SOSHI ON CRACK

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Girls Generation is not a part of kpop, they have their own pop, it's called gaypop.

 

         

           

 

 

 

Foreword

 

 

LIST OF SHITS TO READ
INTRO
CH1. TAEYEON "omo omo omo" 
CH2. JESSICA "jiggle jiggle wow" 
CH3. SUNNY "she's your bewbs surgeon" 
CH4. TIFFANY "i suddenly don't know taeyeon" 
CH5. HYOYEON "eta terangkanlah~"
CH6. YURI "triggered yul" 
CH7. SOOYOUNG "turns out the girl is yoona"
CH8. YOONA "she said i look like spider"
CH9. SEOHYUN " why would you eat yourself" 
♦ WELCOME TO THE CHATROOM
CH10. 2 AM TEXT "the lonely ice cube"
CH11. 27+ AREA "fucc off seohyun"
CH12. MATURED "B BRING THE BILLS OUT" 
CH13. GOODBYE "SN5D"
CH14. SNAKEU " we don't even moan ur name"
CH15. OTWHORE "that's because she did too many surgery inside her nostril"
CH16. SEOHYUN&CO "."
CH17. HOEGWARTS "taeyeon this ain't spotify"
CH18. ANNYEONGHASEYO SIS "I got sone chokin' I got sone cryin'
CH19. TAENGSIC "pijja"
CH20. CHOKEDTH "don't do it hoe"
CH21. SOSHIPETS "but i'm savage"
CH22. BOBS "s is a sensitive topic"
CH23. LAW OF THE JUNGLE "espresso patronus"
CH24. HAPPY NUN YEAR "I'll be the less nun"
CH25. IMAGINARY FRIEND "Taetae got scared of yeyeon"
CH26. COLD NOODLES "she sed she's nat gei"
CH27. TWICE SPECIAL "unnie will jump off a cliff for you chewy!" [it's a special chapter y do i get hate for updating a special chapter for another group? i can write what i want if you're offended then go find the exit button]
CH28. NEW MANAGER "I'm wet"
CH29. MEOWLY CYRUS "LET'S KILL IT BIH"
CH30. ACCIDENT "let me chart on your melon tonight!"
CH31. POOR TAE "we have ice cream at home you bastard!"
CH32. RANDOM 1 "ing hot i feel so blue"
CH33. DESPERATE "I hate ball but whatever makes you happy hyunnie"
CH34. GAY GAY GAY "sawadikap your "
CH35. DONGSAENG 1 "your entire existent is already an accident"
CH36. DONGSAENG 2 "oh boy do you believe this situation"
CH37. RANDOM 2 "taeyeon is shaking"
CH38. SOSHI IN PRISON "how's the air in the prison?"
CH39. DESPERATE 2 "so much wow"
CH40. SOSHI ALBUM "soshi upcoming album"
CH41. LIGHTSTICK "hyostickwithyou"
CH42. SONYUH FOREST "she's like seohyun 2.0"
CH43. CHIPS&MOORE "please quit SNSD"
CH44. HOT TEA "irene is shaking"
CH45. CRUSH OR CRUSHED "fresh vajayjay"
CH46. RANDOM 3 "no tea just facts"
CH47. FAMILY "sis you better run"
CH48. RANDOM 4 "over my dead body"
CH49. THERAPIST "the "
CH50. HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT "did sooyoung wants to die?"
CH51. EXAM HALL "liquid paper student"
CH52. BLACKPINK SPECIAL "talk get hit"
CH53. TEASER 
CH54. SOSHI WORLD CUP "I didn't come here to see you order some pizza hut"
CH55. FAINTED "come on yuriyahhh"
CH56. FAINTED 2 "i can't believe this "
CH57. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE "who hurt you "
CH58. BAD DRIVER "i'm going to pack some "
CH59. HARD TO GET "use vaseline"
CH60. DESPERATE 3 "tiffany issa top"
CH61. GOOD  "CALL ME BANANA MILK"
CH62. OH GG "sunny.com"
CH63. EDUCATIONAL "she wants sum milk"
CH64. SHOPPING LIST "fap to your thoughts"
CH65. SUPERMARKET "do you want me to crawl home?!"
CH66. BASEMENT "tequila weed ice blended with mocha"
CH68. PARTY AT JESSICA'S "lingerie with wigs"
CH69. SLAVE "sooyoung needs clorox"
CH70. EXAM HALL 2 "stay pressed"
CH71. TAEYEON'S NEW GIRL "low classed s"
CH72. CHRISTMAS WITH SNSD "i'll bring my girlies"
CH73. SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY "why are you two acting like a granny on a bus with brownies in saran wrap bickering with each other?"
CH74. WTF EVEN IS THIS? "am i and my a joke to you?"
CH75. FASTING "and what bout it sis"
CH76. Q&A EPISODE-JESSICA "my s will do the talking"
CH77. Q&A EPISODE-HYOYEON "weed that lasts 365 days"
CH78. Q&A EPISODE-TAEYEON "me being sandwiched in the middle"
CH79. Q&A EPISODE-YURI "I got instead"
CH80. MICROWAVE CHALLENGE "why is she in your microwave"
CH81. MEET UP "my mom raised me to be honest"
CH82. 12YEARSWITHSNSD "are you three mafias?!"
CH83. PUBG TIME "you need to shimmy shimmy kokostop"
CH84. KINDERGARTEN SOSHI "you're not her daddy yuri"
CH85. SOSHI ON BOARD "I realise that I didn't drink enough"
CH86. TELL ME SOMETHING "clownces and trololol"
CH87. HI "Liar you t me last night"
CH88. 12.12 SHOPEE SALE "stay pressed satan!"
CH89. OWOW "I got no time for your hyena"
CH90. 30 CLUB "unnies i don't wanna be 30"
CH91. HI YALL "seohyuniscancelled2k20"
CH92. GUESS WHO "did i ask for your intellectual opinion"
CH93. YULSIC [SHORT] "kimmy taeyours"
CH94. Q&A EPISODE-YOONA "stan LOONA"

 

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Eris78
#1
Chapter 114: LMFAOOOO
Mustafina
1209 streak #2
Chapter 114: Not Seohyun leaving the chat 🤣🤣
Superman19
#3
Chapter 114: WTH HAPPENED TO YOONIE? The food choices is veryyyyyyy 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
UndefinedCharacter
#4
Chapter 114: She said what she said... 🙇🏻
xDannyKx #5
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#6
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1209 streak #7
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #9
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#10
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶