CRUSH OR CRUSHED
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHIOT9
taeyeon_ss: can i borrow some money, anyone? sooyoung?
hotsootuff: oh hell no man do you know the limited edition mcdonalds costs like $39.99
taeyeon_ss: i'm your friend how could you do this to me!
hotsootuff: but can i eat you when i'm hungry?
taeyeon_ss: what?
hotsootuff: can i?
taeyeon_ss: uhh no?
hotsootuff: EXACTLY! SO NO!
yulyulk: see i told you not to date 3 girls at once now look what happen
taeyeon_ss: you date woman more than me yul! huh! playgirl!
yulyulk: i date woman not girls
hotsootuff: lolol
taeyeon_ss: at least i didn't ask money from them!
yulyulk: try date older woman once in a while! you don't have to pay for anything!
taeyeon_ss: that's bull i'm Kim Taeyeon!
yulyulk: yeah, the loser
taeyeon_ss: WATCH WHAT YOU SAY KWONYUL
yulyulk: I GOT BMW FOR FREE WHAT DO YOU HAVE DATING THOSE GIRLS?!
taeyeon_ss: fresh vajayjay
yulyulk: i cant
yoona_lim:ASDFGHJKL
taeyeon_ss: have you seen it yul?
yulyulk: stop! i'm choking!
yoona_lim: yul 0 taeng 1
taeyeon_ss: younger girls will always be my type
yoona_lim: yeah like jesdfefidsica unnie
taeyeon_ss: who?
hotsootuff: sksksks
yulyulk: ADMIT IT ALREADY
yoona_lim: the legend has it that taeng unnie date strangers because she wants to make jessica unnie jealous
hotsootuff: THAT'S SO CHILDISH
yulyulk: MAN UP AND GO
taeyeon_ss: I'M A WOMAN YOU STUPID
yulyulk: oh sorry i forgot that you got no balls!
hotsootuff: ouch
yoona_lim: yul 1 taeng 1
yulyulk: taeng is a behind sica but in front of sica she became sica's
taeyeon_ss: I'M NO ONES
yoona_lim: yul 2 taeng 1
taeyeon_ss: what are you counting kid?
yoona_lim: who lose gotta buy me pizza
taeyeon_ss: the ?
yulyulk: are you scared of her probably?
hotsootuff: do you want us to help you maybe?
yoona_lim: so you can call her baby?
yulyulk: and she calls you daddy?
hotsootuff: have you seen her lately?
yoona_lim: she looks so pretty
yulyulk: if you want her we gotta hurry
yoona_lim: exactly
hotsootuff: oh look it rhymes
yulyulk: our last brain cells finally connected guys
taeyeon_ss: i hate yall
hotsootuff: we love you too
yulyulk: now go call jessica!
taeyeon_ss: don't you dare!
yoona_lim: on my way sis
taeyeon_ss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOONA STOP
hotsootuff: oh come on
yulyulk: please buy me ps4 if you and sica finally worked out
hotsootuff: please buy me the entire chicken farm so i can eat chicken for the rest of my life so that i don't have to go to KFC anymore after this do you know how embarassed i am? choi sooyoung from SNSD buys snake plate at KFC is on the front page of KOREABOO?!
yulyulk: why would you buy snake plate?
yoona_lim: because she's a snake herself
hotsootuff: *SNACK*
taeyeon_ss: AND WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ME?!
hotsootuff: i got hungry waiting for you to confess your crush on jessica so it's literally your fault! buy me chicken farm or i will riot!
yoona_lim: this sis never heard of H1N1
taeyeon_ss: IF YOU WANT CHICKEN FARM SO MUCH GO DOWNLOAD IT ON PLAY STORE !
hotsootuff: sis i use iphone
yoona_lim: sica unnie is here
taeyeon_ss:
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: why yoongbb?
yoona_lim: taeyeon unnie wants to talk to you
jessica.syj: really? what's up taengoo?
taeyeon_ss: um what's up? not me because i'm down here
jessica.syj: what do you mean?
taeyeon_ss: have you listen to my up & down track?
jessica.syj: the one with hyo?
taeyeon_ss: OH MY GOD SHE KNOWS
jessica.syj: why are you overreacting?
taeyeon_ss: sksksksksksk
yulyulk: taeyeon is shaking i repeat taeyeon is shaking
hotsootuff: i can imagining myself running in the chicken farm already
yoona_lim: but you never run
hotsootuff: I SAID I'M IMAGINING SO IT'S NOT REAL
yoona_lim: oh
jessica.syj: ok what exacly is going on right now?
yoona_lim: taeyeon unnie won't talk
hotsootuff: she's stalling ugh that coward let's waste no more time yul go pop the question!
jessica.syj: what question?
yulyulk: oi sica do you like taeyeon?
jessica.syj: who wouldn't?
hotsootuff: me
yulyulk: you're so honest
yoona_lim: sica unnie likes you wow
taeyeon_ss: lalala~
jessica.syj: what's with her?
yulyulk: oi taeng snap out of it!
hotsootuff: or i'm going to snatch her
taeyeon_ss: no! she's mine!!!
hotsootuff:
yoona_lim: ooohhhhh
jessica.syj: i'm yours? when? says who?
taeyeon_ss: JESSICA I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU PLEASE CONSIDER ME MOVING INTO YOUR SHARED BEDROOM WITH HYO PLEASE KICK HYO OUT AND LET ME IN
jessica.syj: wait what?!
yulyulk: owsheeiitt ps4 is coming thru
hotsootuff: chikin chikin
yoona_lim: i'm posting this on yoongstagram
taeyeon_ss: JECIKA PLS RESPOND
jessica.syj: are you playing with me?
taeyeon_ss: no i'm not playing yet with you wait till we moved in together
jessica.syj: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
taeyeon_ss: huh? you not ready yet? ok i can wait
hotsootuff: pfftt.
jessica.syj: no listen is this a joke?
taeyeon_ss: do i look like a joke sica?!
jessica.syj: uhh yes
yulyulk: HAHAHAHAHAHA
yoona_lim: sica unnie 100 taeng 0
taeyeon_ss: i'm dead serious jessica i like you please go out on a date with me!
jessica.syj: umm i like you too but
taeyeon_ss: I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY BUT EXCEPT
yulyulk: bruh wtf
hotsootuff: i don't feel so good about my chikin
jessica.syj: you took too long to confess taengoo
taeyeon_ss: i'm sorry that i got no balls in my area
jessica.syj: you know what?
taeyeon_ss: what?
hotsootuff: that's it i can feel it the chicken's gone
jessica.syj: i'm dating tiffany
[tiffanyyoungofficial is online!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: trying to snatch my girl? NOT ON MY WATCH!
jessica.syj: baby <3
yulyulk: my ps4
hotsootuff: my chicken farm
yoona_lim: i better confess my love to hyunnie asap before i got snatched like this
[yoona_lim is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: i got crushed by my own ex
tae: gurl you so fine let's date
hyo: talk to my teeth
tae: wth
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