FROZEN SCARY

Taeyeon: sica

Jessica: what do you want tiny 

Taeyeon: can i get your roomate's number?

Jessica: what number? her locker number? her passport number? her body count number? be spicific stupid

Taeyeon: cika pls i want her phone number don't pretend you dont know what i mean!!

Jessica: it's F73Q2X566WV

Taeyeon: cika wtf is that

Jessica: her phone serial number

Taeyeon: JESSICA!!

Jessica: what tiny?

Taeyeon: i want her phone number please don't do this to me!

Jessica: she said you're ugly

Taeyeon: NO SHE DOESN'T

Jessica: go ask her yourself

Taeyeon: then give me her number!

Jessica: what do i get?

Taeyeon: my genshin acount

Jessica: are you kidding

Taeyeon: I'm AR56

Jessica: get the out

Taeyeon: i have raiden shogun

Jessica: raiden shot gun who the is that even

Taeyeon: god

Jessica: huh? STOP WASTING MY TIME BEFORE I SHOT YOU!!

Taeyeon: i'll be your loyal servant for life

Jessica: here it's 011-29847483

Taeyeon: thank you cika

Jessica: call me master the next time you see me

Taeyeon: yes 

Jessica: yes what? say it

Taeyeon: yes..

Jessica: say master

Taeyeon: matherfather

"taeyeon is offline!

Jessica: KIM TAEYEON YOU PUTANGINA!!

 

 

                                                                                                              CUTE TIPPANI

Taeyeon: am i ugly?

Tiffany: who is this?

Taeyeon: i'd prefer if you call me yours

Tiffany: seriously who is this?

Taeyeon: it's me taeyeon your classmate

Tiffany: oh hi how do you get my number?

Taeyeon: am i ugly?

Tiffany: why are you asking me that taeyeon?

Taeyeon: because cika told me that you find me ugly :(

Tiffany: who is this cika?

Taeyeon: your roomate

Tiffany: jessica?

Taeyeon: yes :(

Tiffany: taeyeon i never said that she's lying to you

Taeyeon: really?

Tiffany: yes really

Taeyeon: so what do you think of me tippani?

Tiffany: it's tiffany

Taeyeon: ppany am i cute?

Tiffany: uhm..

Taeyeon: i'm not cute?!

Tiffany: i didn't say that taeyeon plus i didn't really get a good look at you earlier since everyone are swarming around my table to say hi except you

Taeyeon: you looked so beautiful the last time i saw you that i forgot to say hi

Tiffany: oh my..

Taeyeon: i will say hi to you tomorrow :)

Tiffany: where do you sit?

Taeyeon: tippani i was practically sitting next to you

Tiffany: really? sorry i was too shy to glance around

Taeyeon: it's okay, are you still shy now?

Tiffany: not as much

Taeyeon: do you want to go for a walk with me?

Tiffany: right now? tae it's 2 am

Taeyeon: i know ppany i have a watch

Tiffany: yes it's very late

Taeyeon: we can take a walk on your mind instead :)

Tiffany: oh my god

Taeyeon: and in your dreams

Tiffany: are you flirting with me taeyeon?

Taeyeon: i'm not flirting i'm just being extra friendly to someone who's extra attractive

Tiffany: you are flirting

Taeyeon: why are your heart racing for me?

Tiffany: taeyeon stop it

Taeyeon: we can take a break if you want

Tiffany: no go on i'm bored

Taeyeon: knock knock

Tiffany: who's there?

Taeyeon: joe

Tiffany: joe who?

Taeyeon: joe mama

Tiffany: TAEYEON NOW I'M NOT EXCITED ANYMORE

Taeyeon: sorry i was just trying to be funny

Tiffany: say something else

Taeyeon: i'm really good at skipping you know

Tiffany: skipping what?

Taeyeon: skipping a heart beat everytime i'm looking at you

Tiffany: do you have a lung problem?

Taeyeon: yes it lacks of oxygen and full of you

Tiffany: awwe...i thought it lacks oxygen cuz you smoke cigarettes

Taeyeon: TIPPANI DON'T RUIN IT

Tiffany: sorry tae..are you angry?

Taeyeon: no i'm sulking

Tiffany: aww you remind me of someone when you're like this

Taeyeon: who?

Tiffany: my next girlfriend

Taeyeon: DAMNNNNN PPANY I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEE

Tiffany: because i took your breath away?

Taeyeon: GIIRRLLLL LET ME LIVEEE

Tiffany: you can live in my heart it's rent free

Taeyeon: ppany you're not so shy aren't you?

Tiffany: i guess :)

Taeyeon: do you want to have a breakfast with me tomorrow?

Tiffany: sure if you'd let me have you for a dessert

Taeyeon: i'm telling my mom

Tiffany: for what?? for flirting back with her daughter?

Taeyeon: no i'm telling her that i'm gay

Tiffany: awww

Taeyeon: you make me blush so hard ppany!

Tiffany: would love to see that

Taeyeon: hah in your dreams

Tiffany: we'll see bout that tomorrow, probably i might see your blushing face in real life too :)

Taeyeon: :>

Tiffany: GO TO SLEEP ER STOP TEXTING HER WE HAVE CLASS TOMORROW YOU TINY BIRD BRAIN IDIOTIC SAPPHO

Taeyeon: huh?

Tiffany: sorry tae that was jessica she's mad because i wake her up cuz i can't stop squealing

Taeyeon: she call me tiny bird brain!

Tiffany: she doesn't mean that i'm so sorry

Taeyeon: hmmph..okay, i'll see you tomorrow ppany ah goodnight :)

Tiffany: goodnight to you too tae :)

 

 

[Yall goin to Taeyeon's concert in Malaysia? let's meet up! :)]