SPECIAL EDITION
Compilation of you having a bonding time with Bangtan

Jungkook: I can do a handstand *do a handstand*
You: *do a handstand too*
Jungkook: I have gold medals for 100m sprints *show off his gold medals*
You: *show off your gold medals for gymnastics*
Jungkook: I have abs *lift his shirt*
You: *lift your shirt too*
Jungkook: URGH WHAT DO I HAVE THAT YOU DON’T
Jungkook:
Jungkook: *look down to his pants**looks at you*
You:
Jungkook:
You: That doesn’t count

Taehyung: what’s your fear
You: I’m not stupid, Tae
Taehyung: why aren’t you telling me?
You: Okay, I’ll tell you mine and you’ll tell me yours
Taehyung: I have no fear. I have no weaknes-
You: Jungkook’s kinda hot, you know. And, I kinda like him so maybe I’m going to confess-
Taehyung: NO BASTARD HE’S MINE LAY A FINGER ON HIM AND I’LL BREAK YOU TO PIECES
You: Found it

You: Hey Joonie
Namjoon: Yes honey
You: How much do you spend on editing your vlogs?
Namjoon: 8123 seconds
Taehyung: What the hell? Can you just convert it to-
You: Oh you mean 2 hours 15 minutes and 23 seconds?
Taehyung:
Other members:
Taehyung: I should’ve just shut my mouth, innit

Hoseok: Have everyone knew about it already?
You: About us?
Hoseok: Yeah. They must be really excited to know. You’re going to be the best partner I’ve ever had.
Jimin: I’M SORRY BUT WHAT IS THIS? ARE YOU TRYING TO DATE THIS GIRL? I MEAN, YEAH, CONGRATS, I AM EXCITED TO KNOW THIS. I WISH BOTH OF YOU A GODDAMN HAPPY, JOYFUL LI-
Hoseok: Wait, what are you talking about?
Jimin: IT’S OKAY, HYUNG. YOU CAN SPILL THE BEANS. I HEARD IT ALREADY. BEST PARTNERS, YEAH, OF COURSE YOU ARE.
Hoseok: We mean dance partners, for the collab project.
Jimin:
Hoseok:
You:
Hoseok: Are you jealous?
Jimin: NO I’M NOT

You: Yoongi
Yoongi: What
You: Thank you
Yoongi: For giving you all Jimin’s original recordings of his covers?
You:
Yoongi:
You: And for not telling anyone about this.
Yoongi: Oh God help me

Jin: How does a penguin builds its house?
You: Penguin can’t build a house.
Jin: I know but-
You: It doesn’t need to build any though. They just need to find shelter that is naturally built up like islands and icebergs that can provide them food and other basic necessities for their species.
Jin: No, I’m trying to make dad j-
You: I mean like people always thought that penguins only live in cold icebergs, but never have they ever watched Surf Up, where the penguins live in tropical islands?
Jin: I forget that she’s Namjoon’s sister, that’s why.

Jimin: Hey! Why do you never use honorifics with us?
You: I still talk to you formally, just without addressing you oppa.
Jimin: Why?
You: It’s cringey (srsly, i’ll really cringe if i have to write oppa even though i should)
Jimin:
You:
You: Looks like you’re expecting something
Jimin: No no don’t call m-
You: Jimin-
Jimin: DON’T
You: Oppa ?
Jimin: *blush really hard* I SAID NO

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