2 AM TEXT
SOSHI ON CRACK
[JESSICA]
pink pig who have brain tumor tiffany
TIFF OMG PLEASE WAKE UP I NEED YOUR HELLPPP
OMG BOO WHAT HAPPEND OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!
DO I NEED TO CALL AMBULANCE?
ARE YOU DRYING?!
I MEAN DYING?!
tiff
yes!?
calm down
HOW CAN I CALM DOWN PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG?!
did someone you?!
was it hyoyeon omg!
tiffany...
what?!
entertain me
huh?
entertain you?
you think i'm a cloud?
you mean clown?
dude it's 2 am
omg you did not text me just for this
but i'm lonely
you know what happens when i'm lonely
pls?
go get someone else!
i thought you got into accident or some
i'm not gonna entertain you at 2 am!
how dare you i thought we had a thing!
yes but you dumped me
and i'm sleepy!
you know what happens when i'm sleepy?
what?
people died
fine! go and have your ugly sleep
let's see how i'm going to treat you after this!
i hope you dream of your s shrinking to the size of peanuts!
you
[JESSICA]
소녀시대 9 
IF ANYONE OF YOU IS STILL ALIVE AND NOT DEAD LIKE TIFF PLEASE TEXT ME PRIVATELY
taeyeon_ss: Hi
NOT YOU
taeyeon_ss: the heck?
[SEOHYUN]
sica unnir bbuing bbuing
for you
saranghae
i make this with all my heart
and christina helps
[blocked herself]
just when i'm trying to be nice
why did you treat me this way?
don't regret if you wake up in hell when you woke up tomorrow!
[YURI]
I think this is Jessica
is this pikachu?
pikachu your !
ahh, so this is really your number
why are you not sleeping?
do i need to sleep?
uhh, no?
then why did you ask?
because i'm stupid and i don't know how to start a conversations
yes you're right, pabo!
sighs
what? why? did i do something wrong?
why did you break up with me?
because you hate me
true
WHY DID YOU HATE ME?!
i'm not going to talk bout this
then what you wanna talk about?
do you want to get back with me?
not till you stop hanging out with whatever her name is!
my mom?
i'm not talking bout your mom!
then who?
you know who!
ahh juran?
is that her name?
yes yes juran
jurang?
sica it's juran
ahh jerung
juran! it's juran!
I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!
okay okay but she's my friend
a close friend
we went on a date sometimes
...
sometimes i sleep at her place
and we didn't kiss
yet
KWON YURI YOU STUPID
WHY ARE YOU BURNING ME DOWN?!
IS THIS A DEATH THREAT?
I'M CALLING POLICE ON YOU!
[YURI]
kiddo kiddo
yah taeng!
what? what?
does tippani moan my name in her sleep?
no?
what the heck?
tch, i thought she did
screw that up
look dude
sica is giving me a death treat!
that's hot
that's not hot! that's scary!
she burned me up brah!
omg
let me talk to her
i think she's and you're not helping
wat? why am i not helping?
because you dumb
i'm not dumb
if you're not dumb then you just don't know how to please a woman's heart
dude i'm a woman too alright?
WHAT?!
seriously taeng do i look like an oppa to you?!
oppa~~
don't make me cringe!
just go and see what that ice cube needs!
i can't handle her no more
she hates me!
alright alright
even when she hates you
you still cared bout her eyh?
of course because she's pretty and have big bewbs
ayyy
i taught you well
thanks taeng
[TAEYEON]
CIKA
can't sleep?
why out of all people it's you
because i'm a leader
that's a lame answer
come on just be honest
because you're the one who ask someone who didn't sleep yet to text you!
PRIVATELY
you can just ignore me
i can't
why?
because ciaa ciaa ciaaaa
taengoo stop being a fool!
hah! talking about fool
why did you gave yul death threat?!
she pissed me off!
you're jealous
i'm not!
yeahhh right
seriously i'm not taeyeon!
woah okay okay
what's with my real name?
what? do you want me to call you something else?
call me the pet name you gave me
?
not that!
byuntaeng?
ayyy
taengoo?
that's better
you cheesy
and you're hot
...
and i'm melting
omg i cringe
the pickup line doesn't work?
100% fail
aish
you don't need any pickup line since you're cute
KYAAAAA XD
what's with you
your flirting skills is getting better
i'm not flirting duh
let me work my way up to your heart
huh?
do you know what's under your heart?
yes?
my s?
I'M THE ONE WHO GOT TO SAY THAT
YOU'RE RUINING MY LINE
what do i expect from a like you?
you know me so well
sure, you're my ex
I AM?!
HOW MANY EX THAT YOU HAD THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ME?!
uhhh...
*sweating*
i hate you
WATER BENDING!!!!
you dork
let's go out!
cika
let's go!
like a date?
you want a date?
i'm just asking you out for a ride since we can't sleep!
now?
uhuh
with my bike!
it's cold outside
you have me
i can warm you up!
meet me outside in 10
10 what?
10 minutes?
nah, 10 seconds
i'm already downstairs
ppali you shortie
wahhh so eager
i love when you treat me nicely!
because you know the way to my heart
you mean to your s?
...
yes
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