SOSHI COMEBACK
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHI
Hyoyeon: Hello and good morning welcome to my crib please find your seats and sit the down we're not in ikea
Jessica: um can i go to the bathroom?
Hyoyeon: NO
Jessica: BUT THAT HOE IS THERE HOW COME SHE'S ALLOWED TO AND I'M NOT?!
Hyoyeon: WHO DAT HOE
Jessica: tiffany
Tiffany: bruh why is she not ?!
Jessica: the hell are you talking about tiffy?
Tiffany: sooyoungie! i kept pressing the button but she just walk past me?! the ing audicity!
Jessica: cuz probably the button you're pressing is to turn on the lights stupid
Tiffany: THEN HOW DO I TURN HER ON?!
Yuri: why are you two in the bathroom together?
Sooyoung: taking pictures
Yuri: of what?
Sooyoung: deeznutz
Yuri: damn disgusting
Hyoyeon: tiffany let me tell you this there's millions of ways to turn someone on but there's only two ways to yeet you out of my crib so get back to your seat
Tiffany: two ways? what is it?
Hyoyeon: do you prefer the door or the window?
Tiffany: i prefer the couch ehek XD
Sunny: hyo can i have ice cream?
Hyoyeon: how do you know i have ice cream?
Sunny: you got freezer so you must have ice cream
Hyoyeon: oh it's like you have a so you must have a cat?
Sunny: wtf
Hyoyeon: it's in the oven
Sunny: WHO KEPT ICE CREAM IN THE OVEN
Hyoyeon: i like my ice cream hot and melty
Seohyun: are you psycho?
Hyoyeon: are you talking to the mirror?
Seohyun: damn
Taeyeon: aight come to the living room everyone let's discuss our comeback!
Jessica: okay
Taeyeon: cika why are you here?
Jessica: i'm your sasaeng
Taeyeon: cute
Yoona: okay so what's our concept this time?
Jessica: contemporary and chic
Yoona: sis i mean for snsd comeback not your sunglasses
Jessica: oh
Taeyeon: cute
Tiffany: damn tae is whipped
Taeyeon: shut up ppany
Tiffany: oooohhh
Sooyoung: all right so we're all in our 30's right so let's have the mv 1 minute long only i'm tired
Seohyun: how about we have 5 minutes long mv but have sooyoung unnie only on the thumbnail since she's old and tired?
Yuri: agree she should be the clickbait for more views
Hyoyeon: this but sooyoung?
Yuri: damn right
Yoona: agree with whatever yall plan
Taeyeon: yes
Sunny: what's the title?
Taeyeon: 1 second sooyoung
Tiffany: make it ier
Taeyeon: sooyoung can't last more than 1 second
Yuri: local hag in your mv
Hyoyeon: lololol
Tiffany: mhmm y
Jessica: damn agree
Hyoyeon: we will break record for the most views in the history
Sunny: any idea for the thumbnail pic?
Yuri: this ?
Yoona: yuri unnie i can't be included people won't watch it then!
Yuri: oh sorry this one then?
Taeyeon: yes
Tiffany: divine
Sooyoung: LET ME BREATHE YALL
Tiffany: sorry boo
Sooyoung: I WANNA BE BLONDE
Tiffany: suddenly? why?
Sooyoung: no reasons i just pick the color first so yall can't have it!
Yuri: brunette!
Sunny: PLATINUM BLONDE
Yoona: BLACK
Taeyeon: hold on
Hyoyeon: DARKER BLACK
Taeyeon: why are you guys shouting
Seohyun: ORANGE
Tiffany: EVEN DARKER BLACK!!
Jessica: JESSICA
Seohyun: nice choice of hair color unnir
Jessica: thanks lil
Taeyeon: black
Sunny: no
Tiffany: we have black hair member already
Taeyeon: wtf there's like 3 of you got black hair so why can't i?!
Sooyoung: that's a different shade taeyeon
Taeyeon: yeah so i can have a different shade too
Yuri: no
Sunny: there's only 3 shades of black
Taeyeon: don't be racist
Sunny: i'm talking about hair taeyeon how can i be racist
Yoona: unnie what about green
Jessica: you'll look hot in any color anyways honey
Taeyeon: NO I CAN'T YALL BE TROLLING ME LATER SAYING I LOOK LIKE A DAMN SPRING ONION
Seohyun: how bout blue?
Taeyeon: it doesn't suit my career and personality
Yuri: how about pink?
Taeyeon: i already did it in the past
Hyoyeon: hmm turquoise?
Taeyeon: it's not very aesthetic looking and not instagrammable
Hyoyeon: what the do you want then
Taeyeon: yall see next week
TAEYEON NEXT WEEK
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