Eunmi sighed tiredly as she continue using the magazine to fan Jaejoong's pants. (Ahem specifically his junior)

"Yah! Faster! How is my pants going to dry if you fan so slowly!" Jaejoong demanded. "You're going to get it if that orange juice causes me to cease having any second generation!"

Eunmi grew fed up and she threw the magazine on his head.

"YAH! You were the one who knocked into me causing the juice to fall! Why should I do this!" she snapped. "Get your maid to do this Witchcraft !"

"Yah you wanna die?" Jaejoong growled and massaged his head where the magazine hit him.

Eunmi ignored him and turned around to sleep, conviniently plugging in the earphones the plane provided.

*Aish the nerve of this girl...*

Jaejoong wanted to continue screaming at her but he felt his junior freezing up. He took the magazine and fanned himself.

The young boy from the seat behind him stood up with his mother to go to the washroom, and he noticed what Jaejoong was doing.

"Ahjusshi what are you doing? Why are you fanning yourself?" He asked innocently.

"Ah you see.. Ahjusshi.." Jaejoong tried explaining, gesturing to the wet patch on his pants.

"Ah! I see!" the young boy leaned next to Jaejoong's ear and whispered. "You peed in your pants!"

Jaejoong gasped wide eyed at the young boy. NONONO!

"I won't tell anyone Ahjusshi don't worry!" the young boy winked. "But next time use the toilet Ahjusshi."

Jaejoong screamed in his mind and glared at the sleeping Eunmi.

*Its all because of you! Stupid gangster country bumpkin!*

The flight continued on for another 2 hours and Jaejoong could feel himself getting hungrier and hungrier.

*Damn why didn't I eat just now! Crap. Even thinking of that gross Ox bone soup makes me drool now..*

Jaejoong pressed hard on his stomach to prevent a growl from escaping.

Eunmi, who had awoken from her nap, glanced at him, shooting weird looks at him.

"Hi Sir and Miss, these are a packet of peanuts for each of you." The air stewardess smiled.

Eunmi took her peanut eagerly and tore it open. *Waah maa!*

Her eyes glimmered and she began snacking on the peanut snack. She threw the peanut in the air and tried to catchi it with . Once, she missed, and the peanut landed on her chair. She took it up, blew on it, and popped it into .

Jaejoong stared, terrified at her hygiene.

*Oh god if I stay too close to this scary gangster I'll get all sorts of unhygienic disease!*

She munched through half the packet of peanuts when she stopped.

*I don't have anymore money now, I should save some for later.* Eun mi kept the rest of the peanuts carefully in her pouch. She eyed Jaejoong's packet of peanuts there were left unopened.

"Yah Witchcraft ." she said. "You want those peanuts?"

Jaejoong almost fainted from shock. Never had he seen someone so thick skinned.

"Why? You want to take mine again? First orange juice and now peanuts?" He asked ridiculously. "NO! Orange juice spilled on my pants, who knows what peanuts will do."

Eunmi glared at him with the fiercest face ever. Jaejoong gulped.

"Its not like you're going to eat it right? Don't waste it and give it to me." Eunmi said through gritted teeth.

"Okay okay. Whatever you say erted gangster..Pfft." Jaejoong scoffed.

Eunmi took the packet of peanuts and put them carefully in her bag as well, a faint smile tugging at her lips.

Eunmi began reading the magazines they provided on the plane.

She peered curiously at the branded clothes those models were wearing.

*Woah why would anyone wear that? It exposes all of your front and back! Might as well go out !

And what is this!! A Channel jacket costs $899? That's 900,000won! I can buy so many bowls of ox bone soup with and they spend it on a jacket? What is wrong with people nowadays!*

She flipped casually to the next page which featured men's fashion. There was a limited edition designer long stripped pants. It looks so familar.

Eunmi glanced cautiously at Jaejoong's pants.

*! THAT'S THE PANTS?* Eunmi freaked out. *It costs $1299 and it's made of real leather!*

Jaejoong caught her looking and scoffed. "Why? Worried about my junior now?"

"Pfft. As if." Eunmi snapped back.

Just then Jaejoong's stomach grumbled. He clutched his stomach in embarrasment.

Eunmi threw her head back and laughed loudly. "HAHA You're hungry now? Sheesh serve you right for not eating just now!"

"Whatever." Jaejoong mumbled.

Eunmi stifled her laughter and went back to reading her magazine. Jaejoong tried to focus on everything else besides food.

*Okay Jaejoong. Think of something else.

Like Rainbows! Or the new iphone! Your DSLR! Your friends!

Yunho! So charismatic! Yoochun! So Romantic! Junsu! So Cute! Changmin! So food-crazy!

food-crazy food-crazy food-crazy.. AHHHHHHHH! I NEED FOOD!!!*

Jaejoong gulped. *Jaejoong in such times, your man's pride is nothing. Throw it away. Food is more important.*

"Ahem erted Gangster sshi." Jaejoong said politely.

"What?" Eunmi shot him an annoyed look.

"Ugh I was wondering if I could... you know..." Jaejoong stuttered. "GET MY PACK OF PEANUTS BACK!"

Eunmi froze for a few seconds and burst into laughter.

"HAHAHA I knew you'd regret it!"She laughed. "HEHE but NO!"

"WHAT? But it was mine at first!" Jaejoong protested.

"But you gave it to me. So its mine now." Eunmi said. "Shut up now or I'll punch your junior."

Jaejoong glared at her but said nothing.

*Food is more important than my pride. But my JUNIOR is the most important!!! WAAH!*

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Gosh I don't know why I'm focusing on Jaejoong JUNIOR AGAIN!!!! AHHHH!

Trust me I'm not such a ertic person!!1

But well it just turned out that way. HEHE

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