Q&A EPISODE - JESSICA

SOSHI ON CRACK

Is cereal soup? Why or why not?

- why are you asking me this cereal should be eaten as it is so it's not a damn soup!


What is the iest and least y name?

- iest name is jessica jung and least y name is hwang or taeyeon

 

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

- free the s


What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

- my s


What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?

- tiffany when she's a hoe


Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not?

- no hot dog is a dog who's hot


What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

- my neighbour's


What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

- sunny's s is 1cm bigger than mine


What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

- singing gee or being in SNSD in general makes you looks stupid


What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

- 2014


In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for?

- me being in SNSD


What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

- sleep everytime you want


How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

- i don't understand why people hate it fight me if you hate it


What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

- that i'm watching it and enjoying it


If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

- oh they are talking the whole time they're snakes you can find them in SNSD's dorm there's like 8 of em


Toilet paper, over or under?

- so brave of you to assume i use toilet paper


What’s the best type of cheese?

- cheesy wedges


Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?

- WTF IS THIS QUESTION


In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

- hmmm


How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

- why would chickens kill an elephant are you dumb? well hmm maybe like twelve of em


What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

- this one


Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

- my hair because wigs


What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

- soojung


What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

- sleeps on my bed and wakes up outside my house


What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

- my clone in unicorn form


What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

- a man


What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

- crystal methweed


What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

- me


What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?

- "that idiot again"


If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

- uh... bae?


What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

- taeyeon's album on ebay with free shipping at $3.99 after 70% discount


What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

- kwon yuri the


What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

- swimming because i want them drown


What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

- knife and condoms


What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

- hi i'm straight~


What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

- give them seohyun


What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

- HAHAHAHAHA NO


What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

-


If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

- first degree murder


What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?

- you don't answer, you just DON'T


If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

- how to make your s looks larger when it's not, first accept that your s is small, 2nd, accept that it won't grow anymore if you're over 15


If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

- stripping


First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?

- SM ENTERTAINMENT


What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?

- The Pun


If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

- My s will do the talking


If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

- they make the right decision i'm not gonna try to convince anything


 

 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1149 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1149 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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