“Your sister is getting married?” You questioned, stepping out of the dressing room. 

“Yeah and I’ll need a date for the wedding” He told you glancing up from his phone once checking the LV dress up and down. “You look like a broomstick, next.”

Even if Jongdae was right about that, you can’t but to felt a bit hurt in your pride. Seriously does anyone in Exo know how to let a girl down gently? The more you hang out with them, the more you are giving up on chivalry within humanity.

“Thanks…but.seriously though why me?” You closed the curtain and reluctantly try on the next one they have picked out. “I mean surely there are better choices than me.”

“There is” He was so honest about it too. “but if I bring any of them, my parent will start having ideas. Trust me you are the best choice already.”

“Really how so?” You can’t help but to smile and wonder why Jongdae was so sure of it. That is until you heard what actually he have to say...

“Well for starter your family have no influence whatsoever” He started. “ Your look is pretty average, manner is so-so, personality is completely opposite of my parent type. Beside Exo, no one else know about you.  Really if I bring you to the wedding, no one would see it comin-”

“You want me to help you crash that wedding don’t you?” You interrupted him mid-way, stepping out confidently in a tight black Prada dress. 

“Can you even breathe in that thing?” His eyebrows arched up, looking at the store clerk. “Look here, please find something better than that for her,I need a girlfriend to a wedding not a hooker.”

 Son of a-

“Don’t worry I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want too” He interrupted. “And technically we’re not crashing, if we’re invited. 

You clicked your tongue because of his smart mouth. Really, just why is it that you’d agree to help him in the first place?

“Those flowers are way too pretty, next”

What the hell is that suppose to mean?

“It too red, make you stood out like a sore thumb. ”

He having the time of his life, roasting you doesn’t he?

“Do you feel more like an orange now?”

You were going to kill him. He was even worse than Sehun and Tao combine.

For god sake just pick one already! You don’t have all day for this. You were regretting in helping this son of a-

“Ok, let’s just pick this one. It the most decent out of all them. Not too trashy, fit her well, will look good for the wedding, don’t you think so Minjee?” You really just wanted to slap