L slapped his hand on the desk as he stood up. "NO FREAKING WAY. G-DRAGON?!" Yunho nodded. "WAE?! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, WHY G-DRAGON?!" L took a deep breath and calmly sat down. "Are you sure that it's all true?"

Yunho nodded. "~~~~ told me herself that she remembers a cousin called Jiyong."

"So?"

"G-Dragon's real name is Kwon Jiyong."

"Yeah but-" L stopped when he realized G-Dragon's surname.

Kwon.

"Kwon.." L said under his breath.

"Yes, Kwon. Besides, Kwon Jiyong isn't a common name." L slowly nodded, *So G-Dragon really is ~~~~'s cousin. He's her cousin from her dad's side, hence her surname.* "Hyung! I remember Dongwoo saying that he overheard Teen Top saying something about 'killing two birds with one stone', and G-Dragon finally being able to claim something."

"He's going for the club." L raised an eyebrow. "He wants my club. He's going to kidnap ~~~~ to get my club."

Being the slow person L was, he didn't get what Yunho was saying. "Hyung, can you say that in Korean please?"

"Oh. Sorry L. G-Dragon wants my club." L nodded. "So he's probably going to kidnap ~~~~ to get it. He's my arch enemy, and L.Joe doesn't like you, so he's obviously going to get L.Joe to help kidnap ~~~~."

"Ooh." L nodded in understanding. "So, how is he killing two birds with one stone?"

"Theres the one bird because ~~~~ is my cousin. But the second bird..." Yunho furrowed his eyebrows.