JESSICA'S NEW RIVAL
SOSHI ON CRACK
SO
yulyulk: EMERGENCY
watasiwahyo: ni no ni no you ni no ni no
yulyulk: there's a weed truck outside the dorm
watasiwahyo: now we're talking
seojuhyun_s: they're moving in i saw them moving some fridge and ice boxes earlier
watasiwahyo: hmm they like chilled weed i see
taeyeon_ss: what's good?
watasiwahyo: our neighbour
taeyeon_ss: who's?
watasiwahyo: ours
taeyeon_ss: we got neighbour?
watasiwahyo: uhuh
taeyeon_ss: is it man?
watasiwahyo: i don't know seohyun ah go check if they have dickies or
seojuhyun_s: ok brb
yulyulk: wtf did you ask her to do
watasiwahyo: seohyun's a spy now for your info
yulyulk: can she spy who's been entering my bedroom nowadays stealing my snacks
watasiwahyo: no need it's me
yulyulk: wtf
seojuhyun_s: ok it's a bunch of girls apparently
taeyeon_ss: with s?
seojuhyun_s: taeyeon unnir what kind of question is that
taeyeon_ss: you know man nowadays looks like girls too
watasiwahyo: like your ex?
taeyeon_ss: jessica is a girl ok
watasiwahyo: i'm not talking about jessica
jessica.syj: i heard my name being mentioned
taeyeon_ss: get the hell out
jessica.syj: not today
taeyeon_ss: why not
jessica.syj: i want to get involved in whatever going to happen so what's up?
yulyulk: we got a female neighbours sica!
taeyeon_ss: with s
jessica.syj: do you expect them to come without s taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: what
seojuhyun_s: let's rob them
watasiwahyo: that's too early for that seohyun ah
yulyulk: the truck is leaving guys do you wanna go greet them?
watasiwahyo: no we need to look cold and unapproachable not friendly
yulyulk: then how do you expect them to share the weed if we're not friendly?
seojuhyun_s: that's when rob comes in
jessica.syj: who tf is rob?
seojuhyun_s: *robbing
taeyeon_ss: jessica you don't even smoke weed pls don't get involved with us and leave this convo go talk to tippani about US or something
jessica.syj: yes i wanna talk about us with you not with her
taeyeon_ss: i meant UNITED STATES stupid
jessica.syj:
watasiwahyo: oh i got an idea how to befriend them without greeting them face to face!
yulyulk: queen of social distancing
seojuhyun_s: spill sis
watasiwahyo: let's change our chatroom to public so anyone can chat with us
seojuhyun_s: that's risky but ok
[seojuhyun_s change the chatroom status from private to public!]
yulyulk: now what?
watasiwahyo: now we wait who tf don't wanna chat with SNSD
jessica.syj: me
watasiwahyo: then why are you here?
jessica.syj: because taeyeon's here and she'll only reply me here!
watasiwahyo: what a sad life you had move on already
jessica.syj: no
yoona_lim: HI I'M YOONIE
[seojuhyun_s blocked yoona_lim!]
seojuhyun_s: I TOLD YOU IT'S RISKY
taeyeon_ss: damn yoonie be giving me depression not gonna lie
yulyulk: yeah she's kinda sus who tf is she tho
taeyeon_ss: yoona but in yoonie form
yulyulk: oh...i miss the real yoona
taeyeon_ss: same
[pasta is online!]
watasiwahyo: guys we got a visitor
taeyeon_ss: better not be sooyoung changing her username again
pasta: hi?
seojuhyun_s: you from food panda?
jessica.syj: seohyun what the
seojuhyun_s: shut up i'm hungry
pasta: is this real girls generation chatroom?! omg!
seojuhyun_s: so you're not from food panda?
pasta: no mam but i got snacks in my room
seojuhyun_s: where do you live?
yulyulk: seohyun pls don't be embarassing we got snacks in our dorm too
taeyeon_ss: i'm the only snacc in this dorm
jessica.syj: can i eat you?
taeyeon_ss: how to block?
[putang_ina is online!]
yulyulk: yo who tf is this?
putang_ina: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ARE THEY GRILL GENERATOR OR NOT
taeyeon_ss: who dafuq is grill generator?
pasta: i don't know they're not answering!
putang_ina: hey are you guys from SNSD THE TOP GG IN MUSIC BANK
watasiwahyo: yeah that's us
putang_ina: OMG IT'S THEMMMM!!!!
pasta: wtf they're the TOP GG IN SOUTH KOREA alright?!
putang_ina: no chaeyoung that's us
taeyeon_ss: chaeyoung?
pasta: omg taeyeon unnie just call my name
putang_ina: call my name too unnie i'm lisa!
jessica.syj: IT'S TAEYEON SUNBAENIM FOR YOU
pasta: oh jessica sunbaenim is here too i thought yall had beef
jessica.syj: bih what?
putang_ina: chaeyoung no don't say that!
pasta: chaeyoung yes
watasiwahyo: oh sica come on pls be friendly
jessica.syj: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANNA BE COLD AND UNAPPROACHABLE AT FIRST
watasiwahyo: i like them they seems cool
yulyulk: so it's you guys who moved in just now?
putang_ina: yes it's 4 of us unnies
pasta: i'm so happy we're neighbours!
seojuhyun_s: yes prepare food often yeah?
pasta: yall broke?
seojuhyun_s: kinda
yulyulk: just her that's what she gets for yeeting SM behind
taeyeon_ss: are you guys from TWICE?
[chichoo is online!]
[nini is online!]
chichoo: NO WE'RE FROM BLACKPRINT
taeyeon_ss: what a unique name yall had
nini: BLACKPINK YEAH WE'RE BLACKPINK NOT BLACKPRINT THAT'S SOME ERROR RIGHT THERE CHICHOO IS DUMB
taeyeon_ss: OH BLACKPINK?! REALLY?! CAN I GET A SIGN?!
jessica.syj: taeyeon why are you asking for a sign they're the one who should be asking for yours!
taeyeon_ss: I'M A FAN!! I GOT YOUR LIGHTSTICK!! LOOK!
pasta: wow that's not even ours
jessica.syj: wow you don't even have mine
putang_ina: who's your bias unnie?
taeyeon_ss: JISUS
chichoo: me?!
nini: give her your sign chichoo
chichoo: i will give you a hug taeyeon unnie! come over!
jessica.syj: NOT ON MY WATCH!
taeyeon_ss: you don't even wear watch sica!
jessica.syj: i don't care! that's a no no!
chichoo: jessica sunbaenim you can come over too if you want
jessica.syj: no thanks, and taeyeon not going too!
chichoo: oh she's already here tho?
taeyeon_ss: i'm going bye bye
jessica.syj: TAEYEON NO!
seojuhyun_s: whatever, your loss. they even got mcdonalds here
pasta: how do you know?
seojuhyun_s: and tons of mangoes under the bed
pasta: how do you get in my room?!
watasiwahyo: don't ask she's a spy
yulyulk: she can teleport
watasiwahyo: damn yall do chilled weed just as i thought
yulyulk: nice fridge girls too bad i'm calling cops
putang_ina: it's all nini's!
nini: we can all share if we all zip our mouth
yulyulk: good deal nini
watasiwahyo: nini is my new bestfriend
nini: why did we move here
jessica.syj: THEN, LEAVE
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