FAINTED 2

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

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yulyulk: should i wear pink or green?
taeyeon_ss: both of them will look disgusting on you
yulyulk: yeah like how you look disgusting with your height
taeyeon_ss: DON'T BRING THE HEIGHT TOPIC I DIDN'T EVEN DO TO YOU
yulyulk: you stick your bubblegum on my phone if that isn't ty i don't know what is!
taeyeon_ss: YOUR PHONE CRACK I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
yulyulk: LET ME CRACK YOUR HEAD AND PUT A PLASTER ON IT
taeyeon_ss: ARE YOU CRAZY KWON YUL?!
yulyulk: i'm just trying to help!
taeyeon_ss: i'm telling my mom!
yulyulk: tell your mom to buy you bricks instead of insoles so you'll look taller!
taeyeon_ss: uwaaaaa!!! i'm telling my mom! you're going to be over!
yulyulk: i'll be over already if i can't chose between these two!
taeyeon_ss: WHY ARE YOU WEARING BOXER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
yulyulk: it's more comfy and don't act like you didn't wear boxer either!
taeyeon_ss: mine is cuter wanna see?
yulyulk: no thanks
taeyeon_ss: you're going to be so jealous
yulyulk: where did you buy them?
taeyeon_ss: someone gave it to me
yulyulk: who?
taeyeon_ss: none of your business
yulyulk: i bet she says she wanna eat your dinosaur lmao
taeyeon_ss: DON'T DO DIRTY JOKE LIKE THAT IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE DUDE
yulyulk: HELP ME PICK ONE GREEN OR PINK YOU STUPID GAY
taeyeon_ss: why did you even bought those color it doesn't even suit your personality and attitude!
yulyulk: it's on 70% discount
taeyeon_ss: you should buy more pink then
yulyulk: so you think i should wear the pink one?
taeyeon_ss: where the are you going anyways?
yulyulk: on a date
taeyeon_ss: then you should wear the green one
yulyulk: why?
taeyeon_ss: no personal reason
yulyulk: alright i'll wear the green one then thanks dude
taeyeon_ss: hold on a second who are you going on a date with?!
yulyulk: my crush
taeyeon_ss: moonbyul?
yulyulk: NOT THAT ONE YOU IDIOT
taeyeon_ss: you said you have a crush on her the other day
yulyulk: i change my mind she's too gay for my liking
taeyeon_ss: ooohhh~ then who?
yulyulk: you know who i've been crushing on her since she enter our english class
taeyeon_ss: ahhhhh!!! wanda?!
yulyulk: her name is wendy but no! not her!
taeyeon_ss: then who?!
yulyulk: the one who always sleep
taeyeon_ss: ME?! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?! OH NO I'M GAY BUT PLEASE YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE
yulyulk: It's not you wtf
taeyeon_ss: I'M SCARED
yulyulk: geeesshh it's jessica you !! JESSICA!!
taeyeon_ss: ayyy i knew it'll be her
yulyulk: then why didn't you say it right in the first place?!
taeyeon_ss: because i want you to say it yourself
yulyulk: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
taeyeon_ss: not yet can i follow in case if she do anything bad to you?
yulyulk: such as?
taeyeon_ss: i don't know she could rob you
yulyulk: she's not tippani
taeyeon_ss: oh god that girl i hate her so much yesterday she chase the hell out of me thank god i can run faster since i lose 2kg
yulyulk: you should weight 50kg more so she could lose interest in you
taeyeon_ss: bruh your suggestion gave me cancer
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: so yuri are you picking me up or i'll go first and wait for you?
taeyeon_ss: you can go first yuri is not ready yet she didn't wear anything except her green boxer
jessica.syj: what?
yulyulk: TAENG DON'T TALK
taeyeon_ss: you have to be honest with the person you love yul
jessica.syj: why do you have a green boxer yuri?
yulyulk: uhhh
taeyeon_ss: tell her dude
yulyulk: my mom made it for me
taeyeon_ss: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
jessica.syj: your mom made it for you? aww that's cute
yulyulk: hehe i know i'm cute
taeyeon_ss: where are you going for a date?
jessica.syj: yuri said she'll take me to the lotte world
taeyeon_ss: OH YOU GOING TO RIDE THEM ROLLER COASTER WITHOUT ME YUL THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
yulyulk: taeng please i'm on a date if you want to ride then you can go by yourself
taeyeon_ss: jessica listen here i want to follow do you have problems with that?
jessica.syj: i don't mind
taeyeon_ss: see? she said she doesn't mind!
yulyulk: CAN YOU NOT RUIN MY MOMENT?!
jessica.syj: it's okay yuri let her follow us maybe she can keep my friend a company
yulyulk: your friend?
jessica.syj: yeah i take my friend with me
yulyulk: ahh is she tippani?
taeyeon_ss: I DON'T WANNA GO THEN
jessica.syj: no it's not tiffany, she told me this morning she wanna go out with your roomate yoona
yulyulk: oh poor yoona
taeyeon_ss: I'M SO HAPPY SHE FOUND HER LOVE 
yulyulk: where do i need to pick you and your friend sica?
jessica.syj: we'll wait at the front gate 
taeyeon_ss: don't make the girls wait yul leggo!
[5 minutes later]
yulyulk: hey sica i'm already at the front gate where are you?
jessica.syj: on our way there :)
taeyeon_ss: do you girls wear heels?
jessica.syj: umm no
yulyulk: taeng wtf nobody wear heels when they wanna go to amusement park!
taeyeon_ss: i wear one!
yulyulk: take it off!
taeyeon_ss: but i wanna look tall
yulyulk: you're going to lose them anyways on the roller coaster
taeyeon_ss: SHUT THE UP OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO CUTE JESSICA
jessica.syj: thanks :)
yulyulk: where?! where?!
taeyeon_ss: on the left!
yulyulk: wowowow i'm going to tell my mom i've found her daughter in law
jessica.syj: who are marrying you anyways
yulyulk: you
jessica.syj: ayyy this kwon yuri is so full of herself
yulyulk: is that your friend?
jessica.syj: uhuh
taeyeon_ss: oh my god is she...
jessica.syj: she can be your date today taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: M..MY DATE?!
jessica.syj: she's single
[sh_9513 is online]
sh_9513: hi taeyeon unnie did you like the dinosaur boxer i gave you?
yulyulk: oooohhhhhh~ so it's from her?
taeyeon_ss: KYAAAAAAAAA 
jessica.syj: girl you know each other?!
yulyulk: uhm sica we got a problem
jessica.syj: what happen?
yulyulk: taeng fainted
jessica.syj: damn

 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1152 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1152 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.