Jaejoong stood rooted to the ground and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

He watched as Key moved nearer and nearer towards Eunmi and she remained frozen at her position.

*Move darn it! Can't you see what that Key wants to do?*

Jaejoong cursed in his mind as he watched as Key's lips came into contact with Eunmi's smooth milky skin.

*PARK EUNMI ARE YOU STUPID OR STUPID! Why didn't you move away you stupid gangster!

Omona don't tell me! Key and her are together now?!*

Jaejoong bit his lips too hard and his lips started to bleed.

He wasn't the least affected and he stormed back to the apartment.

"Stupid Park Eunmi! -eyed Park Eunmi!" Jaejoong muttered under his breath and plopped down on the couch.

"After being so ultra worried for you when you didn't reach in 2 minutes, I rushed all the way down without even having the patience to wait for the elevator! I even ran down 12 stories!" He punched the table.

The glass table wobbled and cracks began forming.

"And what the hell was that Park Eunmi doing?" He asked no one. "SHE WAS BUSY FLIRTING WITH HER NEW FOUND BOYFRIEND! GAAAHHH!"

Jaejoong threw another punch at that unfortunate table and it finally shattered.

"Omona what is happening here?" Eunmi asked as she successfully dodged the flying shards of glass.

"You're back?" Jaejoong asked coldly. "Wow your two minutes is sure long." he said sacarstically.

Eunmi rushed to his side anxiously. "Yah babo! You're bleeding! Don't tell me you were so angry with me taking more than 2 minutes that you smashed your table? The thought of how expensive this table makes me shudder.."

"It was 1.5 million won." Jaejoong said nonchantly.

"1.5 MILLION?" Eunmi shrieked. "You were so angry with me taking more than 2 minutes that you smashed you 1.5 MILLION GLASS COFFEE TABLE?"

Eunmi looked up the ceiling and mumbled. "I must've been out of my mind to threaten him with the bracelet."

Eunmi ran to the kitchen and grabbed some medicine and started bandaging Jaejoong's hand.

"Oww there's a shard of glass stuck inside!" Eunmi screamed and tried to stop the bleeding.

Jaejoong looked at her coldly.

"... Yah."

Eunmi looked up. "Why? Does it hurt a lot?"

Jaejoong ignored her question. "Are you going out with Key now? He's your boyfriend now?"

Eunmi was startled by the sudden change in direction of the topic. "No he isn't. I didn't accept his feelings."

Jaejoong's face brightened and he tried hard to hide it. "Then why did he kiss you?"

Eunmi blanked out for a moment before realising what he was refering to.

"OMG you went downstairs to find me? OHMYGAHO! Anyway it was just a kiss on the forehead. He said he just wanted to do it once and say goodnight to me." Eunmi explained.

Jaejoong couldn't stop the gigantic grin that crept onto his face.

"So you're not going out with him? You're not his girlfriend?" Jaejoong asked excitedly.

"Yeah yeah I'm not." Eunmi said amusedly. "What's with your sudden excitement! And doesn't the shard of glass in your hand hurt?"

Jaejoong looked at her confused. "What shard of-" He lifted his bloody fist.

"OHMYGAWD THERE'S A SHARD OF GLASS IN MY HAND!" Jaejoong screamed in fright. "EOMMA! APPA! YOU'RE SON IS GOING TO DIE SOON!"

"Yah calm down just get the shard of glass out and it's gonna be alright!" Eunmi convinced and took a pair of tweezers.

"Okay. Close your eyes and take a deep breath." Eunmi ordered.

Jaejoong squeezed his eyes shut and took an enormous breath. "Okay!" he squeaked. "Now what?"

"There was once a man who was sleeping at home when the doorbell rang." Eunmi said, focusing on the glass shard.

"What the hell?" Jaejoong cursed.

"Shut up and listen!" Eunmi snapped. "Alright. The man went down the stairs and opened the door to find 3 strangers. They asked him for shelter since it was raining heavily and the man agreed. A while later, the man felt a little hungry so he wanted to go out to buy some food."

"How long is this story seriously?" Jaejoong asked impatiently. "When are you going to get rid of that glass shard?"

"PATIENCE!" Eunmi roared. "Okay now where was I? Oh right food. The man asked the three strangers what they wanted to eat. Two of them said they wanted Ox bone soup and the other said he wanted bibbimbap. What's the moral of the story?"

"What the hell? There's a moral to that nonsense?" Jaejoong asked ridiculously.

"Just guess!" Eunmi said and steadied her hands.

"Don't open the door to strangers because they will extort food from you?" Jaejoong asked.

"Nope. And technically they didn't extort the food. He offered it." Eunmi replied. "Next."

"Sleeping on a rainy night makes you want to eat?" Jaejoong tried again.

"That was a stupid answer seriously." Eunmi scoffed. "NEXT!"

"This story is stupid so it has no moral? It's a trick question!" Jaejoong declared.

"Still wrong!" Eunmi smiled and wiped her hands and the tweezer. "The moral is that ox bone soup is more popular that bibbimbap. 2 vs 1."

Jaejoong froze and his eyes snapped open. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WOMAN? That was so freakin' lame! And you haven't even gotten that glass shard out yet!"

Eunmi picked up the tweezer and showed it to him. "It's out!"

Jaejoong's eyes widened. "HUH? Since when? I didn't even feel anything!"

"HAH! That's because that nonsense story helped!" Eunmi scoffed.

Jaejoong rolled his eyes but he smiled gratefully.

His eyes fell on Eunmi's flawless milky smooth forehead.

*That Key is one lucky guy to be able to put his lips there..*