“YAH! Kids!” L.Joe called the kids when he entered their dorm.

“WHAT!” they shouted from their separate rooms.

“GET OVER HERE!” L.Joe shouted back. Ouch, my ears… Goodness, do these boys communicate by shouting? Oh wait, all Asians communicate by shouting…

All 5 of the boys appeared in front of me in their boxers. EW. THAT’S DISGUSTING. But hey, Chunji’s got abs~ (A/N: Yes, Chunji really does have abs xD)

“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!” L.Joe covered my eyes and ordered the boys to change. “Who takes off all their clothes right after they come home from school?” I heard him mutter.

Well, shouldn’t you know that they do this? I mean, you live with them. Unless… Actually, I shouldn’t say this. STUPID DIRTY MIND. D:<

The boys soon came out of their rooms after changing into decent clothes. We all then sat down in a circle on the living room floor.

“Hey, C.A.P. Do you like T.O.P?” I jokingly asked.

“NEH! T.O.P IS DAEBAK!” C.A.P put 2 thumbs up. He does know I was joking, right?

“Why is Teen Top called Teen Top?” I asked.

“Teens. On. Top.” L.Joe replied while munching on a cracker.

“Teens on T.O.P?! OMG! You guys are on top of T.O.P?!” I started cracking up… What?! Why are you looking at me weird? Well, be rude.

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Did I say something wrong? What? I was just stating what I thought…

“Noona! You’re so funny!” Ricky started laughing. Finally, someone’s laughing.

Soon the rest of Teen Top got the joke and started laughing.

“So, I heard ChunJoe is real…” I laughed.

“It is.” Chunji wrapped his arms around L.Joe. OH NO HE DID NOT…

“EW. I’M NOT GAY!” L.Joe yelled, again.

“L’s gay.” I said while reaching for a cracker.

“Well, L’s gay because Sungjong somehow turned him gay.” L.Joe said.

“And you would know because…” I raised a brow.

“Because L’s my second cousin.”

“MWOH?!”

L, the gay guy, is L.Joe, the hottie’s second cousin?! But, they’re so… Actually, I see the resemblance. They both look like girls. Wait, so if I looked like a guy, would I become a queenka? Hey, it makes sense. If the kingkas are supposed to look girly, then queenkas are supposed to look manly, right? Then, I could become a queenka easily. MWAHAHA. I shall play god as well. *smirks*

“Noona’s smirking. What is she going to do? Wait, is she A PEDO NOONA?!” Changjo started running around.

“WHAT THE FUDGE?! HOW AM I A PEDO NOONA?!” These kids make me mad. If I’m a pedo noona, then you’re a girl. Hahahahahaha, XY chromosome mystery.

~Yeah… See what I’m trying to say baby? It’s your love, plus my love, SUPA LUV~ You know you want it. How dat sound? Hahaha…~

I should really change my phone’s ringtone. Teen Top now officially thinks I’m a creeper.

“Yobosaeyo?~”

“NOONA! WHERE ARE YOU?!”

“Sungjong, calm your non-existent balls.”

“MWOH?!”

“Oh wait, I meant non-existent chest, but yeah, why do you want to know?”

“Because you missed today’s lesson.”

“Oh, well right now. I’m about to get by 6 grown men. They are now undressing themselves.” I’m such a good liar.

“Oh, so you’re with Teen Top?”

“Who said I was with Teen Top?”

“6 grown men, and also, I hear Chunji in the background.”

“Whatever.”

“I’m going to pick you up, I’m bringing L.”

“Okay. Bye~”

“Bye noona~”

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“The doorbell rang.” I said while eating, again.

“CHUNJI, GET THE DOOR.” C.A.P pointed at the door.

“SHIRO. L.JOE, GET THE DOOR.” Chunji pointed at L.Joe.

“WHY ME?! NIEL, GET THE DOOR.” L.Joe pointed at Niel.

“WHAT?! NO! RICKY, GET THE DOOR.” Niel pointed at Ricky.

“NO WAY! CHANGJO, GET THE DOOR.” Ricky pointed at Changjo.

“GET THE DOOR YOURSELF, FATTY!” Changjo kept eating.

Ricky sighed in defeat and went to get the door. Hah, good job Changjo.

“Oh, hi Sungjong… and gay boy.” Ricky greeted the two at the door.

“Oh, it’s Sungjong and L?” L.Joe walked to the door. “Long time no see, gay boy.”

“Indeed it has been a long time, Poodle.”

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Character Corner:

HyunAe: Woah. I sense some rivalry...

L: SHUT UP.

L.Joe: Just because you don't like girls doesn't mean you have to be mean to them... 

Sungjong: I know, right?!

HyunAe: MWAHAHA

L: YOU'RE A FREAKING MAN THOUGH.

HyunAe: Oh, so you like me?

L: No, I didn't mean it that way...

HyunAe: Then what? *smirks*

L: UGH. GIRLS ARE CONFUSING.

HyunAe: Which is why you're gay, right?

L: .......

Sungjong, L.Joe, and HyunAe: MWAHAHAHA

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