Merry Early Christmas 

In a galaxy far far away, like really far away. The new jedi master, Master Jun along with his ten minions, he was going to fight his nemesis, the dark lord Kevin and his army of storm alpacas.

“Mom what are you narrating?” Minseok ask his father that was warring ropes that looked like he was a jedi knight. Junmyeon just smiles at his kids that were cutely dressed as chibi troupers.

“Im narrating our story, now we’re going to have so much fun.” He said smiling brightly.

“Mom what are we supposed to do?” Baekhyun asked curiously while playing with his toy lightsaber.

“We’re going to defeat Darth Vader!” Junmyeon answered excited while pointing to the black figure on the other side of the play room with an army of plushie troopers, specifically alpacassos.

“You mean dad?” Luhan said staring at his “mom” as if he was crazy.

“Exactly he’s evil.” Junmyeon explained excited.

“But you’re the one that forced daddy to wear that suit.” Kyungsoo said while adjusting his helmet.

“It’s for fun, sweetie.”

“So we get to hit daddy’s precious plush collection. Sounds like fun to me.” Jongdae said smiling his feline smile excited.

“But Dad will kill us if we break Ace.” Tao mumbled worried.

“Don’t worry mini jedi knights, this is war.” Junmyeon said excited while turning on his pale blue toy lightsaber.

“Mom’s crazy.” Sehun said staring at his “mom”, judging him a bit.

“Yeah he is but after this we’ll get fried chicken.” Jongin said excited.

“Now children shush Darth Vader is going to threaten us.” Junmyeon said excited as he played the darth vader theme song on the home theater.

“Do I have to?” Yifan asked while trying to take off the stupid mask he was currently wearing. His husband was well….a nerd. He was a Star Wars fan that collected anything remotely Star wars related, and he was usually dragged with him. Which meant being bored to death by those eternally long movies or weird cosplaying like now. Yifan loved his husband so he usually went along with it. But letting his kids touch his beloved plush collection, was just pushing it.

“Of course you have to, evil dark lord Kevin.” Junmyeon answered as if what Yifan said was the dumbest thing ever.

Yifan sighed, the things he do to keep the peace at home.

“You’ll never defeat me blah blah, I will destroy you blah blah.” Yifan said in the most monotone voice.

“Now kids we have to destroy them!!! Fight!!!” Junmyeon yelled while changing the Darth Vader theme to the battle theme.

“Finally!!” Jongdae yelled as he ran towards one of the plushies and started hitting it with his toy lightsaber. His Brothers followed soon after.

“Im so proud of them.” Junmyeon said while putting one hand over his heart.

When no one was looking Yifan hid Ace in the nearby closet to avoid his favorite plush to suffer the effects of war

Chanyeol and Baekhyun would kill the alpacas I mean troupers using teamwork. Sehun and Tao would just hit them repeatedly with their toy lightsabers. Jongdae seemed to be the most into it, acting as if he was avenging something, looking like some cat smile warrior samurai. Kyungsoo was aggressively punching the plushies nonstop while Jongin “helped”. Luhan was playing more with the lightsaber than actually attacking the “enemy”. And Minseok just filmed the whole thing to for “personal reasons”.

“Whats going on?” Yixing asked confused as he saw his brothers attacking his father’s beloved plush collection. “I guess I should heal them with my powers.” The boy said as he started picking up and helping all the fallen alpacas.

“Guys!! XingXing is helping the dark side!! He’s on their side!!”Baekhyun yelled as he saw his older brother help.

“We have to stop him!” Chanyeol yelled and all of them went to stop Yixing from helping the “Dark side”.

Meanwhile the powerful jedi knight Lord Jun was about to start his intense one on one battle with the evil dark lord Kevin.

“Seriously? Do we have to fight?” Yifan complained.

“Of course we have to fight we’re enemies! Now fight me.” Jun said as he his lightsaber.

Yifan sighed and his lightsaber and started “fighting” with his husband which was more like him just putting the toy and halfhearted putting it up and down. After a few minutes, Yifan got bored and let him get stabbed by his husband.

“Oh no I’m dead.” Yifan said as he fell down and faked dying.

“We did it!! We won!!” Junmyeon exclaimed happily and the kids imitated his cheers.

“Now we can have chicken!!!!!!” Jongin exclaimed happily.

“Yeah!!!!” the kids cheered as Junmyeon called Jinki’s chicken to order the food.

“Chicken and star wars are not my style.” Yifan mumbled as he laid on the floor.