ONCE IN A WHALE
SOSHI ON CRACK
YALL GOT WEED?
Taeyeon: hey guys
Yoona: I'm a woman
Taeyeon: hey girls
Jessica: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT
Yoona: IT MUST BE PARTY TIME
Hyoyeon: shut the hell up
Taeyeon: guys can you help me?
Yoona: I said i'm a woman!
Taeyeon: okay, girls
Jessica: GIRLS GENERATION IS THE REVOLUTION
Tiffany: that's blackpink
Hyoyeon: ayo what's wrong with this girl right here?
Yuri: I'm so sorry she's high on steroids
Tiffany: gurl she takes steroids?
Yuri: unfortunately yes
Tiffany: for what? muscles growth?
Jessica: yes it's for my s muscle ehek XD
Tiffany:
Taeyeon: guys..
Sunny: she needs to stop taking them yuri it might be exploding and caused tsunami i'm afraid we ain't seeing 2022
Yuri: but her role model is tsunade she wanna has s like her
Sooyoung: my role model is surfboard
Seohyun: no wonder
Sooyoung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Seohyun: i'm glad you achieved your goal to look like your role model unnie
Sooyoung: oh thanks
Sunny: she just roasts you and you said thanks?
Sooyoung: i'm focusing on the positivity in life sunny
Jessica: me too
Sooyoung: go get some help sica
Jessica: i did...i took steroids
Sooyoung: that's not helping
Jessica: it did help my s grow
Sooyoung: get a different help
Jessica: implant?
Sooyoung: wtf
Hyoyeon: pftt wtf
Yuri: stop
Taeyeon: HEY!!! I SAID I NEED SOME HELP!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO I'M YOUR ING LEADER SHOW ME SOME RESPECT ONCE IN A WHALE
Hyoyeon: once in a whale i dream of you
Sooyoung: once in a whale there's a baby whale
Yoona: once in a whale i'm a yoonie
Seohyun: once in a whale i'm a nun
Taeyeon: WHILE!!!! IT'S A WHILE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY TYPO!!
Tiffany: sorry boo we didn't noticed you because of jess sorry don't be angry uwu
Jessica: taeyeon when you walk into my bedroom last night you look so tall my god why? you're short right you should be short like damn
Taeyeon: wtf are you talking about?
Tiffany: whoa what?!
Yuri: it's me, sicababy, it's me...pls
Jessica: oh
Yoona: hyunnie let's slap the satan out of sica unnie
Seohyun: i'll bring my gucci knife
Yoona: damn we slapping her with a knife?
Seohyun: no i just wanna show off my new knife once in a whale
Yoona: once in a whale hyunnie is a dork
Jessica: DON'T COME NEAR ME
Sunny: so taeng what kind of help do you need?
Tiffany: yes boo tell us!
Sooyoung: do you want to borrow money?
Taeyeon: no actually i'm looking for a condo can you guys recommend me a good one?
Yuri: what kind you looking for tae?
Taeyeon: uhh suitable for lesbians or whatever can you guys post a picture too so i can choose? i'll be right back zero just poop in the fish tank!!
Hyoyeon: who is zero?
Yuri: her new fish
Sunny: it's her dog yuri.. a frickin' dog
Yuri: damn her dog got in the fish tank?
Sooyoung: damn taeng got fish tank?
Tiffany: yes that's where she keeps her ariel pillow
Hyoyeon: so what do you think about this one baeyeon the best part is that when you open your window i'll be staring at you from my window because we're gonna be neighbours!
Sunny: damn that's disturbing imagine having a nice chill sunday morning and you saw hyoyeon smiling creepily at you from her crib
Sooyoung: then i'll take out my lightstick and start jamming to kissing you baby max volume so she can off
Yuri: exactly what i'm thinking
Tiffany: PFFT
Hyoyeon: off haters
Sunny: but why is she suddenly moving ppany?
Tiffany: i don't know my boo's rich maybe she's buying that for me?
Sunny: oh yes it's nice to have an imagination once in a whale
Tiffany: off
Yuri: taeng try this one it has windows
Sunny: that looks depressing af imagine you got home drunk and sleeping on that bed and wakes up in hell cuz you fall out of the window
Yuri: stop imagining s sunny!
Sooyoung: yeah maybe we can lock jessica in it
Yuri: LEAVE HER ALONE
Sooyoung: exactly yuri leave her alone in that room so she can stop taking steroids
Yuri: what that's not what i mean
Hyoyeon: who cares what you mean
Tiffany: anygays boo look it's a pink condo! my favorite! and very minimalistic too!
Sooyoung: she ain't buying it for you !
Tiffany: well if you forgot we're dating so obviously i'll be wherever she is!
Sooyoung: probably buying for her mom!
Tiffany: then her mom better let me in
Sooyoung: damn
Sunny: and if you're in a tight budget this is the best deal like you got infinity pool back there
Tiffany: that's not even a condo sunny!
Hyoyeon: damn sunny you're damn cold
Yuri: oh wow she can have a picnic once in a whale with a whale back there nice idea sunny
Tiffany: you guys are ing retards
Sooyoung: you'd better be there with her ppany
Tiffany: no thanks i'm allergic to whale
Taeyeon: hey i'm back so? any suggestions?
Tiffany: scroll up boo
Taeyeon: hmm??? what's with those condos? and what the is that picture sunny?
Sunny: your future house with tiffany
Sooyoung: yikes
Yuri: what do you mean what's with those condos aren't you the one asking for our suggestions earlier?
Taeyeon: i did not?
Hyoyeon: what do you mean you did not baeyeon??? i'm so excited we're finna be neighbours!
Taeyeon: the ?
Sooyoung: you're asking us about a condo before taeyeon what's wrong with you?
Tiffany: boo? explain?
Taeyeon: oh it's a typo sorry
Sunny: again?? typo?! geesh what's wrong with your fingers?!
Tiffany: oh her fingers are fine dont worry
Taeyeon: it's not fine
Tiffany: it is
Taeyeon: no
Tiffany: shut the up
Taeyeon: no
Tiffany: don't say no
Sooyoung: omg disgursting sheet
Hyoyeon: then what are you asking for really?
Taeyeon: a
Sunny:
Yuri: ahhhh
Hyoyeon: for us? even better than a condo
Sunny: hyoyeon stop hallucinating
Taeyeon: no hyo it's not for us it's for ppany she's leaking so much and it's so slippery in there that i tripped and my fingers got hurt!
Tiffany: THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS ARE SHORT TAEYEON
Yuri: TMI
Sooyoung: do you have to tell in details taeng? like dayumm
Jessica: oh wow what a coincidence i have a female in my store it's called Blank&Clitoris only for $699.99
Taeyeon: WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU SELL EXPENSIVE ?!
Jessica: take it or leave it
Taeyeon: show me the picture
Jessica:
Taeyeon: NOT YOUR PICTURE STUPID!! THE !!!
Jessica:
Taeyeon: that's not your brand
Jessica: oh it is now
Taeyeon: I'll take 10
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