Q&A EPISODE - JESSICA
SOSHI ON CRACKIs cereal soup? Why or why not?
- why are you asking me this cereal should be eaten as it is so it's not a damn soup!
What is the iest and least y name?
- iest name is jessica jung and least y name is hwang or taeyeon
What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
- free the s
What’s invisible but you wish people could see?
- my s
What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
- tiffany when she's a hoe
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not?
- no hot dog is a dog who's hot
What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
- my neighbour's
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
- sunny's s is 1cm bigger than mine
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
- singing gee or being in SNSD in general makes you looks stupid
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
- 2014
In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
- me being in SNSD
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
- sleep everytime you want
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
- i don't understand why people hate it fight me if you hate it
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
- that i'm watching it and enjoying it
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
- oh they are talking the whole time they're snakes you can find them in SNSD's dorm there's like 8 of em
Toilet paper, over or under?
- so brave of you to assume i use toilet paper
What’s the best type of cheese?
- cheesy wedges
Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
- WTF IS THIS QUESTION
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
- hmmm
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
- why would chickens kill an elephant are you dumb? well hmm maybe like twelve of em
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
- this one
Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
- my hair because wigs
What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
- soojung
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
- sleeps on my bed and wakes up outside my house
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
- my clone in unicorn form
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
- a man
What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
- crystal methweed
What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
- me
What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
- "that idiot again"
If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
- uh... bae?
What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
- taeyeon's album on ebay with free shipping at $3.99 after 70% discount
What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
- kwon yuri the
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
- swimming because i want them drown
What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
- knife and condoms
What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
- hi i'm straight~
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
- give them seohyun
What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
- HAHAHAHAHA NO
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
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If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
- first degree murder
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
- you don't answer, you just DON'T
If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
- how to make your s looks larger when it's not, first accept that your s is small, 2nd, accept that it won't grow anymore if you're over 15
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
- stripping
First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
- SM ENTERTAINMENT
What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
- The Pun
If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
- My s will do the talking
If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
- they make the right decision i'm not gonna try to convince anything
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