LAW OF THE JUNGLE
SOSHI ON CRACK
gay of the jungle
yoona_lim: i can't find the weed
seojuhyun_s: the what?
yoona_lim: the weed
seojuhyun_s: do you know what the hell weed actually is?
yoona_lim: i don't know hyunnie but hyo unnie ask me to look for it and oh she sends me the picture!
yoona_lim: but i didn't see it anywhere
seojuhyun_s: why hyohyo unnir ask you to find them weed?
yoona_lim: she said she wanna put them in the campfire so the smoke will smell good
seojuhyun_s: this satan tryin' to kill us
yoona_lim: huh? what?
seojuhyun_s: nothing! anyways why the does the pic looks like a cow dung?
yoona_lim: no hyunnie it looks like a broccoli
seojuhyun_s: well keep looking for your 'broccoli' then
yoona_lim: hyunnie where are you let's look for it together!
seojuhyun_s: i can't you know i have to make my damn fried rice
yoona_lim: aww i guess i'll fail my task, hyo unnie will get mad at me
seojuhyun_s: don't be too sad that's not the only thing you failed
yoona_lim: *choked*
seojuhyun_s: you even failed to get me back
yoona_lim: but you said you not gay anymore
seojuhyun_s: that's 2 weeks ago now i'm gay again
yoona_lim: so you want me back now?
seojuhyun_s: no you such a turn off
yoona_lim: what?! i'm what?!
seojuhyun_s: you're so dumb as well
yoona_lim: it's genetic!
seojuhyun_s: show me the receipt
yoona_lim: receipt? what receipt?!
seojuhyun_s: of your dumb family tree
yoona_lim: huh? my family don't own a tree, what tree do you want hyunnie?
seojuhyun_s: i need no receipt no more
xolovestephi: seriously where the is the damn s?!
yoona_lim: I'VE FOUND THE WEED
seojuhyun_s: uhh..on your chest?
xolovestephi: that's not what i meant!
watasiwahyo: ayyyyy git ittt you know where to find me yoong
seojuhyun_s: oh you meant sica unnir then?
xolovestephi: yes! her! did you see her somewhere? we're supposed to look for coconut together and now i can't even trace her!
seojuhyun_s: why don't you look somewhere on the coconut tree maybe she's up there now i need to go before my fried rice fried themselves.
xolovestephi: the ? why are you cooking fried rice anyways?
seojuhyun_s: you know... for the satan
xolovestephi: wow i just got chills on my s
yulyulk: hey what am i supposed to look for again?
xolovestephi: sunkyu
yulyulk: oh, right!
515sunnyday: NO NEED TO LOOK FOR ME I AM FINE I AM NATURE NATURE IS ME
xolovestephi: seriously yul go look for her before we found her dead the next day with extra belly fat and a ing sausages stuck on
515sunnyday: das rude
yulyulk: can you come out already sunkyu this is tiring even i got abs
xolovestephi: stop boasting that's not even an abs
yulyulk: that's not what you said last night
xolovestephi: shhh
515sunnyday: i blend well with this earth and i got food supplies for a week i can live here i'm so peaceful right now i think i want to married these sausages
xolovestephi: that's a red code for you yul
yulyulk: u such a pain in the
jessica_syj: THE AIR IS FRESH UP HERE
yulyulk: that's red code for you too tippani
xolovestephi: don't tell me you're on top of some trees?
jessica_syj: i deserves to be on top, but why am i always on the bottom?
xolovestephi: uhh..
jessica_syj: i can get wildt too
xolovestephi: listen here ... get the down
jessica_syj: i thought we're getting some coconut?
xolovestephi: oh right bring down the coconut with you
jessica_syj: i'm the coconut
xolovestephi: jessi no
jessica_syj: or should i say cocoboobs lmao
xolovestephi: really if your feet didn't land on the ground in 2 secs i'm leavin
jessica_syj: what do you mean 2 secs!? you want me to jump?! tiffany my s will hurt so badly if i fall from this height!
xolovestephi: good then i have less people to worry for
jessica_syj: i thought you love me
xolovestephi: listen why don't you blend with the tree first while i look for other crackheads alright
jessica_syj: ok baby
xolovestephi: eww don't do that
jessica_syj: tiffany i think this tree is harassing my s
xolovestephi: leave me alone
jessica_syj: really tiffany oh my god i'm so scared i'm going to die!
xolovestephi: maybe you weren't on top of the tree to begin with
jessica_syj: huh what do you mean?
hotsootuff: excuse me jessica can you get the off of me?
xolovestephi: ...
hotsootuff: ...
[KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!]
[slapping sound]
[dolphin shrieks]
[dying voice]
watasiwahyo: woahh what was dat
xolovestephi: who are you with?
watasiwahyo: yoona
xolovestephi: did you see taetae?
watasiwahyo: if i see baeyeon i won't be with yoona tho
yoona_lim: ppany unnie did u see the birbs swimming?
xolovestephi: kim hyoyeon what did u do to her?
yoona_lim: ppany unnie hurry come to our place the birbs are so chubby they're swimming omg they're swimming!
watasiwahyo: ayyy kid shut up
yoona_lim: BIRBS ARE SWIMMIN
xolovestephi: kim hyoyeon...
watasiwahyo: you. see. nothing.
xolovestephi: you better keep her safe
watasiwahyo: i git it i git it
xolovestephi: great now i only need to look for taetae
seojuhyun_s: espresso patronum
xolovestephi: seohyun go play somewhere else
seojuhyun_s: titicus exposicus gettheouticus
xolovestephi: what? are you summoning something?
[thunderstom]
[lesbian screaming]
xolovestephi: oh wow she dead
taeyeon_ss: SEOBABY IS BURNING OMG SEOBABY IS BURNING
xolovestephi: oh there you are hello
taeyeon_ss: ppany our baby is burning oh no wait she's burning the satan now!
xolovestephi: taetae leave her and her satanic ritual alone
taeyeon_ss: THEY ARE EATING HER FRIED RICE OMG
xolovestephi: who are eating her fried rice?
taeyeon_ss: the satan
xolovestephi: oh i'm sure they're going to send seohyunnie home like they did before so stop worrying
taeyeon_ss: okay i'm calm now they disappear just like you when you leave for LA the other day
xolovestephi: why are u still salty
taeyeon_ss: i'm not salty i just took a bath
xolovestephi: you are still salty
taeyeon_ss: ho ho ho
xolovestephi: taeyeon wtf
taeyeon_ss: shhh
xolovestephi: how dare you drop that kind of song
taeyeon_ss: i want to eat santa's candy
xolovestephi: OH HELL NO YOU DONT
taeyeon_ss: i want to bite it
xolovestephi: *triggered*
taeyeon_ss: but santa's candy will be hurt ouch ouch ouch
xolovestephi: asdfghjkl
taeyeon_ss: untie this red ribbon
xolovestephi: taetae no
taeyeon_ss: don't say anything, don't move
xolovestephi: *sweating*
taeyeon_ss: buried in this silence and holy darkness
xolovestephi: buried in what?
taeyeon_ss: tonight you're shhhh
xolovestephi: *dead*
some soshi on crack avatar for your profile
happy friday my gheiis
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