Ace the ing Alpaca

Goddess's Oneshot CHRISTMAS GIFT

1. Username: Chjuar17
 2. Featuring male idol(s): EXO's Kris
 3. Featuring OC: Kim Chloe
 4: Plot: Chloe and Kris decide to have a stay- home movie date at Kris's house. During the movie, Chloe hopes that Kris and her can cuddle, but instead Kris cuddles with Ace, his favorite stuffed priate Alpaca. Throughout the date, Chloe finds that somehow the stuffed animal would get in the way of Chloe trying to have skinship with Kris and Kris is totally oblivious until Chloe blows up in annoyance.
5: Genre: Comedy & Romance
 6: Title: Ace the ing Alpaca!

 

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"Have you got the popcorn ready?" Kris asked, his voice distant from another room.

"Coming!" Chloe hollered, grabbing the bowl of popcorn from the microwave and adding caramel generously, knowing that Kris liked his popcorns exceptionally sweet.

She was over at her boyfriend's luxury apartment for a Saturday night stay home movie date. She liked moments like these when she could spend time with him and only him, without any of the other ing Exo boys around.

The most irritating out of them all had to be Sehun because he was so dense, he couldn't take a hint. Whenever the couple finally had some alone time together, Sehun would randomly appear, complaining that he was hungry or tired or whatever and Kris had to take care of the maknae.

That baby.

In contrast to going out to fancy restaurants to dates, Chloe preferred it this way, keeping things at home. There weren't other people to judge how she dressed and no female waitresses ogling over Kris, whichi irritated her every single time.

Chloe grabbed the bowl of popcorn and two bottles of coke, jogging over to the the theatre room. Yes, Kris even had a theatre room. She didn't know why he bothered working so hard to be a super star when he already had so much money. And this house in Korea was his third property, so to speak.

"I'm here." Chloe announced, plopping on the red velvet couch. She grinned slyly, picking the narrowest and most squishy couch of all, in hope that there would be some skinship moments during the movie. Everyone knew that when couples watched movies, they didn't watch movies.

Like huh?

But yeah it was an unsaid rule of society. Watching movies was a time for cuddling, sometimes kissing and making out. It was really enjoyable, Chloe couldn't help but think.

Kris slid the disk into the player and jogged back to her. "Wolf Boy, I just got the disk. I hope you haven't watched it."

"Nope." Chloe shook her head, smiling. Kris was about to settle into the couch with her when he suddenly straightened. "Wait, I forgot something." he promptly went out of the room.

Chloe scratched her head, wondering what he forgot. This was her first movie date with Kris at his home and she couldn't help but feel immensely excited for it.

Chloe watched the front few minutes of the movie before Kris came back. She glanced at him with a smile and turned back to the movie. Until her brain finally realized what she just saw and she blinked, returning her gaze to him again.

The duizhang of EXO-M, the charming ice man oozing with charisma and looking like he walked out of a manga...the very same duizhang, he was holding onto his stuffed toy Alpaca, which he named as Ace.

Chloe initially thought he got it for her to hug, but instead as Kris settled down beside her, he began cuddling with the darn stuffed toy animal instead. Chloe's jaw dropped and she promptly closed it before Kris saw her reaction.

LIKE WHUT DA HELL WOS HE DOIN?

Chloe frowned, popping a popcorn into . She leaned over to him and passed the bowl of popcorn. "Here, babe." her fingers brushed his, leaving lingering touches.

Kris didn't notice. He smiled an absent-minded smile and grabbed the bowl, popping the snack into his mouth. Since eating with the stuffed animal in his arms was proving to be a little difficult, Chloe hoped with all her heart that he would throw that stuffed animal somewhere else.

Instead, Kris put Ace on the couch, between them in a sitting position, as if the darn thing was even alive.

Chloe purposely sat closer so that there wouldn't be space for the animal and Kris frowned. "Baby, can you move over so that Ace has space to sit?"

OH YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, KRIS WU.

Chloe moved over reluctantly, cursing her boyfriend under her breath fluently. How dare he choose the toy over her!

Kris patted Ace's head and the stuffed animal smiled stupidly back at it's handsome owner. Chloe rolled her eyes, wanting to dig those glassy eyeballs out of that ball of cotton. Kris ate the popcorn and watched the movie in interest, occasionally caressing the top of Ace's head and patting it.

Chloe didn't want to lose to a stuffed animal and she opened one bottle of coke. "Babe, have a drink." she leaned over to him, squishing Ace between them.

Kris didn't make a move to take the bottle, but instead, pushed her away and cuddled Ace. "Poor Acieee~" he cooed. He shot Chloe a look. "You squished him."

Chloe gaped. "Well sorry about that but I just wanted to pass you your drink." Kris cleared his throat, making a face. "It's okay baby. I'm not thirsty."

"Well I am." Chloe harrumped, gulping the coke. She winced as the gas bubbled in but ignored it, too pissed to care. They watched the movie in silence, watching as Song Joong Ki and Park Bo Young interacted.

Kris swayed side to side, grabbing Ace's paw and making stupid actions, laughing to himself.

Chloe felt her anger boiling and she couldn't take it any longer. She reached her limits.

Chloe burst up from her seat, the bowl of popcorn flipping over from her lap and popcorn littering the carpeted floor around her. Kris yelped in surprise, leaning away from her and gaping at her in surprise. "What the- baby what are you doing?"

Chloe glared at him and narrowed her eyes at the darn stuffed toy animal in her boyfriend's arms. That was supposed to be her!!! And look at that stupid smile on Ace's face, it was laughing at her wasn't it?

"Am I your girlfriend or is Ace your girlfriend?" Chloe roared, stabbing her finger in kris's chest. "Why the heck are you cuddling that stuffed animal instead of me?"

"The stuffed animal is called Ace." Kris patted Ace's head.

Chloe rolled her eyes and bent down to take her bag. "Next time you want me here for a movie date, get rid of that darn toy before I come. Or I'm not coming." she stalked off angrily, smoke already coming out from her ears and nose.

Kris promptly ran after her, absolutely puzzled. "Baby." he grabbed her arm. "Are you telling me that you're jealous over a soft toy?"

Chloe turned to look at her, her scowl deepening when she saw that he still had Ace in his arms when he ran after her. "YES!" she burst out. "Why the hell does Ace get to enjoy more skinship with than me?"

And then Kris laughed, throwing Ace over his head carelessly and it fell on the floor with a soft thud. He pulled Chloe to him and circled his arms around her. "Babo. Ace is a toy, but you're the one I love."

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Kris's eyes twitched and he tried focusing on the movie.

"Baby, you want popcorn?" he asked Chloe, his voice gruff.

Chloe didn't look at him as she cuddled her own stuffed animal, a Bambi deer. "Oh it's okay, I'm not hungry." she played with the Bambi merrily, ignoring her boyfriend.

Kris clenched his fists. Oh that freaking Bambi.

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expected
#1
please come back author-nim! T-T I love these xD
jiminisbae123 #2
soooo cuuuuuteeeee
A12345 #3
Chapter 1: So cuteeeeee
Neonlights92
#4
Chapter 24: Now Kris know how his girlfriend was feeling when he only cuddle with ace ^^
Neonlights92
#5
Chapter 18: Jealous Jae is so cute!
Neonlights92
#6
Chapter 5: Such a bunch of y boys! I wouldn't mind having them as my best friends ^^
RealisticOptimist
#7
Chapter 89: Will you do this again this year? :)
exoramen #8
Is it open or close now ? I really wanna reqest a fic
sehunomg #9
Chapter 37: I love all Baekhyun and IU's story~~~
sehunomg #10
Chapter 36: I really love Baekhyun's Tutor story. Well, Baek and IU is my bias after all and I found this story is too cute for a god's sake personally I want period fic about it. nononono