Baekhyun's POV

The sound of someone snoring woke me up. And as soon as I opened my eyes, Sooji's sleeping and snoring face greeted me.

Oh dear sweet bacons.

Sooji snores?

How unfeminine.

“You must really be tired from watching Dora.” I smirked and sat up to observe her. Why did I agree to marry her? She snores, she watches Dora, she yelled at me last night, she’s bossy, she’s weird, she’s mean and most of all she’s a .

But last night, she was improving.

I know I was very noisy last night, not to mention scandalous but I'm very observant. Observant to the point that I saw her help Suho hyung pick up the items Chanyeol swept, through my peripheral view. And she even paid for the bill. I wonder how much it cost her, considering that we were thirteen monstrous eaters. Minus one, because she ate so slowly.

However,  to me, she’ll remain to be a . Forever.

“.” I stuck my tongue out at her.

She shifted her position and slowly opened her eyes. She furrowed her eyebrows and rubbed her eyes before using her hand to slap me.

Your POV

When my eyes fluttered open, the sun blinded my sight. It was really really bright, well, not until a head blocked the sun. Byun Baekhyun's head to be exact. Wait... Byun Baekhyun's head? And I'm in the bed. How the hell did I end up here?

I did turn the television off last night, right?

I rubbed my eyes and slapped his cheek. It looks really fluffy, so it’s fun to slap.

“What am I doing here?” I asked him and sat up, “Didn’t I make it clear to you that you’re not supposed to get out of the room until I say so?”

“Whoa there, woman. You’re not even going to ask me what happened last night?” He smirked.

What last night?

“As if you’d take advantage of me. You’re a coward.” I scoffed and crossed my arms, “Now… why did you bring me in here?”

“Why wouldn’t I? This is your room too, right, yeobo?” He grinned at me, putting an emphasis on the word yeobo.  I cringed.

Right, he’s my husband now.

Ew.

I married a dog.

“I’m going to lock you in here.” I squinted my eyes at him and got off the bed.

“Oh no you wouldn’t, Dora.” He chuckled and I stopped from walking into the bathroom.

DABERDBRAIN DID HE JUST SAY???? DORA? SDFJGKFJJTJETJASFEF

I turned around and glared at him. “What about Dora?”

“Grab your back pack! Let’s go! Jump in, VAMONOS!” He danced as if he was imitating someone and got off the bed.

“Yah!” I glared at him.

He shrugged and casually entered the bathroom. I charged onto him and pinned him on the bathroom wall.

“What do you mean about Dora?” I gritted my teeth. “Tell me or I’ll punch your money-making face.”

“Heyyy, don’t me.” He screeched and guffawed. He effortlessly pushed me away and went to the sink to brush his teeth.

“Byun Baekhyun! What did you see last night?” I yelled at him, “YAH! TELL ME NOW OR I’M GETTING YOUR FIRED FROM YOUR JOB!”

“Fsehessf shfine shinfu… fheashy.” He replied in a muffled voice, because he was brushing his teeth. He gargled and smiled at me, “Sooji, you know it’s not hard to admit that you watch Dora. And take a bath, you smell… bad.”

I was walking around the SM building because I had nothing to do at home. Baekhyun had a schedule early morning and I was alone doing nothing. It was really boring and I haven’t even had breakfast.

Everybody, sob!

“Sooji!!!” Someone hollered at me. I turned around and saw Hyoyeon and Hyukjae Eunhyuk walking towards me.

“What do you think about our video, huh?” Eunhyuk sneered at me.

“What video?” I gawked at them. Do they… have a… … video?

“Maxstep!” Hyoyeon wailed and smacked my head, “Don’t tell me you didn’t watch it?”

“Maxstep?” I frowned, “What’s that?”

“Aish… you little!” Eunhyuk glared at me, “Go to your best friends and ask them whatever Maxstep is.”

They left.

“Mean.” I noted and looked for Taemin and Kai. I’m going to ask them whatever Maxstep is. Who knows? That might be my awaited HyoHyuk video!!!!

If the fates were real, I'd assume that they're really not on my side. Guess who got banned from the SM building? You guessed it right. Me. The Lee Sooji, daughter of the LEE fricking SOOMAN.

I got banned because of Kyuhyun. It's all his fault. If he didn't show up in front of me when I was about to visit Taemin in his practice room to ask about Hyoyeon and Eunhyuk's Maxstep Video, I wouldn't agree to scare off people with him. Oh yes, me and Kyuhyun- trolling duo.

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong from scaring people especially today, because it's freaking Halloween. It's part of the halloween norm to scare people. Just like the norm of fooling people on April Fools, giving gifts and singing carols on Christmas, fireworks on New Years, chocolates on Valentine's Day and White's Day, seaweed soup on birthdays and candles on All Soul's Day. What's so wrong about scaring people on Halloween?

TRICK OR TREAT.

It was fun okay, not until Changmin runs around, screaming and reporting me and Kyuhyun to my father.

That got me banned.

"What am I going to do in this hellhole?" I pulled my hair in frustration and looked around my bed room. Me and Baekhyun's bedroom. I'm home alone because that dog's busy with a schedule.

Soon, I found myself waiting for him to answer my call. I can't take this anymore. I really need to do something.

"Hello? Sooji?"

"Thank God, you answered. I'm really bored." I groaned and threw myself on the bed, "Help me."

"But I have a schedule with the stylist today." He reasoned out, "I won't be home until 8."

I don't need you. I just need your help.

"How about, you tell me your dorm's password so I can borrow your computer?" I sneered. Unfortunately for me and Baekhyun, we don't have a computer in our house. I do have a laptop, but it's at my parents' house and I can't get out of this building because my father hired guards to make sure I'm not stepping out of this ugly building.

, right?

"No way."

"Yes way. Come on, I'm not going to do anything silly. I can't get out of this building, so I'll just visit your dorm." I tried to convince him. Boredom kills. "I'm really bored here, Baek. You just have to tell me the password. Nothing would hurt."

"What if your burn the dorm? Where wou--"

"Silly, that wouldn't happen. I won't cook."

"Alright. 0408." He sighed, "Don't do anything silly okay? And don't you dare watch Dora on the television and leave your dvd in there. I wouldn't want my group mates to be Dora-fied."

"Shut up." I rolled my eyes and hang up on him. I slipped into a pair of slippers and got out of our unit. It took me awhile before I reached Exo's dorm because I didn't know what number their unit is. So, I tried the password on each door until I found the right one.

When I logged in to their computer, I quickly went through youtube and searched for the HyoHyuk's Maxstep video. I realized, it wasn't only the two of them. They were with four other people. When the video started, my eyes immediately found and recognized Luhan.

'Ah ha! Neon nareul jageukhaji, up and down...' (AH-HA You’re provoking me? UP AND DOWN!)

HOLY QUACKING DUCKS.

He looks like a baby that I would really keep in my pocket. He looks so cute. I gasped. So this is what he has become. A cute little bunny trying to be fierce on the video. No offense but, he looks rather cute than fierce.

I blinked.

"What on Earth did I just say?" I blurted, "I lied. Luhan's ugly. I did not say anything about Luhan being cute. Not a word."

I tried to keep my eyes off him and divert it to Kai or Taemin but I'd soon find myself fawning over his dancing figure. Memories of me and him flashed inside my brain and I couldn't help but feel the need of crying. I wish we stayed friends and didn't take our relationship into the boyfriend-girlfriend level that way if he insulted me, it wouldn't matter. Because we're friends.

The fact that my two best friends and my ex-boyfriend is here made me laugh. I missed LeeLuKim, KimLeeLu, LeeKimLu and LuKimLee.

'SPECIALIST HY!'

The reminiscing stopped when Hyoyeon appeared in the video. Oh hot damn. Kim-freaking-Hyo-freaking-Yeon.

"WOW!" My jaw dropped and I fangirl-ed over her royalty. She owned the video. The moment she appeared, everything just focused on her. And everyone looked like they were just back up dancers, except for Luhan. He still caught my eyes. My eyes should really stop seeing Luhan as an eye candy. It's not healthy.

Alright, that's enough.

"Ahh, boring." I banged my head on the keyboard. The fact that I had nothing to do was depressing. And I told Baekhyun, I wouldn't burn this dor-- wait, speaking of, dorm. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"A little scare won't hurt." I grinned and Google-d scary images that would really creep out everyone. Just like that guy passing behind you right now and when you turn your head around, you see his creepy face and scream. I saved one picture of Emily Rose and set it as their desktop wallpaper.

"Ewww..." I cringed, trying to look away from the monitor. 

Baekhyun's POV

I wonder what Sooji is doing at our dorm. I hope she didn't do anything silly. I may not be in the place to say this but, I think she's the person who... never mind.

It was 6:00pm and I had to log in into the fanboard today. Oh well, at least I can communicate with my fans for a while. I looked through their messages and they were really funny. But there's one that caught my eye.

Title: MR. BAEK AND TEDDY BAEK

Name: baekbaek obama

Oyyy, Baekbaek bird brain. Before you sleep, make sure to notice the man in black standing by your bedroom door. Make sure you don't move too much in bed, you might hurt the boy under your blanket. 

By the way, how's the girl inside your cabinet? Still bleeding?

"What the hell?" I gulped, creeped out by the message. This creeped out the whole hell inside me. I couldn't even turn my head around. And the username, I cringed. Of all good usernames out there he or she used that. Why won't they just use their real name? That way I would be able to know at least the name of my fans. "Alright, I'm not going to reply again. Tch... I even wanted to talk to my fans after yesterday."

"Hyung? Are you still in there?" Chanyeol peeked his head through the door, "Ah hyung, let's go home."

No one's POV

You paced around Exo-K's living room, still thinking of good pranks to play on them. You had printed out big pictures of scary people, including the zombie-fied and alien-fied pictures of them and pasted them on random parts of the dorm. There's one on the ceiling, behind each room's door, on the bathroom mirror, near the kitchen sink, inside one of the cupboards, on the couch and on the floor.

"Aish... what else..." You tapped your chin and snapped your fingers, as if they'd give you new ideas.You weren't really good at making pranks, but you got the Halloween vibe and felt the need to scaring off someone. They wouldn't be banning you from Exo-K's dorm, right?

After a few more paces, the door clicked open and D. O. being the first one to enter screamed when he saw you in the living room.

"What are you doing here?" He half-yelled, "You're supposed to be upstairs. Baekhyun's heading there right now."

"Oh he is?" You laughed awkwardly and ran out of their dorm. "Okay bye."

"Bye Sooji!!!" The others waved goodbye to you before entering the dorm.

"AHHHH OMMA OMMA! OMMA! WHAT IS THIS???" D. O. screamed as soon as he saw a big poster of his zombie face near the kitchen sink.

"Yaaah!" Chanyeol jumped out of the couch after seeing Emily Rose's picture.

"Holy mother of Kim Jongin." Kai screeched when he saw a creepy picture in the bathroom. He was supposed to pee but the picture was staring right into his soul.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Suho cringed and ran around the dorm, surprising the other members with his sudden outburst. He saw Mike Myer's horrid picture behind his bedroom door.

"What's so scary hyungs?" Sehun pouted and stared at the pictures. "Don't they look cute?"

"Hi Baek." You greeted him when you got in your unit. Upon noticing his new haircut, you guffawed and doubled over. "What happened to your hair? Did you upset your stylist?"

"I did not." Baekhyun crossed his arms, "Kai's haircut is worse."

"Did everyone got their hair cut?" You widened your eyes, "I didn't notice. Maybe because they were wearing a hoodie. Oh well, Baekhyun, you're pretty vocal about it, huh?"

"I look handsome in whatever hairstyle so there's nothing to hide." Baekhyun smirked and you threw a pillow at him. "Owww... anyway, what did you do in our dorm?"

"I watched a video." You deadpanned. "I'm hungry."

"Go cook." Baekhyun rolled his eyes, "What video?"

"Why do you care? And I don't know how to cook okay?"

"And you dare to be a wife... ch."

"Excuse me, being your wife wasn't my decision okay." You flicked his forehead. Sometimes, Baekhyun was a little too conceited that you'd want to cut his tongue off. "Why don't you cook for me?"

"And wh-" Baekhyun was cut off when his phone rang. He quickly answered it, "Hello?"

"Baek! Y-your w-wi-wife..." Suho panted.

Baekhyun furrowed his eyebrows and looked at you. "What about Sooji?"

"What about me?" You pointed your thumb to yourself but you knew what it is about. You mentally laughed and rolled like a rolling pin.

Suho continued speaking on the other line and it was obvious that Baekhyun was disappointed. They continued talking and all Baekhyun did was shake his head, nod his head or say some incoherent words. When the call was through,  he shook his head and said, "Why did you do that?"

"Why did I do what?" You asked him back.

"Sooji..."

"What?"

"Aish... fine. I'm not going to cook." Baekhyun snickered, "I was thinking of cooking you samgyeopsal but seems like you're not interested."

"Wait, I didn't say I'm not interested." You pouted and ran to him, "Cook me food, please. Baekhyun, please?"

"I won't cook you food unless you tell me why you printed out scary pictures and p-"

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" You beamed at him and plopped yourself onto the couch, getting busy with your phone. "Hurry up, Baekhyun. My stomach's growling."

"Ugh... whatever." Baekhyun rolled his ees and proceeded to the kitchen. "Seems like I'm not a husband here but a cook..."

"Message sent." You muttered and snuggled closer to the bolster on the couch. You took the remote from the table, turned the television on and flipped through the channels and stopped when Pororo flashed on the screen.

'I love to play all day. Come join me all my friends. Always happy, as can be Little Penguin, Pororo.

Snow covered wonderland. Make way for Pororo. Always happy as can be. Everyday a new adventure waits for me.'

"Call for him my little penguin," You sang along ang bobbed your head as if your favorite song was playing. "Porong porong porong porong porong porong porong porong Poro-"

"Shut that crap! What the hell did you just messaged me?" Baekhyun yelled, standing in front of you, one hand on his hip the other one showing you his phone that had your text message. "Why are you sending me creepy text messages?"

"Happy Halloween!" You grinned and pushed him aside to continue singing along with the Pororo commercial but it was finished. You frowned and pointed to the television, "Look it ended! I hate you Baekhyun!"

"WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THIS?" He shouted, "Were you the one in the fanboard?"

"Well... err..." You played with your fingers, "Did you see my message?"

"Oh no, I didn't. That's why I'm freaking creeped out as hell because I did not read those creepy messages you sent me. How thoughtful of you my beloved wife."

You smiled widely at him and took his phone to read:

From: Dora Rat Killer

An old man lived alone with his dog. Every night, he would ask the dog to his hand as he goes to sleep. One night, when he was in the middle of his sleep he heard a dripping sound. He woke up, checked the shower if he left it open but it was tightly closed. So he went back to his bed, asked his dog to his hand and slept.

After an hour or so, the dripping sound came back. He woke up, checked the faucet but it was tightly closed. He shook his head, walked back to bed, asked the dog to his hand and slept.

Then, the dripping sound came back. He woke up, really mad. The sound continued so he decided to follow the sound. It lead him to the garage, only to see his dog hanging on the ceiling, with blood dripping, and his head on the floor. 

He gasped. 

Who was his hand?

BOO!

A/N: HOHOOHOHOHOHO That didn't creep you out right? I tried but I know it failed so yeah... XDXD Happy Halloween guys. I'm actually out of town right now but I couldn't help but update so here you go. About Exo-K's new hair... it's really bad. Except Chanyeol. I was fangirling over Chanyeol's hair. He looked asdfghjkl nfibdfbfw so handsome!!!! 

And have you guys heard of what Exo-M's manager did? Not sure but I heard that he slapped a fan in front of Tao, kicked the gifts from the fans, had Chen on economy class instead of business class. :((( This is really saddening.

@ParkHeeRa: MAXSTEP T____T They look so awesome!!! I think I spazzed enough on the story, well except for the others hohhoho. But dsuvfiwebfiwbf they were really great. I died during the video lmao. XD WOOHOO BAEKYEOL HUNHAN!!! pero KAISOO talaga akoo super KAISOO! <333

@Nicole-: Hey... Dora's cute you know :D Loveable? Really? Awwwww... you're cute :3 thank you

@pandagirl753: WAHAHHAA Now I have Pororo. Lol I think I'm adding too much cartoons in the story. Sorry. I got the vibe because my sister kept watching cartoons -____-

@Ryeowooklove: I agree with you. Up to now, I still answer Dora's questions. In sarcastic ways, though. ^^

@an0nymous: WHATEVER ABBIE I SHIP KAISOO! It's the most adorable pairing ever!!! I mean, I didn't really like Kai before but because of KaiSoo I learned to like him. WAAA KAISOO!! And eww Abbie, I don't write ! DORA IS ONE FINE TRAVELLER! Better than Marco Polo :P HAHAHHAA no babies, yet!!!

@pinkie: Awww.., you think so??? YAAAAY! 

@sunflee_: hahaha hello :D maybe because you were busy or what hohoho