you guys won't have your own family in the future and abandon her in a senior citizens club." 

He's right though. One day, my babies will have their own families and go away with them, get busy and maybe forget about me. She thought not noticing tears were already flowing out from her eyes.

The thought of her sons having their own family makes her happy, but the thought of being separated to them and being forgotten just saddens the single mother.

If she cries over her son's overnight school trips and business trips, how much more being separated forever? She prefers to die and join her husbands in heaven and watch over her sons up there than living in a senior citizen club with other abandoned elderlies.

Her thoughts was cut when she  felt a finger wipe her tears and saw her sons giving her a gentle assuring smile. "Don't worry mom. We'll never forget you, nor leave you in a senior citizen club." Kris pulled his mom for a hug and the ahjumma finally broke down to her sobs. The thought is just... sad.

She didn't even care since when and how they entered since she was sure she locked her door before tucking in. She was just happy to see them and feel them all there by her side.

"Omma, don't cry." Jongdae joined the hug and the other as well burying their mother with their bodies.

"I won't ever get married and stay with you forever omma." Chanyeol told as he crushed his brothers in to ‘the Kim sandwich’.

"I'll live with omma even if I get married." Minseok beamed.

"What about your family then?" Kyungsoo asked. "They can live on the house across the street." The 1st born said making them laugh. They are the sweetest sons.

"Fine, I won't get married either." Luhan declared and his brothers followed suit.

"Me neither!" Jongin hollered.

"I'll marry mom!" Kris grinned in victory but the other didn't let their brother win by saying they’re the ones who will marry their mother, except Minseok who was smiling happily at his family. 

He felt bad though, that he's not joining his brothers the offer of marrying their mom. Well, of course they're well aware of that is impossible, but those childish remarks are one way of expressing their love for their mother. But seriously, every one of them wants to marry someone like their mother. Someone who can love them more than herself, someone they can rely on, filial, loyal, caring, brave, cool but disciplined and keeps things on its right place.

"Arrasso Arrasso. You guys can sleep here. Just get off me, I'm dying." Mrs. Kim laughed at her sons who were having childish fights over who going to be the one to marry their mom. "Yeaaahh!" The twelve cheered and ran their fastest for the 1st one to get their pillows and comforters and get back will be able to sleep beside their mom. After all, that's one of the Kim's house rule #104.

The mother watched her sons dashed as they push and tripped each other on their way making her laugh. Aigoo these kids. But at the same time she knows Minseok was still sitted on the corner of the bed looking at her with a smile.

She then turned and returned the smile. "So, you found my 'reincarnation'?" The mother asked and Minseok pouted at his mom.

Yes, he did found her. But the fact that his mother never believed at his beliefs makes him pout. Just like his brothers, Minseok's ideal type is a lady just like their mother but in his case, he found the perfect one and calls her his mother's reincarnation, or should I say, the younger version of his mom: Beautiful, kind, filial, loving, caring, kind, considerate, independent and has a beautiful smile.

"Come here you." The mother pated the side of her bed and Minseok was more than happy to take. "I really like her, mom." He said as he hugged her mom's waist burying his face on the side of her stomach like a shy little child. Even 1st borns can be childish sometimes.

Mrs. Kim chuckled at her son who was experiencing love in a late time. She couldn't help but to blame herself since her son didn't get to enjoy much his high childhood Because he had to take care of their brothers as well as for Luhan, Kris and Suho who helped her take care of the baby Kims in such young age. But now, she couldn't help but to smile, knowing that it's never too late for her son. He's good looking and is a perfect man any girl would die to have as their boyfriend and the mother knows that fact better than anyone. But this son of hers hasn't got the confidence as he was always compared to his younger brothers. 

He might not be as rich as Luhan and Kris, as tall as the 3 giants in the house or as stunning as his brothers, but he has the kindest and considerate heart of all. Without him, this family wouldn't be where it is now.

"So, when can we meet her?" She asked her son with a smile. They will surely go and have their own families one day but it won't be sooner or later. "I.. I don't know. We're officially going out but i think she's still not ready to meet you guys yet, especially my dongsaengs. I might go back to being single once she comes out of this house." He said expressing his self-conscious self again. 

Well, no one can really blame him or the girls. To them, except for their mom, everyone prefers his brothers than him who are more successful, good looking, smart, more than he can ever be. But despite of that, he never felt envy towards them knowing that he has his mom and that certain person reserved for him who will not think like that. And he hoped that that certain person is his current girlfriend.

"Hey, don't say that." Hue Jung pouted at her son. "You're just as beautiful and perfect as your brothers okay? I made each and every one of you differently in a good way." She scolded in a cute way making her son chuckle. "Arra, arra. You did well ommoni." He said playfully and Mrs. Kim just gave him a pout knowing her son was just letting her win but didn't insist since it'll be a long discussion again and she's all too tired for that. They just had a erted ahjussi in their house, she got fired by stomping on her former boss' face, had all her sons gang up against the old man, and now, discovering her still self-conscious son having a girlfriend which is somewhat good.

The 11 soon came and with Minseok already beside their mother, he was the one who got to sleep on the bed tonight while the rest sleep on the floor. Mrs. Kim heaved a contented sigh before drifting to sleep with a smile. They'll go, and I will let them. But I'm making sure they'll be happy even if I'm not the one on their side. She thought before hugging her son to sleep.

OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~ OUR BIG MAMA ~

Days have passed and Mrs. Kim spent more time at home. She tried looking for another job but the ones she managed to get an interview with somehow get to cancel the last hour. (The 12 brothers were the reasons) Like the Interviewer had a date, diarrhea, lost shoe, pink car? And a burning house. And with that, she just gave up and the 12 couldn't get any happier to their mom's decision. Mrs. Kim stayed at home and saw more of her son's daily life. On how they took turn cleaning the house, grocery shopping, discuss their schedules and more. But the thing she and the others noticed more was Minseok's too happy to not notice mood lately.

He would shower his brothers and mom kisses and just gives them surprise hugs, buying meals and more like he was the happiest man in the world and Mrs. Kim has a hunch on why. Her ‘reincarnation’. 

They were eating the pizza the happy Minseok bought that night when he suddenly stood up and announced them something. "Mom and dongsaengs! I want to announce that I, the almighty hyung in the house, has officially got himself a girlfriend!" He told and the house had too many reactions: Chanyeol was all derpy clapping, congratulating his hyung, Mrs. Kim giggling, Kris nodded and got back to his pizza, Luhan choking with coke, Baekhyun asking if the girl looks good in jeans, Kyungsoo already judging the girl for his brother, and more. But all in all, they were happy for their first born.

"Aaaand?" Mrs. Kim giggled. "And, I would like you guys to meet her." He added and that was all to make the mother jump in excitement while the others gulped nervously. "I'm inviting her for dinner this Saturday." He added and the 11 nodded with a worried smile while Mrs. Kim was already discussing the meal she'll be cooking with Kyungsoo.