DESPERATE 3

GG9

yoona_lim: unnie i heard a cow crying in tae unnie bedroom this morning

yulyulk: yoong please don't be mental yet my brain cells can't process this early

yoona_lim: but unnie it's true it sounds like a cow crying

yulyulk: how does it sounds like?

yoona_lim: meow

yulyulk: i want to say something bad but i don't wanna hurt you

jessica.syj: yoonie sweetie that ain't a cow sound

yoona_lim: then what was it?

jessica.syj: a dog

yulyulk: seriously sica? stop teaching her wrong things she's already dumb!

jessica.syj: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO OUR KID

yoona_lim: i'm not dumb

jessica.syj: no sweetie you're not dumb, you're just a little stupid

yulyulk: THAT'S JUST THE SAME THING

jessica.syj: NO IT'S NOT

sooyoungchoi: hi

yulyulk: YOU SAID SHE'S STUPID AND I CAN'T WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

jessica.syj: ING KWON YURI I HATE YOU

sooyoungchoi: jessica you're hot

jessica.syj: thanks soo :)

yulyulk: WHAT?! STOP FLIRTING WITH HER!

sooyoungchoi: nah i'm not flirting i just want some attention

jessica.syj: now you have it :)

yulyulk: do you have to add the smiley face?

jessica.syj: :)

sooyoungchoi: :)

yulyulk: stop it

yoona_lim: they're lesbianing together

sooyoungchoi: did yall heard that?

yulyulk: your bull? yes

sooyoungchoi: no someone's crying listen carefully

yoona_lim: it's coming from taeng unnie's room i told yall it's a cow

jessica.syj: yoonie sweetie no

yulyulk: is taeng crying?

sooyoungchoi: let's ask her

[sooyoungchoi invite taeyeon_ss to the chatroom!]

[taeyeon_ss is online!]

sooyoungchoi: alright spill

taeyeon_ss: spill what?

yulyulk: stop playing dumb we can hear you crying

yoona_lim: did you sneak in a cow in your room unnie cuz it just sounds like a cow was cryin

jessica.syj: are you okay taeng?

taeyeon_ss: :(

jessica.syj: are you sick?

taeyeon_ss: no

yulyulk: you hungry?

taeyeon_ss: nuh uh

sooyoungchoi: you ?

jessica.syj: soo wtf with your question?!

taeyeon_ss: :(

yoona_lim: uh oh i think you're right soo unnie!

yulyulk: bro you ?!

sooyoungchoi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT MAYBE JESSICA CAN

yulyulk: NO SHE'S TAKEN

jessica.syj: :)

yulyulk: NO NO DONT DO THE SMILEY JESS

jessica.syj: jealous much? :)

yulyulk: HECK YEAH I AM

jessica.syj: awww ;)

yoona_lim: that's why you sneak in a cow? unnie no you can't have with a cow!

sooyoungchoi: who gon tell her?

taeyeon_ss: what cow? i didn't sneak a cow in my room yoong!

yoona_lim: then why do i hear a cow crying in your room?! i'm going to report to animal rights and animal planet!

taeyeon_ss: that ain't cow that's me crying you dimwit!

yoona_lim: WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE A COW

taeyeon_ss: HOW WOULD I KNOW

sooyoungchoi: alright i'm going to tell tiff

taeyeon_ss: no she can't know bout this!

sooyoungchoi: what? why?

taeyeon_ss: she can't know that i'm desperate for her!

yulyulk: geessh everyone knows you're desperate tbh

jessica.syj: who would be dumb enough not to see that you're desperate for her

yoona_lim: me

jessica.syj: see? just yoona!

sooyoungchoi: imma tell her bro you can't be in pain alone!

taeyeon_ss: i don't wanna disturb her she's busy with her schedules!

yulyulk: you know that tiff will fly anytime for you right?

taeyeon_ss: that's why i don't wanna tell her!

jessica.syj: then how can we help you when you're..you know? ?

taeyeon_ss: when are you free?

jessica.syj: :)

sooyoungchoi: uckkck

yulyulk: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO CALL TIFF MYSELF

taeyeon_ss: I'M JOKING

yoona_lim: i thought it was real damn

jessica.syj: same

sooyoungchoi: your girl issa hoe yul

yulyulk: I KNOW BUT DON'T CALL HER THAT WAY THAT'S RUDE

taeyeon_ss: help me guys! :(

sooyoungchoi: eww no thanks

yoona_lim: sica unnir help her

jessica.syj: i wish i could

yulyulk: not sica!

jessica.syj: calm down baby

sooyoungchoi: do you need a one night stand? we'll keep it a secret from tiff!

taeyeon_ss: not that kind of help! i'm loyal to tippani!

yulyulk: yeah right you just ask my girl when she's free 2 seconds ago

taeyeon_ss: I SAID I'M JOKING

yoona_lim: how can we help you unnir?

taeyeon_ss: distract me so i don't think much of tippani :(

sooyoungchoi: do you wanna go ride some roller coaster?

taeyeon_ss: tippani likes roller coaster :(

yulyulk: great soo! just great! now she thinks more of her distant girlfriend!

jessica.syj: let's go to disneyland taeng

taeyeon_ss: tippani often goes to disneyland :(

yulyulk: you're not helping at all sica!

jessica.syj: WHY THE HELL IS THAT GOES TO DISNEYLAND WITHOUT ME

yulyulk: because you're busy selling overprice sunglasses that nobody needs

jessica.syj: SHUT YOUR MOUTH

yoona_lim: how about we go watch some movies?

taeyeon_ss: tippani always lend me her shoulders when we go see movies

yoona_lim: oh i thought it's the other way around

taeyeon_ss: tippani issa top!

yulyulk: why the heck tiffany is everywhere?!

sooyoungchoi: let's go shopping instead taengoo!

taeyeon_ss: IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN TIPPANI SPENDS ALMOST ALL OF MY YEAR SALARY ON HER PINK DIAMOND PAJAMAS

sooyoungchoi: i'm choking

jessica.syj: you know what? let's go clubbing! drink some alcohol so you can forget about tiffy!

taeyeon_ss: TIFFY LOVES ALCOHOL THERE'S ONE TIME WE WENT CLUBBING AND SHE STARTS DOING THE POLE DANCE ON MY LEGS ASDFGHJKL WHEN KISSING YOU BABY REMIX IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

yulyulk: when will jessica

jessica.syj: stop dreamin that's not gonna happen

sooyoungchoi: when will sunny

yoona_lim: quick think where tippani unnir doesn't go!

yulyulk: church

taeyeon_ss: SHE WENT THERE EVERY SUNDAY AFTER A WILD SATURDAY NIGHT

jessica.syj: wow i'm speechless

sooyoungchoi: is there a place that she doesn't go so we can help you forget her?!

taeyeon_ss: there is one

yoona_lim: where?!

yulyulk: tell us! we'll take you there!

taeyeon_ss: actually she used to go there but not anymore

jessica.syj: great! we'll take you there then

yoona_lim: where is the place unnir?

taeyeon_ss: my

sooyoungchoi: ALRIGHT GIRLS THIS IS RED CODE LET'S CALL TIFF THIS RIGHT HERE IS GOING CRAZY

yulyulk: bro i'm not going in there

jessica.syj: EXACTLY

yoona_lim: i'm too innocent for this plus hyunnie will get mad if i go

[sooyoungchoi invite tiffanyyoungofficial to the chatroom!]

[tiffanyyoungofficial is online!]

tiffanyyoungofficial: what's up soo?

sooyoungchoi: taeyeon

yulyulk: she's bottom

jessica.syj: taengoo said tiffy issa top

sooyoungchoi: oh my mistake

yoona_lim: i don't understand

yulyulk: good

tiffanyyoungofficial: wtf is going on?

yulyulk: ask taeng!

jessica.syj: she's mental!

tiffanyyoungofficial: what's wrong taetae? you okay?

taeyeon_ss: yeah i'm fine

yoona_lim: NOW SHE ACT SAINT WTF

tiffanyyoungofficial: really?

taeyeon_ss: yeah i'm cool what's up ppany ah

tiffanyyoungofficial: i miss you so much do you miss me?

taeyeon_ss: a little

yulyulk: A LITTLE?!

sooyougchoi: someone hold me

jessica.syj: really taeyeon?! really?!

yoona_lim: she is good in pretending

tiffanyyoungofficial: just a little?

jessica.syj: SCROLL UP SISTER

tiffanyyoungofficial: what's up there?

jessica.syj: something she doesn't want you to see

taeyeon_ss: dafuq don't go there

yoona_lim: see how desperate she is for you!

yulyulk: trying to act tough when she's fragile

sooyoungchoi: come home tippani! she misses you like crazy and she's making us crazy too

tiffanyyoungofficial: ohhh~~♡♡♡

taeyeon_ss: what oh?

yulyulk: you know? like ooh ahh ooh ahh

tiffanyyoungofficial: i'm flying home tonight! see you tomorrow boo!

taeyeon_ss: MY BODY IS NOT READY

actually i don't mind anymore bout this but i just don't understand why would some people subscribe to me when i didn't update, and unsubscribe when i update, and then subscribe again, what do yall want ayyyy