12.12 SHOPEE SALE

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jessica.syj: WAKE UP HAGS IT'S 12.12!!!!

tiffanyyoungofficial: WAKE THE UP TAEYEON IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BUY ME THOSE PINK GLITAAAHHHHH

yulyulk: give her a break and buy it yourself it's not that expensive!

tiffanyyoungofficial: WELL YOU BETTER ZIP IT YURI BEFORE I CHOP CHOP YOUR VAJAYJAY

jessica.syj: not in front of my salad hoe

tiffanyyoungofficial: since when you eat salad

jessica.syj: since my s crave em

tiffanyyoungofficial: what

taeyeon_ss: WHO GONNA BUY ME TRUCKS I WANT THEM FOR MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!

jessica.syj: you think we rich to get you a truck gerara here!

tiffanyyoungofficial: since when you're into trucks boo? i thought you're a sports car type of lesbian

yulyulk: are you talking about me?

tiffanyyoungofficial: oh

taeyeon_ss: is this too much to ask for a presents it's on 70% discount!

tiffanyyoungofficial: oh so you mean these trucks?

taeyeon_ss: what do you think i meant tippani?

jessica.syj: this ain't trucks taeyeon, it's twucks

yulyulk: uwu

seojuhyun_s: WAIT ARE YOU TWELVE?!!!

taeyeon_ss: SHUT UP SEOHYUN TWELVE YEARS OLD DON'T PLAY TRUCKS ANYMORE!

seojuhyun_s: THEN YOU'RE WORST THAN TWELVE THIS IS TODDLER TOYS!

taeyeon_ss: STAY PRESSED SATAN!

jessica.syj: aight imma head out

tiffanyyoungofficial: stay where you at jessi and buy her those trucks

jessica.syj: WHY ME?!

tiffanyyoungofficial: because i ain't buying her that crap for christmas if i'm buying her anything it's gonna be a g strings for our hot and y night!

jessica.syj: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT THANK YOU

hyoyeon_x_x: look what i found on shopee

yoona_lim: unnie that's illegal!

hyoyeon_x_x: since when i'm legal?

sooyoungchoi: how many percent off is that hyo?

hyoyeon_x_x: it's on 99% discount

515sunnyday: so cheap must be fake

jessica.syj: yeah like you

515sunnyday: DID I HURT YOU?! DID I?! WHY YOU MUST HURT MY FEELINGS ALL THE DAMN TIME LIKE WHAT DID I EVEN DO?!

jessica.syj: job

515sunnyday: HOEEEE

yulyulk: syoung you do weeds too these days huh?

sooyoungchoi: yeah i like to be high

taeyeon_ss: i like to be high too

sooyoungchoi: I DIDN'T SEE YOU UP HERE WHERE ARE YOU MIDGET

jessica.syj: pfft!

tiffanyyoungofficial: you are so mean to my boo!!

taeyeon_ss: i'm taeyeon i'm okay

sooyoungchoi: alright i'm sorry please accept my apology

taeyeon_ss: hmmph!

sooyoungchoi: ayy i said i'm sorry

taeyeon_ss: no!

sooyoungchoi: taeng i really am sorry

taeyeon_ss: i said no! humpph!

yulyulk: you're in trouble syoo

yoona_lim: taeng unnie is sulking!

515sunnyday: choi sooyoung this is your fault!

hyoyeon_x_x: man do something

sooyoungchoi: aish! alright i'll buy you anything you want on shopee quit sulking already!

taeyeon_ss: really? you'll buy me anything?

sooyoungchoi: yes yes i will! i'm rich remember?

yoona_lim: oooohhh~ treat me too unnie!

hyoyeon_x_x: then buy us something too!

seojuhyun_s: YES SINCE YOU'RE RICH, REMEMBER?

jessica.syj: or we're sulking too humpphh!!

yulyulk: uwu

sooyoungchoi: yall ing brats i ain't buying yall anything!

tiffanyyoungofficial:

jessica.syj:

yoona_lim:

hyoyeon_x_x:

seojuhyun_s:

sooyoungchoi: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ANYTHING YALL WANT! I'LL PAY FOR IT!

seojuhyun_s: yayyyyyyy i love you to the moon and pluto

sooyoungchoi: yeah i can tell with that knife

seojuhyun_s: i want this unnir pls

sooyoungchoi: wtf is that

seojuhyun_s: another knife with blood deco

sooyoungchoi: why are you like this

taeyeon_ss: uhmm syoo i want the trucks

sooyoungchoi: what brand hilux? ford? mitsubishi? cadillac? mercedes? which one?

taeyeon_ss: no no just this one

sooyoungchoi: for zero?

taeyeon_ss: no it's for me

sooyoungchoi: WTF

taeyeon_ss: STFU

tiffanyyoungofficial: i want the pink glittah

sooyoungchoi: for what

tiffanyyoungofficial: pls don't ask

sooyoungchoi: does it has to do with your ual fantasies?

tiffanyyoungofficial: uhuh

sooyoungchoi: aight next

jessica.syj: do you want to buy my b&e glasses?

sooyoungchoi: sica i'm buying you a gift

jessica.syj: oh i don't need anything i'm rich already but do you want to buy my b&e glasses?

sooyoungchoi: jessica i'm buying you stuffs and it's for you not me

jessica.syj: i told you i don't need anything on shopee it's not on my standards

sooyoungchoi: jessica jung i don't need your b&e glasses is that clear?

jessica.syj: i want a plaster

sooyoungchoi: suddenly? why?

jessica.syj: you hurt my feelings

sooyoungchoi: HOW?!

yulyulk: she's soft and sensitive

sooyoungchoi: what do you want yul?

yulyulk: it's quite expensive soo

sooyoungchoi: it's okay, just once a year huh

yulyulk: hmm i want a blackpink concert ticket

sooyoungchoi: i'll buy two of that

yulyulk: i just need one bruh

sooyoungchoi: another one is mine

yulyulk: bruh

sooyoungchoi: bruh

515sunnyday: aight cut your bromance this is what i want choi sooyoung!

sooyoungchoi: why do you need this you already have the original one

515sunnyday: it's for protection!

sooyoungchoi: from who?

515sunnyday: from you

sooyoungchoi:

yoona_lim: this is mine unnie!

sooyoungchoi: what is this dumb yoong

yoona_lim: my new pet

sooyoungchoi: are you aware that this is a freaking BLACK WIDOW?!

yoona_lim: what?! no unnie are you blind that's a freaking ladybird

sooyoungchoi: I DON'T CARE WHATEVER IT IS BUT NO ANIMALS ARE ON SALE ON SHOPEE YOU STUPID

yoona_lim: it's on the pet section you donkey! i don't care i want this no matter what you better buy it for me or else i'll blackmail you if you know what i'm talking bout :)

sooyoungchoi: oh my god my head hurts