Summary: Today, Sehun does things.

Sehun turns to Chanyeol who's busy texting someone. He glances over and sees that it's Jinah.

He gasps to himself and looks away.

Why would Boss—uh, Chanyeol— be texting Jinah?

Also, wasn't she pregnant?

He gasps again.

What if Chanyeol got her pregnant?

What about the spirit guy? The psychic? Taehyung? Did he know his girlfriend was pregnant?

He probably knew before it was even conceived that she was pregnant!

Sehun puts a hand to his lips.

Hmm...

Maybe it's best to ask.

"Hey, why're you texting Jinah?"

"Why're you looking over at my phone?" Chanyeol shoots back.

"Oop— Uh, I just saw. Accidentally. I was gonna ask you something but—"

"Ask it," Chanyeol says, keeping his eyes on the phone.

"Oookay! So, you're not, like, an expecting father, right?"

This time, Chanyeol actually raises his head and throws him a look...

Sehun kinda wishes Chanyeol's couch was, uh... longer.

"Why would I be expecting?"

Okay, so he's not a baby daddy.

"Never mind—"

"Tell me."

"I—" ity . "I, uh, needed advice about... my... um, girlfriend. She's pregnant and I'm, uh, expecting, soooo... Yeah."

Chanyeol looks floored. "Are you ing serious?"

Sehun laughs, trying to avoid his eyes. "Well, I just started playing Sims 3 and, I left it alone for a while but my, um, sim Sehunnie woohoo-ed the neighbor."

"I thought you were being serious." Chanyeol goes back to leaning into the couch, eyes glued on the phone. "I was about to call you a ing idiot."

"Oh, no. Just me and my household of sims... Me, Jonginnie... and our dog, Noodles."

Chanyeol snorts. "How romantic," he mutters.

Sehun chuckles, shaking his head. "Nooooo, bro. It's just, like, our house where we, uh, do gardening and cooking. Sometimes we order pizza and woohoo—Oh! Not with each other! Nah, that's not for us, we're just roommates. We woohoo other people."

Glancing over at Sehun, Chanyeol scoffs at the idea. "Okay." He's not convinced but whatever. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] So he was texting Jinah??? :(

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹 ] Yeah but it's okay! It's probably nothing.

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] I know

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] But hearing that makes me feel bad...

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] Nooo... Don't say that! Chanyeol says she's pregnant!

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] pregnant???

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] yeah!

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] who's the dad???

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] Her boyfriend! Taehyung the Psychic millionaire!

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] oh, tell her congratulations!

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] I will if I see her!

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] okay!

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] How are things with Jonginnie? Did you tell him yet?

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] no he's been hung up on someone else :/

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] but it's ok we're still a thing on sims

[ From: Baekhyunnie ] Don't give up!!!

[ From: Sehunnie 🐹] ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

"So I met someone at work the other day."

"Bro!" Sehun puts a hand on Jongin's shoulder, making him almost drop his croissant. "That's great! I think friendship's a beautiful thing. Speaking of friendship, I feel like we–"

But Jongin interrupts him. "I'm going on a date with him this Friday!"

Sehun almost chokes on his milk. That would've been embarrassing to do inside the Milk n' Croissant café.

"That's awesome!" Shaking Jongin's by his shoulder, Sehun woot-woots. "I'm so happy for you! I didn't know you liked guys, but okay! If I had known, I wouldn't have tried to set you up with all those tiddies! Should've found you some snakes! SSSssss! Slither slither!"

Note to self: delete sims game.

Jongin awkward nods, laughing. "Yeaaah. Slither slither."

That night, Sehun starts a new sims game.

His household includes Sehunnie and a new girl dog, Vivian.

No bros in this house.

No bros.

A/n: some fluff in between all the angst

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