Jessica: Tiff

 

Jessica: TIFFY

 

Taeyeon: yes this is taeyeon

 

Jessica: i'm not looking for you logout now

 

Taeyeon: but why😥

 

Jessica: where's your girl tae?

 

Taeyeon: uhm which one?

 

Jessica: the you mean which one?

 

Taeyeon: uhm which number on my harem list are you looking for?

 

Jessica: damn taeng i'm looking for that one Cali where is she?

 

Taeyeon: ohh she's ing in the shower

 

Seohyun: 😮

 

Jessica: close your eyes seohyun and unread that

 

Taeyeon: I MEANT SHE'S MEDITIATING IN THE SHOWER NOT ING OMG SEOHYUN WHY ARE YOU HERE

 

Seohyun: both have the same effect to the mind and body so i see nothing is wrong with that

 

Taeyeon: do you do that too in the shower seohyun?

 

Seohyun: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

 

Jessica: when is she going to stop being and wet taeyeon go tell her that i'm looking for her!

 

Taeyeon: close your eyes seohyun toddlers shouldn't read this

 

Seohyun: I'M 30 S SAKE

 

Jessica: really?

 

Seohyun: YES

 

Jessica: uwu 😚🚼

 

Seohyun: sista wtf

 

Tiffany: looking for me hun?

 

Taeyeon: no sica is the one looking for you

 

Tiffany: I ain't asking you boo

 

Taeyeon: then who are you calling hun?

 

Tiffany: jessica

 

Taeyeon: BUT WHY?!

 

Tiffany: shut up tae you cheat on me with 12 girls

 

Seohyun: 13

 

Tiffany: 13? who's the other one?

 

Seohyun: hyo unnie's mom

 

Taeyeon: hyunnie wtf

 

Tiffany: tae wtf i didn't know you like older woman

 

Jessica: she got weird taste imagine dating your friends mom i can't relate

 

Taeyeon: SHUT UP SICA YOU'RE DATING YOUR SISTER'S CRUSH

 

Seohyun: these people got weird taste imagine dating taeyeon and jessica like eww

 

Jessica: SHUT UP SEOHYUN YOU'RE DATING A CROCODILE

 

Seohyun: that's racist

 

Taeyeon: IMAGINE GOING GAY FOR A CROCODILE WHO'S NO LONGER GETTING SPONSORED BY INNISFREE

 

Jessica: IMAGINE BEING 30 AND DATING SOMEONE 31 UGH SUCH TODDLERS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED HERE

 

Seohyun: LIKE YALL ARE SO MUCH OLDER SO SHUT THE UP

 

Tiffany: alright can everyone shut up?!

 

Taeyeon: okidoki

 

Jessica: no

 

Tiffany: jess why are you looking for me again?

 

Jessica: you,me,shopping. remember?

 

Tiffany: OH YES WAIT ARE YOU DONE WAIT GIVE ME 30 MINUTES OMG SORRY JESS I FORGOT

 

Seohyun: ing side effects

 

Tiffany: I'M MEDITIATING SEOHYUN 

 

Seohyun: did i ask

 

Tiffany: STOP BEING RUDE

 

Taeyeon: where are you two going shopping at?

 

Jessica: victoria secret

 

Taeyeon: oh nice shopping for what

 

Jessica: bra

 

Taeyeon: what's your size?

 

Jessica: why are you asking?

 

Seohyun: gotta buy one for hyo unnie's mom

 

Taeyeon: no i want to buy one for sunny i think you both are the same size that's why i'm asking!

 

Jessica: HOW DARE YOU MINE IS WAY BIGGER

 

Seohyun: stop hallucinating

 

Taeyeon: can i tag along?

 

Jessica: what you're looking for there?

 

Taeyeon: bra for sunny

 

Jessica: why are you buying her bra that's creepy taeyeon!

 

Taeyeon: SHE'S ALWAYS GO BRALESS AT DORM SO I WANNA BUY HER ONE SO SHE WOULD STOP GIVING ME NOSEBLEED

 

Jessica: go on your own don't come with us!

 

Taeyeon: I'M GOINGFHFHDHD I DON'T CAREDSQWSLDK AND I'M THE ONE DRIVING STUPIDDDD

 

Seohyun: me too i'm gonna go too

 

Jessica: gosh why is my girls day out with tiffy turns into babysitting i hate my life

 

Taeyeon: huh? why are you following us seohyun?

 

Seohyun: duh just wanna tag along for the chaos

 

Tiffany: alright i'm ready let's go jess!

 

Jessica: they're coming with us

 

Tiffany: who?

 

Jessica: your boo and your illegal satanic daughter

 

Tiffany: STAY AT HOME BEFORE I WHACK YALL ASSES!

 

Taeyeon: 😥

 

Seohyun: 😣

 

Taeyeon: but ppany...

 

Tiffany: I SAID NO

 

Taeyeon: sunny needs new bra

 

Tiffany: i'll get one for her then

 

Taeyeon: i'll buy anything you and sica want please i wanna go too

 

Tiffany: are you serious?

 

Taeyeon: 100% serious!

 

Seohyun: i won't pay for anything but i wanna go too mom please

 

Jessica: you're paying for what i want taeyeon? for real?

 

Taeyeon: yes for real!

 

Jessica: LET'S ING GOOOOOOO 🎉

 

Seohyun: I'M CALLING SHOTGUNN

 

Jessica: NO YOU GO SIT IN THE TRUNK

 

Seohyun: that's racist

 

Jessica: how is that racist do you actually know what racist is?

 

Seohyun: no

 

Taeyeon: yayyyy let's go ppanyyy

 

Tiffany: do you know what we want tae?

 

Taeyeon: umm bra?

 

Tiffany: yes the new limited edition gold bra that costs $9999 and i want that too but in rose gold so good luck with that boo 😍

 

Taeyeon: ...

 

Taeyeon: i..i'm not going

 

Taeyeon: i'm suddenly sick

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