Muscle Woman

My Gangster Roommate

DBSK arrived at Seunggi hyung's cosplay restaurant.

"HYUNG!!!!" Changmin ran and hugged the shorter hyung. "I MISSED YOU!"

"I sure didn't." Seunggi muttered. "The last time you were here, you polished my entire supply in the fridge."

"Its a blessing to eat hyung!" Changmin whined.

"Don't you dare try to act cute like Taemin! You are 5 years older! Oh god my nerves." Seunggi sighed.

"Hey guys, you're here!" Min ah came out. (YES! SHIM MIN AH! The gumiho in My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox!)

"Hey Min Ah noona, you're getting prettier everytime I see you!" Yoochun smiled and gave her a hug.

"YAH GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!" Seunggi shrieked.

Min Ah laughed. "Don't worry Seunggi ah. He just wants to up to me so that I'll give him Sunny's number."

Yoochun shrugged. "She's right!"

"I won't give you her number ever. I'm not going to let her suffer with a playboy like you!" Min Ah shot.

"Yeah! Totally!" Junsu cut in.

"Yah you too Junsu! You, Yoochun and Yunho are all players!" Min Ah said. "Only Changminnie and Jaejoong aren't."

Yunho shot Changmin a look. He was already attacking his 3rd bowl of beef ramen. "Of course Changmin doesn't like girls. He only likes food."

He looked at Jaejoong. *And Jaejoong only likes Yoona.*

 

DBSK had a satisfying meal at Seunggi's and they left after Changmin had once again polished the whole restaurant's supply of food. (Even the raw veggies)

*BURP* "It was awesome man!" Changmin smiled and rubbed his tummy.

*GROWLS~~* Changmin looked at Junsu. "Yah dolphin hyung! You're still hungry?"

"Of course." Junsu glared. "With you eating up everything, why would there be any left for me.."

"Then you wanna go for round two?" Changmin asked, his eyes shining.

"Yah look there!" Yoochun stopped suddenly and pointed.

There was a young girl, surrounded by a group of middle aged men. They approached her till she reached the wall.

"Hey pretty girl, wanna have some fun with us?" one of the men asked, rubbing his hands together sinisterly.

"What fun bastard?" the girl spat.

Jaejoong stared at the familiar looking girl.

*OMONA! That's Gangster Eunmi! She's being attacked!*

"Hey that girl is being bullied! We should help her!" Changmin wanted to rush forward, but Jaejoong held him back.

"Don't! Its dangerous!" Jaejoong warned.

"Yeah. But its dangerous for her too!" Changmin protested.

"She can handle it no problem." Jaejoong convinced.

"What are you talking about hyung?" Changmin asked. "She's such a skinny, weak girl! How can she-"

Changmin stared agape at the group of fallen men on the floor.

"See I told you." Jaejoong smirked.

Eunmi stepped on one of the men's chest.

"Don't you ever. I mean EVER! look down on girls again." She spat. "Girls aren't toys or play things. If you can't treasure a girl, then don't you ever lay a ing finger on one!"

With that she stomped off angrily.

DBSK stood frozen on their spot.

"Did you see that?" Junsu breathed. "My idol!"

"She just...she just.. defeated all of them like that! Omg I can't believe this.." Yoochun muttered, his eyes almost popping of of their sockets.

"SHE'S SO COOL!" Changmin shrieked. "And she looked even younger than us!"

"How did you know she could handle those men Jaejoong ah?" Yunho asked suspiciously.

"Ugh. I mean, she has muscles on her arms so I thought.." Jaejoong scratched his head.

"She doesn't hyung! Her arms and legs were smooth and slender!" Junsu commented dreamily.

"She's pretty too! Even though her hair was flying everywhere in an unkempt manner, her face was really beautiful! So pure!" Changmin smiled.

"Pffft as if!' Jaejoong scoffed.

"You know that girl?" Yunho asked.

"No." Jaejoong denied.

"Then don't judge her like that." Yunho scolded. "This isn't you Jaejoong."

Jaejoong turned away irritatedly.

*ARGH Being scolded by my dongsaeng..

But that Gangster Eunmi. She's really something. As expected of that vicious tomboy that extorted a place to live.

Sheesh. Pretty? Beautiful?

These guys are blind..*

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Iminthezone #1
Chapter 85: Funny!!!
sunraise #2
Chapter 85: I read your Alien Ahjuma series earlier and loved it. When I saw this story featuring JJ and EM as well, I decided to delve into it because of the cute familiar pairing. Glad you kept EM as the OC female lead in your JJ stories...so much easier for the reader to relate to. Loved all the hilarious moments in this fic. I'll be off to the sequel soon. Good job Goddess! Thank you. :)
reshavxx #3
jaejoong is such a bae tbh
suhashiny
#4
Chapter 84: I LOVE THIS STORY!

TOTALLY!

SO FLUFFY, CUTE, CRAZY

I LOVE IT!
-2Mirae-
14 streak #5
Chapter 85: Very very cute!!! I was hoping jaejoong would suffer a little bit more before he gets with eunmi but I guess his hospitalization is enough
Queenka94 #6
Chapter 84: Aww! Adorably cute!
Angelz0715 #7
Chapter 85: I just finished re-reading it again and it's still so awesome xD
camzform
#8
Chapter 85: ahhhh this story is sooooo cute <33
velyrra
#9
Jaejoong is so dense but im glad they r together